GRT Wanker
By Erin Rhode, Harvey Jones, Cameron Dube, and Laura Lopez

An Homage to Michael Kaige-Qin, Putz GRT 2000-2003
To the tune of "D'yer Maker" by Led Zeppelin

Q, ooh, ooh ,ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
How we will miss you, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
And the things you do, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
We'll miss Laura too-ooh.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Quinn just can't say no, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
When you start to gro-ope, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
Good thing M doesn't kno-ow

When we took your robe from your bed-room, it made you mad, mad, mad,
When you wrote to us "I so piss. off," it made us sad, sad, sad,
But we still love you so, we can't let you go,
We love you - ooh, baby we love you!

Aa, aa, aa, aa, aa, aa, aa,
We grew to love you fast, aa, aa, aa, aa, aa,
But you're a pederast, aa, aa, aa, aa, aa,
We wish that this would la-ast.

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay,
You just won't graduate, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay,
But Laura's a good mate, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay,
She'll pay for your da-ates.

When Jesse broke your code for your thesis, it made you mad, mad, mad,
When we showered you on your birthday, it made you sad, sad, sad,
But you still love us so, you can't let us go,
We love you - ooh, baby we love you!

Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
In Hayden two-oh-one, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
We had so much fun, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
But now the fun is do-one.