Jeremy: I need to go recharge my batteries. It's like a metaphor for life, except you can't recharge your soul.
Response: Then what's caffeine for?

Karen: I'm affectionate, I'm like a fucking Golden Retriever.

George: I specifically instructed you, don't fuck with the trains in New Jersey!

Alex G. to Jesse while watching Jonny Quest: Living with you is like a constant trauma avoidance struggle.

Irene: Purell is like alcohol for the hands.