Someone: Where are you going?
Meldicore: Up. Up. I need to go up.

vogt -vogt Is there a polite way to say: "I find you distasteful on a deeply personal and insulting level, and I hope you suffer in this life and the next." ?
dmariel -vogt sure; you preface that exact phrase with "Dear Sir or Madam" and end with "Sincerely, Chris" --another casualty of...

overheard in 5E, as playing Black and White:
Kathleen: "Don't be evil. It's your first time playing, and being good is intuitive."
Nick: "No it's not!" -

Jesse: What about 'Sober McSoberson?'
Clayton: Who said that?
Jesse: You did.
Clayton: When?
Jesse: Last night.

jdascoli -ctsims yay! which shirt did you wear?
ctsims -ctsims The red one
ctsims -ctsims With black Khakhi pants
jdascoli -ctsims ...black and khaki are both colors.
ctsims -ctsims Black then

David G - Kim has a point. There would be far less fanfic if JK Rowling actually developed some of the things she glosses over, such as how often Snape fucks Harry.

ctsims -ctsims The saga continues. The doctor said my spleen was in fact not swollen, and my liver 'felt' fine. However, there's some number in their system representing toxins the liver dumps into the bloodstream. Apparently the normal number for this is 60, and about a week ago, I was at 220.
dvp -ctsims Yeah, you go! Never take "average" as acceptable! Always push your limits!

ctsims -ctsims When you can't trust ice cream, what can you trust?
dvp -ctsims A one cubic meter sphere of beef.

dvp -undvp Oh, yeah? You and what hot, bicurious amazonian army?

akhripin -dvp pfft, he's Russian, he doesn't value liberty.
akhripin -dvp I should offer him a lucrative natural gas trade agreement.

akhripin -wrane "under the sea" there are no automations just tasty crustaceans

akhripin - my crazy murder plans are still the most romantically appealing, really.
akhripin - did I say murder? I meant manslaughter.
akhripin - this is not the premeditation you are looking for.
dmariel - i don't think it's possible to have "manslaughter plans"
akhripin - well, yeah
akhripin - I didn't say these were good plans

AlexK: I wonder how long consecration lasts?
AlexK: I'm pretty sure it's permanent
AlexK: "Better eat this communion, honey, its Jesusness is about to expire."

dmariel -florey Jesus-Alex has stepped behind the scenes for a while.
dmariel -florey When he comes back, he'll have circular sawblades for hands. Carpenter indeed!

dmariel -akhrip don't underestimate microbes, alex. they'll eat you from the inside
akhripin -akhrip maybe they'll eat the burden of my fears and regrets while they are at it...

akhripin -akhrip I can't believe I made him my costco domestic partner, I feel so betrayed.

gkenney -ctsims they seem to be confusing "asking for cordless powertools" with "responsibility"

Kim: When Verde's says no shirt, no shoes, no service, I think that implies, "no pants."
Ross: Not true, I totally went to Verde's w/o pants.
Kim: ...
Ross: It was summer! ...And I didn't have any clean shorts.

Kim: Roaches are gross!
Greg: Whatever; they're just there.
Kim: Roaches carry disease!
Greg and Ross in stereo: So do I!

Chris Walsh, opening a box of pizza: *This* ring sees *you* before it dies...

Chris Walsh: I like playing with imaginary people.
Kim: I'm not imaginary!

Kim: I'm just not at ease with post-ROFL America.