Miren: If he's boning a Wellesley chick and that's why our project doesn't get done, I'm going to punch him in the nuts so hard he'll never bone another Wellesley chick

Deanna: I've only ever heard of chubby bunny played with penises.

Deanna (on the subject of having to know physics to be Course 16): There's no physics in space!

Jackie (to Fuzzy): You have two vaginas to help you with your pack... wait, I didn't mean package!

Kyle: You're drinking instead of taking your pain meds?
Miren: Yes. That's a decision I made.

Molly: You can't have liver problems if you don't have a liver.

Deanna: I respect your opinions but my vagina does not.

Fuzzy: I should become a Mormon. I'd have 81 wives! ...you'd be three of them.

Sergei: Krotus was clearly a twinkie. That's why we hate twinkies so much, like how Christians hate Jews.

Jordan: I was so mad because I thought he would just feel like less of an engineer - Not less of a man!

Fuzzy: It's not hazing to give the freshman a lot of food, even if some of it is still alive.

Sergei: Krotus... he's a dark lord... he would be delicious if he was made of meat.