An Alternative Phonetic Alphabet

Bored with the same old standard phonetic alphabet? Try this one, based on one I found in rec.humor.funny
A  Are               N  Noon
B  Bee               O  One
C  Cite              P  Pseudonym
D  Double-U          Q  Queue
E  Eye               R  Rex
F  Funny             S  Sea
G  Genre             T  Tsunami
H  Hegemony          U  Understand?
I  Isn't             V  Vie
J  Junta             W  Why
K  Know              X  Xylem
L  Lymphocyte        Y  You
M  Moon              Z  Zero