Alex G: Set your phasers to fun!

Erik Fogg: That ball was 10 feet from ear rape!

Meldicore: You can have a cold war. I'm okay with a cold war.

Justin: As long a Meldicore's on hall, there's always a freshman.

Meldicore: Fucking gallons man. Fucking gallons.

Justin: Anything for the Nagus.

Meldicore: If I can only read things with zero eyes, then I need to worry. One eye is fine.

The only thing worse the Guitar Hero, is Air Guitar Hero.

Meldicore: Drinking is easy, Hard is not.

Meldicore: Why is this beer wrapped around the guitar?

Matt Faulkner: 60 lbs. of turkey? That's almost as much as an Ethiopian boy weighs.

Meldicore: The Quadrant! The Quadrant! I'm watching the Quadrant.

Meldicore: Having the brick vs. getting Ross to do something, it's like, you only get a limited number of brick lightings.

Sarah: What are you doing?
Sheets: Chilling out.
Sarah: Without your eyes?
Sheets: They were getting in the way of progress.

Irene: Why is it such a bad connotation to be lying on the floor?

Nick: I never thought that having my head between your legs would be so uncomfortable.

Clayton: Would you ask a rainbow to end?

Clayton: I'm all about breaking low expectations tonight. By that, I mean I'm sober.

Clayton: I am in fact more of a rapist than a kitty.

Meldicore: It's a good liver - it's hardworking. It earns its keep.
Mitch: Oh, yeah? And what do you give it in return?
Meldicore: More abuse. We have this sort of special relationship where I get all the benefit.
Mitch: I think you just defined yourself as a parasite on your liver.

Clayton: I am a twinkie. There are many 20 sided dice like it, but this one is mine.