Eager Pre-beavers

[T1 and T2 sitting on a bench as lights come up] [enter T3]

T3:

Hi! Are you here for the campus tour?

T1:

Yeah ...I hope I get get accepted to MIT.

T2:

Me too ...I'm so worried. My SAT score was only 1500, but I am the class president, prom chair, president of Key Club, yearbook editor, editor-in-chief of the school paper and chess team captain. I was also in National Honour Society, Mu Alpha Theta, debating union, model UN, public speaking club, scholastic bowl team, JETS, ARML, AHSME and AIME teams, Math, Physics and Computer Olympiads and academic decathalon. [breathes] And, I played varsity footbal, soccer, and Ultimate, ran track and X-country, made all-states in baseball and swimming and was captain of the ice hockey team. [breathes] And, I play violin, piano, flute, guitar, sing in 3 choirs and went to nationals with our marching band and next week I'll be performing my new concerto at Carnegie Hall. Oh, I hope I get accepted.

[enter Tour Guide]

TG:

Hi! Welcome to MIT! My name is Berta! I'll be your tour guide for today! We're going to see a lot of the sights on campus. If you have any questions, feel free to ask! We're walking ...we're walking.

[group walks in place]

T1:

This looks like a long corridor. It goes on forever.

TG:

Yes, it's called the infinite corridor. Of course, it's not really infinite, but it's not a bad approximation.