Things We May or May Not Have Said, Volume XV
2017-2018
Crystal: Accept your new god: two-headed dick. Danny: No.
Henry: *bursts into the room in his underwear* ALL THE REDS ARE PRIME!!!
Danny: Did you have reason to belive you were hallucinating? Ben: No more so than usual.
Adin: Hold on, I may be drunk, but I am not ready to sit down and get peed on.
Tesla: I'm really excited for there not to be an afterlife.
Amman: I feel like I unlocked a cheat code by working on a Friday.
Jad: Double Z, double cool
J: I've thought long and hard about it, and I'd resubscribe ec-discuss to Oh My Veggies.
*fire alarm sounds* Tesla: Dan, are you going to evacuate? Dan: Nah, I'm going to finish this shower. Showers are wet, fire can't get me in here.
Linda: ec-discuss is the void that shouts back.
Adin: I like working out because I feel high afterward. Sahara: That's why people run, you know? The runner's high. Adin: Or maybe it's all the coffee and aderall
Tesla: The discussion was ended by my boobs being posted to ec-discuss. Which is cool, not like I'm running for anything respectable or important tonight. [Ed: They were running for president...]
Spocky: Just chop Aditiya's arm off and replace your arm with HIS arm
Adrian: They don't make planes like that anymore. Dan: Yeah they do. Stop biplane erasure.
Kaarel: That's it, you're going to the gulag.
Federico: I haven't even gotten onto the quotes page yet, I'm so upset.
Adrian: Do you have time to learn about our lord and savior, Wolfram Alpha?
Adrian: No, I need to go learn all the field theories.
Hector: If, and when, I wake up, remind me to ask Amy to introduce me to her lady friend.
Federico: He's just a good guy [Ed: talking about Hector] Hector: I don't like that
Spocky: I was doing so good, and then I just started dying again.
Hector: Classic pizza-penis.
Spocky: Brunch is a state of mind.
Patrick: Judy is a pretty hateable name. It's just so white, soccor-mom-ish.
J: If you put Lizards on a tread mill they will start running on two legs Kat: Wait, which two?
Ender: I am too nihilistic to jerk off
Tesla: I don't even know what she looks like. I mean, if someone walked in with big tits I'd probably be like 'is this molly?' but thats about all I know.
Hector: (to Amman) it's good that you have a contingency plan for the kites.
Justin: In prison I'll get regular meals.
Tesla: I use my right hand if I'm giving a handjob, but I strictly only fuck women with my left hand.
Henry: i just gotta tell him that all the drugs do dorms. wait....
Tesla: Cats are not a psychoactive drug.
Hector: I mean 'we' as in singular 'you.'
Fernando: You can go to Africa, where they hate the gays almost as much as you do!
Tesla (EC pres): Putz and 4e are competing to be my least favorite child.