From grisha@MIT.EDU Mon May 1 19:18:21 1995
From: grisha@MIT.EDU
To: jcb@MIT.EDU
Subject: hamnet
Date: Fri, 28 Apr 1995 15:06:32 EDT
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Hamnet
"HAMNET" ==== Shakespeare's play adapted for irc
First performed 12 December 1993 20:00 GMT on #Hamnet
copyright 1993 The Hamnet Players, San Diego, CA
all enquiries to: hn2563@handsnet.org
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OFFICIAL SOUVENIR PROGRAM
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++++++++THE HAMNET PLAYERS:
Artistic Director: Stuart Harris
Cyberturge: Gayle Kidder
++++++++HAMNET:
Written, produced & directed by sirrah@cg57.esnet.com "El_Ingles"
Associate producer............. hn2563@handsnet.org "Minou"
Set design..................... jimvs@cg57.esnet.com "Zendar"
Unix shell etc................. E&S systems, San Diego
++++++++CAST IN ORDER OF APPEARANCE:
Audience ..............."kyle" cassidy@saturn.rowan.edu
back-up Audience ......."trammie" daemon@uvt.tuzvo.sk [SLOVAKIA]
PROLOGUE ..............."President" tomaz@kanin.arnes.si [SLOVENIA]
SCENE .................."Junta" grisha@mit.edu [CAMBRIDGE]
_Enter ................."beeker" 471700@xavier.xu.edu [CINCINNATI]
Hamlet ................."El_Ingles" sirrah@cg57.esnet.com [SAN DIEGO]
Ghost .................."Nibbles" ee3cmk@midge.bath.ac.uk
back-up Ghost .........."hank" manaster@yu1.yu.edu
_Exit .................."ac3w" ac3w@faraday.clas.virginia.edu
Ophelia ................"KAren" fskmr2@acad2.alaska.edu [FAIRBANKS]
R_krantz ..............."jonw" wolfe@gboro.rowan.edu
G_stern ................"GeekChrus" jerry@coho.halcyon.com
Queen .................."Fem" fsmlc3@acad2.alaska.edu [FAIRBANKS]
Prompter ..............."Tauness" oahven@delta.hut.fi [FINLAND]
Polonius ..............."beeker" 471700@xavier.xu.edu
King ..................."Sparkey" cs2ce@m10.herts.ac.uk [LONDON]
Laertes ................"fan" pdavis@access.digex.net
Fort_bras .............."spberg" spberg@teal.csn.org [AURORA, CO]
Drum ..................."jcusick" jcusick@apollo.it.luc.edu
Colours ................
Attndts ................
PLEASE CHECK alt.irc FOR NEWS OF FUTURE PRODUCTIONS
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THE COMPLETE SCRIPT........OFFICIAL SOUVENIR EDITION
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rhubarb...
**<< Action >>** : _The CURTAIN RISES to reveal the stage set...
<_Set> :
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<_Set> | + + __________ + + |
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<_Set> / |_____________________| |||||| |_____________________| . \.
<_Set> / . . . |||||| . .\.
<_Set> _______________________________ |||||| ______________________________
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<_Set> W E L C O M E T O E L S I N O R E!!!
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<_Set> [0]
Clap,clap,clap.... etc.... [1]
=====PROLOGUE /TOPIC World_Premiere _irc_Hamlet_in_Progress [2]
*** PROLOGUE has changed the topic on channel #Hamnet to "World_Premiere _irc_Hamlet_in_Progress" All the world's a U
nix term.... [3]
...and all the men & women merely irc addicts.... [4]
This show is Copyright 1993 The Hamnet Players [5]
Enjoy our show + no heckling plz [6]
Script should not be re-staged w/out permish [7]
**<< Action >>** : SCENE 1: THE BATTLEMENTS [8]
**<< Action >>** : _Enter Hamlet [9]
**<< Action >>** : _Enter Ghost [10]
re, Ghost. Zup? [11]
Yr uncle's fucking yr mum. I'm counting on u to /KICK the bastard. [12]
======== GHOST /MODE * +o Hamlet [13]
*** Mode change "+o Hamlet" on channel #Hamnet by Ghost
Holy shit!!!! Don't op me, man!!!! I've gotta think abt this, + I've got chem lab in 1/2 hr. :-(((( [14]
**<< Action >>** : _Exit Hamlet [15]
**<< Action >>** : SCENE 2: AFTER HAMLET'S CHEM LAB [16]
2b or not 2b... [17]
Hmmmmmm... [18]
:-( Bummer... [19]
Ooops, here comes Ophelia [20]
**<< Action >>** : _Enter Ophelia [21]
Here's yr stuff back [22]
Not mine, love. Hehehehehe ;-D [23]
O heavenly powers: restore him! [24]
**<< Action >>** Ophelia thinks Hamlet's nuts [25]
Make that "sanity-deprived", pls.... [26]
Oph: suggest u /JOIN #nunnery [27]
:-( [28]
*** Signoff: Ophelia (drowning) [29]
**<< Action >>** : SCENE 3: INTERIOR [30]
**<< Action >>** : _Enter R_krantz [31]
**<< Action >>** : _Enter G_stern [32]
re [33]
re [34]
re, guys... :-\ [35]
zup? [36]
Fucked if i know. brb... [37]
**<< Action >>** : _Exit Hamlet in a sulk. [38]
fuckza matter w/him? [39]
Guess he must be lagged. Let's lurk [40]
**<< Action >>** : R_krantz lurks [41]
**<< Action >>** : G_stern lurks [42]
**<< Action >>** : SCENE 4: THE QUEEN'S CLOSET [43]
Ma: what the fuck's going on? [44]
Don't flame me, i'm yr Ma! [45]
Er.... [46]
Psst! Thou hast thy father much offended.. [47]
Oh, right.... Yr dad's pissed at u [48]
**<< Action >>** : Hamlet slashes at the arras [49]
Arrrghhhh!!! [50]
========= HAMLET /KICK * Polonius [51]
*** Polonius has been kicked off channel #Hamnet by Hamlet
Now look what u've done u little nerd. :-( [52]
Wrong man...... Bummer... [53]
**<< Action >>** : SCENE 5: GRUESOME FINALE [54]
========= QUEEN /TOPIC DEATH [55]
*** Queen has changed the topic on channel #Hamnet to "DEATH"
**<< Action >>** : _Enter Hamlet, Queen, King, Laertes, R_krantz, G_stern [56]
**<< Action >>** : Queen takes a drink [57]
**<< Action >>** : King gives Ham & Laer swords [58]
Go for it, lads! [59]
**<< Action >>** : Laertes stabs Hamlet [60]
**<< Action >>** : Hamlet stabs Laertes [61]
**<< Action >>** : Hamlet stabs King [62]
Holy shit this Danish vodka is like poison :-@ [63]
and u always thought i was just wasting my time in chem lab, hehehe [64]
**<< Action >>** : Queen dies in agony [65]
Aaaaarrgghhh! [66]
**<< Action >>** : King dies [67]
AAaaaarrrrrrhhhhh!!!! [68]
**<< Action >>** : Laertes dies [69]
AAAAaaaaaarrrrrrhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [70]
**<< Action >>** : Hamlet dies [71]
**<< Action >>** : R_krantz + G_stern GULP!!!!!! [72]
**<< Action >>** : _Enter Fortinbras + drum + colours + attendants [73]
EEEEEEEuuuuuucchhhhhh!!!!!! What's been hpng here? [74]
Like, rat-a-tat, man [75]
Hmmmmmmm...... [76]
Holy sheeeeet!!!!! [77]
============ FORT_BRAS /NICK _King [78]
** Fort_bras is now knwn as _King
**<< Action >>** : _The CURTAIN SLOWLY FALLS. {{{{{{{--THE END--}}}}}}} [79]
hmmmmmmmm..... [80]