The Boston Devival Debacle Spectacle Special
Open from "NIGHT OF THE HUNTER" -- Wolves in sheeps clothing
TITLE
Friday Jones and Dryfoo on the street outside church, excited
description of councilman collecting hate quotes from our
website... "We have received prior restraint for the content of
our speech!" Papa Joe on freedom after speech in Russia...
(ESO "Termite Suite" instrumental from Winterstar recording
runs in BG)
IrRev. FRIDAY JONES addresses the crowd on the steps of the Old
Cambridge Baptist Church, explains why we're banned from inside
the church building... censored by city councilman in the name of
free speech. Describes the Hate Quote selecting by councilman.
Councilman Reeves describes his involvement, how he was warned
of the evil Subs by Florida call; told restaurant owners to "look
into it"
Friday Jones advice to devival producers: "What are the
odds..."
Rev. Dryfoo speaks in Cambridge City Council, Mayor interrupts
him
Stang reads from Boston Globe article on devival, rants
Dryfoo in City Council on devival censorship
NIGHT OF THE HUNTER CLIP -- "What's it to be, Lord? Another
widow?" (Robert Mitchum murderous preacher rant, talking to
God about killin' those lacy, perfume-smellin' things... things
with curly hair")
Papa Joe outside devival -- "If we would eliminate the free
speech, less children would die." Protest re: "Stop the chants" --
comments re: Paddy wagon -- Non-Irish-American Multiple Suspected
Felon Transportation Device" -- always wanted to meet a hate group
in person... maybe the city council is the hate group.
Friday Jones -- "It all started when some busy person in
Florida didn't like some things they saw on a SubG
website... somebody else in Florida called NPR and made analogies
between Trenchcoat Mafia and Holocaustals of SubGenius...
"JOE FROM TALLAHASSEE" ON NPR "TALK OF THE NATION" and
responses... judge guest takes it very seriously; host Ray Saurez
says SubG is a joke.
Stang and Joe Mama laugh and comment while listening to NPR
tape -- Papa Joe rants in outrage about being called
"joke"... when we show them our PIPE BOMBS they see how funny we
are...
Dryfoo in city council continued: "If 3 phone calls can shut
down this event, 3 phone calls can shut down ANY event."
Friday on councilman's misquoting of Joe Mama's Holocaustal
website.
Councilman Reeves in City Council, reads from the Holocaustal
Home Page: "Jihad... slackless sacriledge... killing the pinks and
normals hurts us more than it hurts them... mass
euthanasia... nitrous oxide gas chambers.
NIGHT OF THE HUNTER
Papa Joe rants -- contemplate hate... want to KILL, KILL,
KILL!"
Reeves in city council -- "Killing pinks before X-Day
is... cheating"
Friday rants on steps: how the hate stuff was sent around to
the chief of police, etc.
"BUT! We persevered! We stood upon their steps and we
PREACHED!"
Friday "Will reschedule before XX-Day, when we'll leave
Cambridge, straight up!"
(ESO music continues throughout)
Stang does credits, credits Jesus especially, discusses this
old Church and how we still irritate people in real life...
SIDE TWO
The Most Controversial Comedy Group in the History of Mankind
-- conversations about who might be calling to harrass us.
Papa Joe at devival: "If you could reach a church door, you
would achieve SANCTUARY. But here... you look at the church door
and it says, "SUBGENIUSES NOT ALLOWED"!"
Friday Jones: "I blame "BOB" It is "BOB" who scourges my
feet... THANKS, "BOB"!"
BILL T. MILLER -- possessed by Anti"Bob," leads chant "KILL
"BOB"" (ESO music bg), AntiBob healing.... "Praise
"Bob"...
NIGHT OF THE HUNTER CLIP: "What religion do you profess?" "The
religion the Almighty and me worked out betwixt us."
(ESO music) behind Friday, Papa Joe, Stang, Legume
conversations re: the cancellations and threat calls
Friday Jones: "It's 1999 and we must kill all the adults to
save the children from child molestors"... "The hole of
"Bob"..... we fell and we fell and we fell.... landed on "Bob"
... "Thanks, "Bob" ...
PAPA JOE COMPLETE BOSTON DEVIVAL RANT about HATE GROUPS and
X-DAY -- from church steps. July 5, 1998 hasn't happened yet!
"WHO DO YOU TRUST? "Bob" or the Conspiracy?" They lied about
everything, and he never lied. Therefore, IT IS NOT JULY 5 1998
YET! I'm willing to set my watch. When the Xists come, THEN you
can conclude that the date is July 5 1998! "Bob" doesn't approve
of that dog collar (watch) -- he has Time Control. If
they KNOW this will happen on 1998 -- yet they believe it's 99!
It's a paradox! ALL BASED ON LIES! Let us stay together in our
mutual love for the hate...."
(ESO music) ("scary slow" from Winterstar
4-2)
Friday at home yelling about the crap, harrassing phone calls
etc.
NIGHT OF THE HUNTER: "Lord you sure knew what you were doing
when you put me in THIS CELL at THIS TIME!"
Reeves on Holocaustals: "This ain't funny in the context of
now!" in City Council. "In the context, in terms of public
safety..." C.Y.A. yak
Rev. Stang at WINTERSTAR 99 devival, end, with Chas Smith on
keyboard. "We MIGHT let Heaven's Gate outkook us... is this gonna
be one of those devivals that just ends with a whimper? WHO'S GOT
A LIGHTER?? -- Chas plays Urgent Carmina Jam while Stang rants on
20 POUNDS, 200 MILES, the YEAR 2000! We won't HAVE to party every
year. For we have FAITH! We have a god monster we can SEE! I can
produce photographs of Jesus and "Bob"! I can even produce Jesus
in person! I love Bob, queer for Bob... that's great but where do
you think Bob gets his infinite slack? He takes yours. That's why
he smiles... 'cause he has it... and you don't.
Very quick shordurmass-mar
Jazzy groovy trippy X-Day song from Susie's CONNIE show
("Open up your eyes"), Annie Sprinkle orgasm lecture
mixed with:
Crowd outside church -- Papa Joe "If you want to exterminate
99% of the planet, the ACLU is gonna be your only friend."
SURGEONS FOR "CONNIE" (Bill T. Miller, Brother Cleve
Dunkan, Dr. Foo) lead a capella singalong: "BOB" IS
LOVE/"BOB" IS HATE. Bill rants.
End of DR. K'TADEN LEGUME church steps sermon... about the
broken cracked branch that HELD in the flood.
Stang end credits
| ![[J.R. 'Bob' Dobbs]](Pix/dobbs.gif)