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The
Jackfruit Archives
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been written.
Top MIT Stories:
Local MIT Professor Gets His Groove On
Boston, MA - This past weekend, MIT math
professor Haynes Miller was spotted hanging out at a popular Boston
nightclub with an entourage of seven MIT students. When interviewed about
his weekend outing, Professor Miller stated, "I thoroughly enjoyed 'getting
my groove on'
MIT
Community Mourns Loss of Courses Restaurant
Cambridge, MA - The sky was pristine blue
during the final weekend of May 2002, but the beautiful weather outside
could not uplift the gloomy spirits of thousands of MIT students who
realized that the day had finally arrived.
D-Entry Resident Can't Believe
Steven Seagal Didn't Star in Chick Flicks
Cambridge, MA
- D-entry resident Alex A. ('05) went into shock this past weekend when he
discovered that actor Steven Seagal did not star in popular chick flicks.
According to eyewitnesses, this incident occurred one night when a group
of MIT students were watching the movie "Ever After," a chick flick
starring Drew Barrymore.
Formerly Ambitious D-Entry Chair
Acting Like The Biggest Lazy-Ass Ever
Cambridge, MA
- Adam Kumpf ('05, maybe), known otherwise as one of the most ambitious and
industrious students at MIT, has suddenly become arguably the biggest
lazy-ass the world has ever seen. The entry chairperson has not left MacGregor House for over 3 weeks and refuses to do any work whatsoever.
Rants and Raves:
POINT-COUNTERPOINT:
Conflict in D-World
Typical human interaction within D-entry
ADVICE:
Ask a Freshman Who's Trying Too Hard To Impress
People At Orientation
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