TOP TEN BUMPERSTICKERS ON THE U.S.S. ENTERPRISE
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10.  "Our other starship separates into 2 pieces!"
 9.  "No GREEN chicks!"
 8.  "HONK if you've slept with Commander Riker!"
 7.  "Guns don't kill people...Class 2 Phasers do!"
 6.  "Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!"
 5.  "CAUTION...We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical."
 4.  "If you can read this...don't you think you're a WEE-bit too close?"
 3.  "Have you hugged a Ferengi today?"
 2.  "We brake for cubes!"
 1.  "Wesley On Board!"