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Regina S.

Omar, what the hell!  You try to annoy me on purpose!  Don't deny it!  I'll admit that I have a short fuse, but geez, could you try a little less hard to get on my nerves?  Kindness!  Kindness!?!  That's what you call making fun of me every single second of every single day?  "Duh, I got nutin' better to do so I guess I'll go give Gina a hard time, hehe."  For God's sake you don't even take holidays off!  People have feelings you know!  Oh, and don't get me started on your so-called hockey "talents."  Yeah, skilled at shooting a tennis ball at Brittany's TV or Colleen's eye.  And I happen to think that a fat, naked guy filling up my entire computer screen is not funny.  It just sticks out in my memory as being very obscene and inappropriate.  I was trying to study, as usual, and I saw this big, fat, half-naked black dude on my screen.  Don't think you can get away with this sort of thing just because you help me with problem sets and stuff.  Speaking of which, I have work to do.

Omar B.

Well, Regina, Ms. Never Talks to Others Because She’s Too Busy Doing Next Unit's Practice Problems (Ms. Problems for short), you always seem to overreact due to my witty remarks - which, I must remind you, are only made to get you to lighten the h*ll up.  Are you mad because I scored on you like 5 times during hockey warm-ups that one time?  Maybe that would explain why you told the team you had too much "studying" to do the night of our first and only playoff game.  You are so uptight sometimes - wait, most of the time!  It's not like Brittany's TV ever broke or Colleen went blind.  Only one of those incidents was on purpose, and as for the other, even Steve Yzerman misses his target sometimes!  Every other sane person thought the fat, half-naked guy was the funniest thing they had ever seen on a computer desktop.  After all of last year, all the times I helped you and showed you kindness, yes, kindness, that's what you remember?  The fat, half-naked guy!?  In conclusion, Regina S. is obsessed with fat black men.