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Not having luck getting dates? Well I can't help you there.. But I can say what you shouldn't say:P
Or are you already the master of rejection? Bestow upon me your pickup lines oh rejected one;>
  1. You light up my LEDs.
  2. Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
  3. What time will you be getting out of lab?
  4. How about showing me your BODE plot?
  5. You can call me your tautology, because I'll always be true.
  6. Together, we are a set of self-consistent axioms.
  7. Want to do an experiment to determine your coefficient of kinetic friction?
  8. Com'on, it's not like Newton's Laws will stop working when you wake up.
  9. Need help installing Linux?
  10. You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.
  11. Resistance is Futile.
  12. Oh I think you're hotter than 7 of 9.
  13. Lower your shields and prepare to be boarded.
  14. Don't forget to bring your Nerd Kit with you.
  15. I think you gave me the "I love you virus" because I can't stop thinking about you.
  16. When was the last time you ran a love diagnostic?
  17. I'll be waiting for your email.
  18. Do you believe in love at first zephyr?
  19. Want to measure my rise-time?
  20. I've encrypted this love poem for you.
  21. How about we go break the abstraction barrier together?
  22. What's your favorite linear transformation?
  23. You are my asymptote. I will always tend towards you.
  24. The only girl I spend more time with is Athena.
  25. Shall we synchronize our data?
  26. Let me into your firewall.
  27. What algorithm could I use to get you to go out with me?
  28. Can I get write-permission to your directory?
  29. Let me try debugging your code.
  30. I'm here to test the structural integrity of your bed.
  31. (ask me 'seduce (thing-named 'you))
  32. You are the first element on my stack.
  33. I think your matrix needs some row-reduction.
  34. I can't keep track of my variables whenever we meet.
  35. You should wear an 'eye protection required' sign because your beauty is lethal.
  36. I was thinking of you while I was finishing my proof.
  37. What else were you planning on doing tonight? Sleeping?
  38. My variables are declared static. I'll never change.
  39. Your beauty defies analysis.
  40. My love is like an exponential curve. It's unbounded.