(Inspired by this) Now in bitmap!
By Shayne Muelling
wearing dark glasses through the flashing lights
reflected off smooth surface
a glimpse of johnson
By Daniel Nolan
Cling wrap tucked him up.
He was a Pretty Woman,
Androgynous Roy.
Tin foil will not do.
A Traveling Wilbury
deserves cling wrap love.
Fat, fleshy, and pale,
Roy must be wrapped up tightly.
He must not ooze out.
Only the lonely
know how a self-slapped ass stings,
when cling wrap befriends
By Sean Buhrmester
Jetta the turtle?
Stretch wrap man in black?
Only the lonely.
Flowing like a stream
Rivulets on plastic wrap
Someone's been Cryin'
"Please unwrap me now"
Last words. Dump the corpse
On the Blue Bayou.
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