Caffeinated Crash-and-Burn Courses in C, C++, and Java
Jay Pottharst, Vikash Mansingkha, Kai-yuh Hsiao
No enrollment limit, no advance sign up
Participants welcome at individual sessions (series)
Prereq: Some programming experience; high confusion threshold.
Indications: For rapid relief of guilt caused by false claims of programming abilities on resumes, to managers, to coworkers, etc. Also for hyperactive students. Directions: Take appropriate doses as recommended by "physician." Warnings: May cause headache, dizziness, nausea, vomiting, neurological impairment, brain death. Take with food if stomach upset occurs. Do not blink.
Web: http://www.mit.edu/iap/crash
Contact: Jay Pottharst, sipb-iap-crash@mit.edu
Sponsor: Student Information Processing Board
Crash and Burn C Programming
J. Pottharst (fist session), V. Mansinghka (second session)
Ingredients: 25mg variables, 25mg functions, 30mg pointers, 10mg structs.
Mon Jan 7, 14, 05-08:00pm, 4-370
Crash and Burn C++ Programming
Kai-yuh Hsiao
Ingredients: 20mg objects, 10mg inheritance, 10mg polymorphisms. Do not use if inner foil seal is broken.
Wed Jan 9, 05-08:00pm, 4-370
Crash and Burn Java Programming
Vikash Mansinghka
Ingredients: 5mg variables, 5mg classes, 20mg Object, 1ug Applet. Maybe. Discontinue use if pain persists.
Fri Jan 11, 05-08:00pm, 4-370
Latest update: 05-Nov-2001
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