Rudy: The 5E social is going to happen this year! [Ed: it actually happened this year. Yes, we're as shocked as you.]

Henry: I still don't know what Jews look like.

Henry: I can't do that. I'm not that hardcore.

Henry: I will pee in as many bottles as necessary to make people think I'm cool.

Cami: Anything's a penis hole if you try hard enough!

Grant: We can just masturbate them like zoo animals.

Bova's Guy: You enjoy that, lover-boy (to a hickey-laden Patrick)

Tim: Some people had sine and cosine tables, we had beer pong tables.

Justin: What is an S?

Justin: It's just not worth doing in moderation.

Justin: What's a ball?

Grant: Is your problem sobriety?

Cami: I was born to contradict alpha males everywhere.

Chris: Cyberpunk is all about how anarchocapitalism is a hellish futurescape of bleak coporate death.

Hector: Never have I ever jumped off Killian ledge.

Adrian S.: If EC closes, I'm burning it down... With all the couches in it!

Chris: You should do work.
Spocky: You're not doing work.
Chris: I'm working on this beer.

Adrian S.: I started taking relativity, and now I see subluminal messages in everything.

Meg: Whenever we dance to this song, skeletons are also dancing to this song because they are inside us.

Grant: Patrick and I are in! ...Altough if Patrick's in, it's probably not a good idea.

Grant: I was gonna ask for a derail then I realized I wanted a refill.

Grant: I never make the quotes page

Rudy: She's still a bitch, I checked her Instagram.

Justin: Why can't I have autism?

Grant: Stabsies.
Kevin: Oooh, I wanna get stabbed tonight!

Adrian S.: I can't tell if the anti-semitism is serious or not.

Gil: Everytime I kiss Fernando I say "no homo."

Rudy: Physicists are the worst people.

Chris: There are more palm trees in California, but fewer spoons.