Summary by Chindogu:
				PS	T	S	U	H
The Chick Magnet		2.86	3.50	3.43	3.50	3.79

Screw-Up			2.67	1.93	2.47	3.47	2.73

Ultimate Speakerphone		3.43	3.71	4.00	3.71	4.00

The Port-a-Iron			3.86	4.00	3.29	2.71	2.79

Phone Hands			3.43	3.43	3.86	3.29	2.86

The Backboard Jersey		2.69	4.13	4.13	3.44	2.81

The Little Black T-Shirt	2.69	3.13	3.75	3.38	3.13

Bus Stop. Please.		4.13	4.67	4.33	3.93	4.60

Rolling Red Carpet		3.36	3.93	3.93	4.36	4.14
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Problem Solving + Unuselessness (essence of chindogu)

Bus Stop. Please.		8.07
Rolling Red Carpet		7.71
Ultimate Speakerphone		7.14
Phone Hands			6.71
The Port-a-Iron			6.57
The Chick Magnet		6.36
Screw-Up			6.13
The Backboard Jersey		6.13
The Little Black T-Shirt	6.06
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Simplicity + Transparency 	(how well you communicate it)

Bus Stop. Please.		9.00
The Backboard Jersey		8.25
Rolling Red Carpet		7.86
Ultimate Speakerphone		7.71
The Port-a-Iron			7.29
Phone Hands			7.29
The Chick Magnet		6.93
The Little Black T-Shirt	6.88
Screw-Up			4.40
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Hilarity			(is it fun?)

Bus Stop. Please.		4.60
Rolling Red Carpet		4.14
Ultimate Speakerphone		4.00
The Chick Magnet		3.79
The Little Black T-Shirt	3.13
Phone Hands			2.86
The Backboard Jersey		2.81
The Port-a-Iron			2.79
Screw-Up			2.73

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Problem Solving

Bus Stop. Please.		4.13
The Port-a-Iron			3.86
Phone Hands			3.43
Ultimate Speakerphone		3.43
Rolling Red Carpet		3.36
The Chick Magnet		2.86
The Little Black T-Shirt	2.69
The Backboard Jersey		2.69
Screw-Up			2.67
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Transparency

Bus Stop. Please.		4.67
The Backboard Jersey		4.13
The Port-a-Iron			4.00
Rolling Red Carpet		3.93
Ultimate Speakerphone		3.71
The Chick Magnet		3.50
Phone Hands			3.43
The Little Black T-Shirt	3.13
Screw-Up			1.93
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Simplicity

Bus Stop. Please.		4.33
The Backboard Jersey		4.13
Ultimate Speakerphone		4.00
Rolling Red Carpet		3.93
Phone Hands			3.86
The Little Black T-Shirt	3.75
The Chick Magnet		3.43
The Port-a-Iron			3.29
Screw-Up			2.47
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Unuselessness

Rolling Red Carpet		4.36
Bus Stop. Please.		3.93
Ultimate Speakerphone		3.71
The Chick Magnet		3.50
Screw-Up			3.47
The Backboard Jersey		3.44
The Little Black T-Shirt	3.38
Phone Hands			3.29
The Port-a-Iron			2.71
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