The TOP TWENTY surprise plot twists in upcoming TNG episodes


20) Worf signs his son Alexander up for ballet lessons

19) Data swears

18) Guinan removes her hat, revealing that she is a Saturday Night Live
style Conehead

17) Picard beams down

16) All of Geordi's lines are in words of two syllables or less, with no
pseudo-scientific doubletalk

15) Troi runs amok with a machete

14) Barclay is really the Captain; Picard is just an ensign, and all of his
"command" has been a holodeck simulation

13) No guest stars are relatives of Tasha Yar

12) Geordi gets a woman

11) Riker doesn't get a woman

10) Data states that he cannot use contractions after using one in the
previous scene, and the fabric of the universe, unable to withstand the
continuity error, is rent asunder

9) Picard wakes up muttering "there's no place like home"

8) Riker accepts command of another starship, the U.S.S. ZZ Top

7) Ten Forward is turned into a strip-joint, with its lead act being
Beverly Crusher as "The Dancing, Disrobing Doctor"

6) Tired of not being sure whether he is a lieutenant or a chief petty
officer, O'Brien beams the entire bridge crew into a black hole and assumes
the rank of Captain

5) Picard fires the phasers

4) "Prime Directive" is the word of the day, entire crew goes
"Aaaaahhhhh!!" at the top of their lungs whenever it is mentioned

3) Data's cat, Spot, is revealed as a Romulan spy

2) Wesley is affected the same as the rest of the crew, and a no-name
security guard saves the ship

1) Picard switches from Earl Grey to Nestea Instant Tea Mix; does "Nestea
Plunge" into swimming pool on holodeck