A blog in haikus

On Daniel Radcliffe:
To bang him or gangbang him?
Wisdom eludes me.
05.20.07

A collaboration with Michael M. Linford and a picture stolen from photobucket.

Wake up like a king.
Slip on a molecule kit.
Fall into the scum.
02.22.07

The pleasant parties
always help us let stress go.
Or make us run from pigs.
01.21.07

Enlermeyer flask
full of hot acetone,
why did you splash me?
01.21.07

Delicious sandwich,
you are so freaking awesome.
I eat you so good.
01.15.07

And this is my art:
at deviantART
with a shoutout to my main man: Upfish

T.V. I miss you.
The outlet calls from the wall,
but I'm impotent.
01.09.07

Girls have vaginas.
Sometimes they smell like tuna
drenched in warm sake.
----- M. Linford (2006, Reverie of the Sakura Tree)
12.30.06

Woke up sick today.
Stayed in bed till noon trying
to redo waking.
12.05.06

Today is the best.
Nothing feels like the first few
hours of the break.
11.23.06

The math test today
Made me wish that men could cry.
I disappoint me.
11.15.06

Beware the beast man,
for He is the Devil's pawn.
Alone among God's...
11.15.06

Uncle Ben's Ready Rice
The best midnight snack for me,
as well as my lunch.
11.14.06

Sadie is a girl
who reminds me of Jesus.
She brought us all joy.
11.12.06

The healing power
of water: I was drunk so
I took a shower.
11.12.06

I dreamt I started
smoking cigarrettes last night.
Felt warmth in my lungs.
11.10.06

Sometimes waking up
is way too hard. So I don't.
Too bad about class.
11.10.06

Stayed in bed today.
Should not make it a habit.
Felt pretty nice, though.
11.07.06

The Green Building is
very tall. I think about
jumping all the time.
11.03.06

Also, the link below is the final draft of the mural that goes on my wall. Pictures of the room coming soon!
Mural Design (final draft)

Fell asleep in Chem.
Pen in hand, resting on lap.
Mr. Crotch Ink Stain.
10.11.06

Locked out of my room,
Left the keys on the laptop.
Still, monday was fine.
10.03.06

The Laundry Crisis:
How can it affect your kids?
Stay tunned for details.
09.26.06

Do the homework now,
that way you won't stay up late.
Just do it, dumbfuck.
09.26.06

God bless you, Facebook.
You let me judge everyone,
and reframe my life.
09.26.06