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This is a list of some of the jokes I've heard at MIT. There's still a lot of room to grow so everyone's welcome to contribute. I don't take credit for many of these;>
- Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
To get to the same side!
- MIT during winter..
Hell freezes over.
- There is no such thing as gravity.
The earth just sucks.
- What did the cow say as he slid down an icy inclined plane?
muuuuu!
- What do you get when you cross a elephant and a mouse?
elephant*mouse*sin(theta)
- What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mouse?
You can't! The mountain climber is a scalar!
- The optimist says the cup is half full, while the pessimist says the cup is half empty.
The engineer, however, says the cup was designed twice as large as it needed to be.
- To be or not to be..
That is the root of 4b^2.
- How is a problem set like a football?
They both get punted.
- How is duck tape like the force?
It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
- What did the Mathematician say when his parrot flew away?
Poly-gon
- What did the acorn say when he grew up?
Geometry (Gee om a tree)
- Why did the chicken cross 77 Mass Ave?
To catch SafeRide.
- In /dev/null no one can hear you stream..
- Email returned -- Insufficient voltage.
- Life is Complex.
It has Real and Imaginary components
- I'm sorry, the number you dialed is imaginary..
Please turn your phone pi/2 and try again.
- C:\DOS\
C:\DOS\RUN
\RUN\DOS\RUN..
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