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Things We May or May Not Have Said, Volume XIII
2015-2016
Rudy: It turns out they don't have sex at CalTech.
Leah: I'm gonna just leave the posts and make a princess bed. I am Princess Protein.
Adin: If I woke up and my dick was chopped off, that would be disgruntled Adin.
Chris: I always feel uncomfortable marking the extreme position on surveys, well, most of the time.
Q: Rudy, your face has very high entropy.
Henry: Lauren, are you taking ethics? Because I'm taking meta-ethics.
Patrick: That Hertz to think about.
Senator Lindsey Graham: That's the first thing we're going to do when I get in there; we're going to drink more.
Adin: I took off my Impaled Nazarene shirt and replaced it with my Rotting Christ shirt because I wanted to be less offensive.
Rudy: I used to eat things out of his chest. It was a very close relationship.
Justin: No, she's just going to whip me.
Adrian S.: Fuck everything. It's a song on my new album "Fuck You." It's on sale for $59.99 because you have to have that much self hatred to buy an album for 60 dollars. Fuck you.
AJ: I love you to the point where I don't want you to know who Justin is.
Course 8 ensemble: The dankyon, the fundamental particle of the SU(420) group.
Adrian S.: Enters the room. Do you know how to do the massive rope problem? I want to say that there's a mass looping around but then you'd have to integrate... fuck I *do* have to integrate, fuck this shit. Leaves the room.
Adin: I would watch hedgehog porn.
Justin: It's not child porn if it's cartoons.
Leah: Do you ever find yourself watching videos of drug cartels executing people and just think "how did I get here"?
Justin: Do you know if any of these are leftovers? No response. Can I just have a spoonful of sour cream? No response. Can I just take the rice that fell on the table? No response. I'm taking the rice that fell on the table
Q: I am Matlab
Danny: You could even fuck your cousin, he's not even your first cousin!
Adrian S.: If you see me trying to drink more caffeine, slap me in the face, pull my pants down a little, and gently whisper in my ear "no."
Larn: We're all varying degrees of trash.
Adin: I hope I get my degree.
Justin: I would let Peter Dourmashkin be my big daddy.
Henry: Meta-ethics is basically like Wolfenstein - Hitler is always the final boss.
Gil: I will actually slit your throat.
Rudy: When in doubt just nuke it from orbt.
Luna: Who would I not want to have a relationship with on hall? Oh man, there are so many.
Spocky: Wow, my life is going to be mediocre and that's okay.
Adin: What do you even become after Catholic college? Bigoted?
Adin: See, my problem is that when I'm offensive and no one gets it, I'm just an asshole.
Leah: Danny, the chip on your shoulder is bigger than you are and that's why you're going to die.
Andre: I don't understand why you would want to cum in your pants
Justin: No clean up, it adds texture...
Patrick: I got so many free pencils in high school from making puns and having people throw them at me.
Adin: Yeah, but child porn just happens naturally.
Justin: I could beat Osama bin Laden in a one-on-one.
Patrick: You see, the difference is I don't have standards, but you pretend that you still do.
Danny: ...
Dan: It's kind of like Don't Ask, Don't Tell but for memes.
Justin: I bought this because I'm trying to be heart-healthy...oh wait, my hands are shaking.
Danny: It would be funny if someone on hall got murdered.
Leah: I am actually going to judo-throw him into the sun.
Adin: I would go to a skinhead meeting for free Chipotle.
Chris: Crystal cuts up her enemies and puts them on her face.
Rudy: Jlab was p chill.
Kyle: The water cup is a social construct.
Rudy: I'm gonna get so trashed that I'll have a British accent and Paul will have an American accent.
Spocky: I have enough self respect to not fuck an alum.
Edwin: Patrick, you're a trashier version of Kesha.
Leah: Grant is like if you crossed Shaggy with the abstract concept of a basset hound.
Henry: I feel like if you put a cat in a microwave, you're past the point of caring about cleaning up cat guts.
Adin: I would push an old man down the stairs for an A.
Rudy: I'm definitely going to make the Fifth East social happen this year!
Rudy: Holy Shit, it's a monkey fucking a duck!
Rudy: Have you guys ever seen animal porn?
Colin: Did you know this book comes in movie form?
Chris: You see, I'm Fearless, but also lazy.
What if your roommate was James? Luna: We'd have a few problems.
Adrian S.: (During Interviews) He seems as unconfident as I am, and that's not good.
Luna: Why is Rudy always the one that knows exactly what all the pornos are?
Henry: You can't be a rebound if they're still dribbling.
Patrick: Have a good threesome, daddy.
j-neezy: I just wanted to bukakke you in a reasonable fashion.
Rudy: Woah there, I'm a pretty chill guy, but I'm going to throw you off a roof.
Leah: Is first east just, like, knock-off tetazoo?
Henry: I'm a 10 if you count Fiesta licking my dick as beastiality.
Spocky: I'm not responsible for the rest of my class being a bunch of lazy assholes.
Patrick: Show me one of those orange cylinder memes again.
Chris: Shellfish aren't real fish, they're just cowards.
Rudy: Ruined orgasms and getting rick-rolled both have the same basic concept.
Grant: Aggresive penises are scary.
Leah: All penises are scary.
Cami: Are you talking to the two rack, Kyle?
Kyle: It's my best friend.
Patrick: I don't care about sex, I just want the memes.
Adin: My intention was not to jack off to physics, but that's what the world wanted.
Kyle: Are you the cactus?
Deanna: Yes.
Kyle: I don't get it.
Leah: Maybe you're not supposed to get it. Maybe it's post-modern.
Meg: I went to go buy vegetables so I wouldn't get SCURVY!
Adrian S.: I don't eat vegetables, so I'm probably already scurvied
Sciric: Scurvy me up, cap'n!
Justin: Dude, I think I would have a heart attack before I felt the runner's high.
Spocky: I like to believe Danny will die as "florida man."
eurahko: I'm never going back to florey ever again.