Welcome to The Information Page Why not have a Leary Biscuit or one of my brownies while you ponder the rest of the menu? -- dr foo A new version of Canada's national anthem Useless Information: When people ask me how I have become such a Savant of the Superfluous, a Maven of the Meaningless, a... well you get the idea. It's because I read sites like this one! 13 Myths about the 2000 Elections A little history Applying the Timothy Leary character assessment matrix-space idea to George Carlin's three-fold theory of human personality, we get the Carlin-Leary Personality Assessment Matrix. TSOG -- Tsarist Occupation Government : The Creature That Ate the Constitution "Oh dreydl, dreydl, dreydl, I made you out of clay. And when you're dry and ready, I'll probably hock mom and dad for a Pokemon instead." The terribly complicate Rules of the Dreydl. Some information and warnings about Urban Legends and similar hoaxes, and a big http://urbanlegends.about.com/science/urbanlegends/. Another big Urban Legends site. Diners: those roadside marvels of meatloaf and memories. Periodic Table of Condiments No kidding -- if Dr. Millis is right, we're gonna be up to our ears in free energy! Space Syrup: a Cure-all!? Wondering how to handle a leech? Here's how the pros do it. Celebrate "Mike the Headless Chicken Day" on May 16th! Now THIS is a Conspiracy Theory! A great real estate deal? Music -- the Rules: a list of regulations for "dance bands" promulgated by the Third Reich. The Greatest Man in the World -- he told me so himself. Police interrogation techniques: if they want your confession, they can probably get it. Just what is Hosstraders Hamfest anyway? A seriously scary weed! (Relax -- now revealed as a hoax!) British Cooking:: some recipes Seasonal Warning! Announcing a NEW new website (replacing the OLD new website) for the BUREAU OF PUBLIC SECRETS The site features extensive selections from Ken Knabb's SITUATIONIST INTERNATIONAL ANTHOLOGY... A constructive solution to a tough problem. The quote that everyone's quoting by Special Inquisitor Ken Starr. An interesting IBM patent Pepsi boy assails Coca-Colacracy In need of metric conversions? Curious about the Illuminati? What do you know about The Altoids Factor? Remember this episode? Mad scientists will appreciate this info on how to build a Jacob's Ladder. And a theremin. The Smoking Gun has all the archives and rumors and you'll need to keep yourself up a little too late at night... ...and these guys have probably been spending a little too much time there. Date: Mon, 22 Sep 1997 16:06:00 (EDT): this just off the wires... "CIA/UFO sane account: Oh those scientists. Look what the've come up with now." -- Martin Weiner A Virus Warning from France. Stop the Spam! A dandy list of factoids, and even more factoids. remembering the birthday of Moses "Moishe" Horwitz. An announcement from the Moses Horwitz Memorial Society. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk! The infamous Fuhrman tapes. The only actual confession of criminal activity obtained during OJ's criminal trial. When asked, "Hey, what time is it?" Yogi Berra is reported to have replied, "You mean now?" Once adopted, technical specifications can live a long time. Now this is a whole bunch of odd stuff! A hack for cobbling up an NT server? Mars! Here's a look at those Net-blocker Cyber Censorship programs, and what they're really doing. Strange death #1 and Strange death #2 A bibliography of materials about His Imperial Majesty, the late lamented Emperor Norton I. Dig mad science? Then don't miss this one! S. 314: Those boys in the Senate are at it again. The future direction of PBS ? The Coolidge Corner hosts the annual 24-hour Science Fiction Film Marathon over the Presidents' Day weekend. Check out the site and put yourself on Garen's mailing list. The Jubilee Year approacheth. They are not responsible. What will things be like in The Future? Monk, man. Louis "Pops" Armstrong A heartwarming story about a little boy's second wish. A review of a performance by Survival Research Labs. Important news about Bat Day. A selection of Scientific Warnings. An Environment Thought for the day. What to say and... ...what not to say. More bad news about everyone's favorite purple dinosaur. And here is an alternative view. All the poop on poop! Molly Ivins on cynicism You didn't read about this here. Some new information about self-esteem. A list of Secret Clubs. Hey, it could happen! Dr. Trivia's last stand. Beating the boot. Okay, now think of your card. This is also a pretty cool stunt. How cold was it? Who knows what you might learn at the Annals of Improbable Research. Interested in an actual Out of Body Experience? When was the last time you needed to spell something over the phone? Memorize the phonetic alphabet before the next time. A definition of "The Blues". Here's some real FBI info on the Unabomber. And here's UB's turgid manifesto. Okay, now that they've caught somebody who might be him, here's some Unabomber haiku Here's the lowdown on the Lowell Institute. This guy says he has all kinds of info on the Knights Templar. About the Hemporium. A pretty good idea. Imagine it, Dr. Jones! The Holy Grail! Date: Mon, 28 Aug 95 14:18:46 EDT From: sbjones@MIT.EDU (Susan B. Jones) Subject: Thought you might be interested in some contrasting pages. http://www.clark.net/pub/jeffd/index.html http://www.igc.apc.org/igc/igc.html A scientific report about oddballs. How to work the record clubs. Now that's a name! All the dope on that Sokal paper. Here's what you want to know about hot peppers! People and re-engineering. The NSA Security Guidelines Handbook Some interesting facts. Some old stuff. Did you know?: A "picayune" was worth 12½ ¢! Up to The Information Page, or all the way Up to The Dr Foo Home Page.