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calendar: sunday 8/24
Before ditching your parents tonight, stop by your
assigned dorm at 5pm for Dinners @ Dorms, the place to get your
questions answered and keep your parents from worrying about MIT's
crazy dorm process. Then, make sure to stop by both parties tonight, one on the west and one on the east. They're both guaranteed to be spectacular.
NW35: Young Money Milli Block Party
0000
Get a taste of what it is to party at MIT before classes start. Come be captivated by our brand new dorm with our majestic new speakers. Let's bring down house as we let loose in the giant courtyard or just drop by to enjoy some classic block party food and drinks.
Burton-Conner: Build Your Own Water Weapon
2am-4am - Game Room
Come build your own [fill in blank here] for the annual East vs. West Water War. Because engineering at 3 AM is the best kind of engineering.
8am-10am - TFL
Start your day off right with some breakfast right in your friendly Next House Lounge.
10am-11am - TV Lounge
Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids. Luckily, you still count as kids. Come grab some food before heading to Convocation.
East Campus: Courtyard Construction Antics
10am-8pm
Join the race against the clock. We've got T-minus 10 hours till party time, and you can help make it happen right. We're not really just haphazardly throwing pieces of wood together... we just haven't slept in a long time. Come keep us from drilling into each others skulls, and learn to handle power tools yourself!
NW35: NW35 Tour Guides
1000-2400
Every hour, on the hour, a tour guide will be waiting for you at the student center (with a big sign that says NW35) to take you to NW35, the new dorm.
Senior House: BACON BACON BACON BACON BACON: BACON? BACON, BACON BACON! BACON. (BACON BACON.)
10am
East Campus: Tour Guide Catch-and-Release Program
11am-5pm
Come pick a tour guide from our holding pen. Don't worry, they won't bite (until November), and have had all the necessary shots for attendance at MIT. Learn about each of EC's unique halls, then try to guess where your guide normally dwells-- when not locked in a cage in the courtyard.
MacGregor House: Charles River Kayaking Sign-up and Dorm Tours
11am-4pm
Already busier than you expected? Make sure you visit MacGregor to learn about and sign up for our first ever REX Charles River Kayaking Trip (trip to take place on Monday, 25 August)! While you’re here, learn more about MacGregor by going on a tour.
Major Dorm Event
12:30pm
Head over to your temporary dorm and meet the housemasters and get your questions answered!
Simmons Hall: Housemaster Brunch and Tours
12:30pm-2:30pm
It’s pretty self-explanatory, but we cannot stress the magnitude of deliciousness only found in Simmons’ smoothies – a special recipe by our housemaster themselves, the Essigmans. Plus, what better way to see the concrete sponge than with a real Simmons resident as your tour guide and the quasi-guarantee you won’t get lost.
East Campus: Pink is the new Blonde
1pm-1am
Natural is totally out. Dayglo is back! Electrify your tresses (but don't actually electrocute yourself, EC will get in a lot of trouble).
1pm
all day, but especially now! learn about Haus history, see murals, pet our cats, meet our quirky residents. tours led by upperclassman leave every five minutes from the lobby.
Major Dorm Event
REX: East Vs. West Water War
2pm
Come see the mighty siege machines as we soak ourselves silly. Be prepared to get wet, or stand back! Are you on the winning side? There’s only one way to find out. Report to your commanding officer by heading to your temp dorm (or the dorm you want to side with) a bit before 2pm.
Baker House: Dorm Tours and Smoothies
2pm-5pm - Lobby
We will have professionally trained guides leading groups on a tour of an architectural masterpiece known as Baker House! Groups leave every 30 minutes on the hour and half hour. After the tour come grab a smoothie and chat with some upperclassmen about life at MIT!
East Campus: Course 6 Indoctrination
2pm-4pm
Not everyone in EC is course 6; most of us do this for fun. Come see the allure of the field of electrical engineering as you construct your very own death ray.
2pm-4pm
Come relive the best moments of your childhood with four square, water skirmishes (ammo provided), and any other games that we dream up! We’ll even have juice boxes and other snacktime favorites.
2pm-5pm
We'll show you all the great amenities of our dorm, including the dance studio, living rooms, the gym, penthouses, and more, as well as answer your questions about living in McCormick.
2pm-5pm
New to Boston or just want to learn more about it? Join Spanish House members and its GRT, Francisca, in an insightful tour of Boston and get to know your city from an Urban Studies Graduate Student's perspective. Remember to bring comfortable shoes and we hope to see you in the crowd.
Next House: Tye Dye and Free Love
2pm-5pm - Courtyard and TFL
Get into the psychedelic spirit by making your own tie dyed apparel. Enjoy smoothies and lots of love from enthusiastic-but-not-dangerous Nexties.
NW35: Birthday Party at NW35!
1400-1700
Come celebrate our birth as a new dorm with food and great company. Events will be going on throughout the day--check the schedule for details.
NW35: Airbrush Tattoos
1400-1600
Whether you want to look flashy, cool, or suave, these airbrush tattoos are the way to go.
NW35: Paintbrush Throwing
1400-1500
Are you artistic? Are you a throwing master? Do you just want to have a lot of fun? If you answered yes to any (or all), you should come join us in the creation of a wonderful masterpiece!
NW35: Paintbrush Throwing
1400-1500
Are you artistic? Are you a throwing master? Do you just want to have a lot of fun? If you answered yes to any (or all), you should come join us in the creation of a wonderful masterpiece!
Senior House:Uncle Penver takes the Kids to the Garment District
2pm
experience a crusty Senior Haus legend for the last time while visiting your local source for vintage clothes, hairdye, costumes and other weird stuff. home of the dollar-a-pound.
1417
We hope you're enjoying all the free food, but the hectic MIT lifestyle doesn't always allow for fine cuisine. Let us take things a little more down to Earth for a bit. Ramen, grilled cheese, and hot pockets oh my!
East Campus: Course 2 Indoctrination (power tools seminar)
3pm-5pm
In our last installment of our Indoctrination seminar series, you learned about why course 6 is the best major. Now learn why course 2 is even better. We'll teach you how to keep your limbs intact and your screws unstripped. Then take your new skills and help out the upperclassmen with their wooden rides and projects!
3pm-4pm - Arcade
Come and explore the 9 houses that make up MIT's most multicultural dorm. Snacks will be served!
Senior House: How Does I Talk Internets
3pm
it's serious business. Learn about memes, (this is what happens when Rush is run by /b/tards)
3:03pm-4:34pm
Fancy yourself an engineer? Come prove it à La Maison Française! We’ve got all sorts of high-tech building materials, including marshmallows, toothpicks, pretzel sticks, and maybe even some graham crackers et du chocolat, if you’re lucky.
Random Hall: Painting Ceiling Tiles
1517
Leave your stamp on the Institvte, perhaps a bit more literally than usual.
3:30pm-5pm - TV Lounge
DDR. Twister. Guitar Hero. Pool. Bowl Game (It rocks, we promise). Just remember, you're all winners. Except the losers.
3:30pm-5pm - Front Desk
Um, the title is pretty self-explanatory, yeah?
Senior House: Alice in Wonderland Tea Party
4pm
it's tea time! formal attire encouraged.
1617
The things you come up with in the woods with friends. Come to Random Hall, unleash your inner kindergartener, feel like a pretty, pretty princess, or prove your masculinity.
Major Dorm Event
REX: Dinner@Dorms
5pm-7pm
Meet dorm residents over a delicious dinner and get your (and your parents’) questions answered. Bring the family! Head over to your temporary dorm and see where exactly dinner will be served
1717
Our third floor has been turned into a paradise of tasty food, cooked by the residents. We like to show off.
1717
Venga! Coma nuestras delicias arrugas. Muchos alimentos de lemony. (Come! Eat our delights wrinkles. Many food of lemony.)
Senior House: Alternative Sex Seminar
6pm
curious about being gay at MIT? the best way to tie someone to your Institute bed? where to buy latex clothing in Cambridge and Boston? solid advice direct to you from our resident experts about bondage, sodomy, and most all fetishes.
6:36pm
Trois petites truites cuites, trois petites truites crues.
Major Dorm Events
East Campus: Xanadu: Party with East Campus & Senior House
8pm-12am
So you've been hearing rumors about the east side...come find out how much of it is true. Check out two exciting places to live, satisfy your stomach, and meet some colorful people. Get newly acquainted with an old childhood friend, the bouncy ball, or cake frosting, and dance the night away.
Baker House: West Side Bash with McCormick and Baker at the Baker House Dining
8pm-12am - Dining
Hey hey you you! It's peanut butter jelly time! Critics are proclaiming this year's West Side Bash to be the most anticipated Orientation event ever! Let us show you how real MIT nerds students party it up. Break it down on our rooftop dance floor to the hottest tracks spun by live DJs! So don't be a lonelygirl (or boy) - come get some free hugs and mack on some cupcakes, because we're never gonna give you up!
8pm-12am
Provide beautiful glowing art for all the raver kids at the party.
8pm
SIX THOUSAND bouncy balls will rain down from the fourth floor balcony, lit by strobe lights. not to be missed! NOW WITH TWICE THE BALLS.
Senior House: East Side Party: Concert in the Courtyard
8:15pm
featuring TSMH, a punk rock band composed of Haus residents. rock out, be offended.
East Campus: EC Amusement Park (of Doom)
8:30pm-1am
Put your lives into our sleep deprived hands (sign a waiver first). Spin, fly, and feel like... a hamster? Well, if you're into that.
NW35: Movie and Games at NW35
2000
Kick back and enjoy a few card games or video games while you slip into the night. If you've had a long day and just want to relax, we'll be having a Lord of the Rings marathon. The extended edition, of course.
2017
Go away. You have better thngs to do.
10pm-12am
Come to New House and make your own delicious ice cream sundae with all your favorite toppings!
Random Hall: Pants Pants Revolution
2217
It's like DDR, but with more pants. Every time you win a game you put on another pair of pants. How many pants can one person possibly handle?
11:11pm-1:01am
Il fait chaud, non? Come enjoy some nice lemonade and iced tea à La Maison Française, accompanied by fresh-baked cookies, naturellement.
2317
A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.
2717
Everything is more interesting in the early hours of the morn. Even pancakes.
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