"GIR, the telescope is broken, and you had nothing to do with it?!"
@i("I know, I'm scared too.")
There was an old woman with notions quite new
She never told children the things they should do.
She hoisted the covers up over her head
When people explained where her theories lead.
Russell and Whitehead and Hegel and Kant! Maybe I shall and maybe I shan't.
Maybe I shan't and maybe I shall. Kant Russel Whitehead, Hegel et al.
"Mary, Mary, quite contrary, how are your hydroponics?
"I've dixie bells and chanterelles, all singing in supersonics."
Three jolly sailors from blandon-on-tyne
Went to sea in a bottle by klein.
Since the sea was entirely inside the hull,
The scenery seen was exceedingly dull.
What goes "
...my passion's unending and I'll love you til Tuesday...
sell me a goat with buttons of silver
voulez vous coucher avec moi
And that's the news from Arkham country, where all the men are eldritch,
"I would like to add that [Sondheim] is the greatest lyricist that the
"No, I have never married. I've simply skipped a few divorces.
"I never got a PhD. I wanted to be a graduate student all my life and
"I have never used an illegal drug in my life.
"Everything about me is superb. I can't help it. On my passport, under
"If someone gives good quid, I try to give good quo." --Tom Lehrer
Question: Which politician do you admire most?
"No one is more dangerous than someone who thinks he has The Truth. To
Eating an orange
creamed porn in a can?
full frontal nerdity
you are the cat's paw
you are the waves
you are the teddybear (as good as new)
you are the green
you are the clean sword
you are the drop of dew on a petal
you are the ivy
you are the stillness of Van Gogh
you are the distance
you are the distance
you are the distance
you are the distance
you are the moment
you are the moment
you are the moment
you are the moment
you are the moment
you are the moment
you are the moment
you are the moment
she dreams in digital
i remember i used to compose your dreams
your pixel army can't save you now
A lovely nose ring --
Lacking fins or tail
thank you for breaking my heart...
MacArthur Park: Bigger, Longer, Incomprehensible
Green, multicontextual, with more hair than body. And a violin.
the even more invisible girl
Quoth the server, "404."
contextual cleavage
"I repartitioned my sex drive and installed Linux."
if lust and hate is the candy,
"Please be advised that human remains may not be transported through the mail."
"Would you like bras with that?"
"Psssssst! Someone told me you know something about... @i(Wiccan)?"
deep dark black ray of sunshine
I'm only happy when it rains
taqmistress of the desert!
Without hyperbole, would there be elbows?
touch my tears with your lips,
a shooting star right through my heart
I'm knitting with only one needle.
I'm going slightly mad...
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is
"One will never come to again. One will never return. We shall join
"Spare change of evil!"
psychedelic celtic folk punk
Lab rules: 1) Fire Bad 2) Don't Eat the Cyanide
Top-Selling S/F: "War God of Israel"/"The Thing With Three Souls".
We seem to have a problem communicating via english.
You will expand your consciousness to encompass the Music Of The Spheres,
Total exclipse of the spleen...
Sexual intercourse vests no property rights.
She speaks with audible semicolons.
Will your monkeybagels wash a dog? We need fresh-scrubbed
The pickles are key.
It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out.
I've lost my clitorous! I shouldn't have worn it swimming!
Radiophonic Oddity
"She tackles everyday life with a perverted innocence that just make s
One can't have it both ways.
"...a cross between Cookie Monster
"Well, you two @i(are) my pet goths..."
"Familiarity breeds contempt, but without a little
"'Kiss and tell'? Hell, no: 'Fuck and post'!"
"Starships... with engines the size of walnuts.
Star Wars Episode II: In Which Piglet Meets a Heffalump
A man, a plan, a canoe, pasta, heros, rajahs, a coloratura, maps,
she totally confused all the passing piranhas
totally emotionless except for her heart
slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love
"What did you do to your hair?"
sir, if I may take command, retreat now while the path is open.
locked up grating, house of hating, men of action, tired of waiting,
fire in the open wall, the dust that chokes, their eyes are bleeding,
sir, my duty now is clear, their lives have passed and time is dear now,
komm zu mir
we went beyond all frontiers
I know you're running and yet
i will fall to the ground if you don't fly with me
i keep repeating
love is just the only thing
I wish I was a stranger who wanders down the sky,
I wish I was writer who sees what's yet unseen,
I wish I was a forest of trees that do not hide,
I wish I was a person with unlimited breath,
"This isn't a love poem. Love poems aren't supposed to
What Would Astarte Do? @i(Make love AND war.)
What Would Kali Do? @i(Tear out their beating heart, drink their
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees
See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
warm bed, cute person.
"Don't think of it as losing the tart...
Here I am in this world of ours, tring to figure out
i'm so afraid that you'll fall in love with me,
She comes straight from the sun, eyes that glare like a solar flare
laughing as i go insane
i thank her for the pain in her honesty
With our rifles and grenades and some help from God.
Justice is cruel, and cruler yet, necessity,
ceci ce n'est pas une zephyr
And the Jedi I admired the most,
Vicky had this special way of turning sex into a song.
Xylla was an archetype, the voodoo queen, the queen of rap.
Gloria, the last taboo was shattered by her tongue one night.
Marilyn, who knew no shame, was never, ever satisfied.
Pauline thought that love was simple, turn it on and turn it off.
Gina was the perfect lady, always kept her stockings straight.
Sarah was a modern dancer, a lean pristine transparency.
Tanya Turkish liked to fuck while wearing leather biker boots.
Bobbie joined a new-wave band, and changed her name to Bobbie-sox.
Terri didn't give a shit, just a nihilist.
Jezebel went forty days drinking nothing but Perrier.
Kisses are better than turtles.
love is a dangerous angel
"And the best part is, in my spare time,
A security chief's worst nightmare, available next month
RCN: The Tripwire of Communications!
"Apparently, the Wiccan Creed is evil because it runs counter
"Do you expect me to conform to traditional polyphonic
_Fahrenheit 451 of the Vanities_ -- An '80s yuppie is denied books.
May I be granted the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
"When the only tool you've got is a knife,
Writing, for me, is an erotic activity in much the same
This show also "proved" that single-celled organisms have emotions such as
"And what are they teaching you math majors down there at MIT this
"Don't worry, Pitr. It's only the difference
"I don't believe anyone has ever called my underwear
"When you asked me to live with you in sin,
She's not a space cadet -- she's a fully commissioned officer.
"It's hard to say 'Oh baby' when your mouth is full."
"But if I put on my clothing, I'll lose my superpowers!"
"Well, I'm frustrated, and my elbows are toast..."
"If possible, remove victim to fresh air and administer hydrogen
"And if you think that just because you can do that to me means you
The plural of anecdote is not data.
"Spooned! We only spooned! We didn't fork!"
(to the tune of "Row, row, row your boat")
"Buttons! I'm happiest when I'm entirely surrounded by buttons!"
I think we need to demagnetize our noses.
"Ok, I'll delete the waypoint for the Whore of Babylon..."
The thing that would really annoy me about that arrangement is
The other white meat.
"Your leash has an acl?"
angstotropic
Why do I keep pressing that button?
We're all dyslexics on this sub.
It's not premarital sex unless you're
"'Kiss me where it smells,' she said.
"You look like a cross between Annie Hall and
Falling in love has been greatly overrated.
Falling in love is a form of madness. Closely related to
"You could have just finished chewing
Biologists have multiple organisms.
"a 5Wer and a mean strap-on could fix that
"...and then Jim flames Jhawk for being Jhawk, and their respective
"Just think of me as an invisible bat." --Kemp
"If you choose to inhale this compound (and I don't
"Given that all men are, when you think about it,
"I had what is technically called in neuroscience
"The left hemisphere of your brain is the bullshit
9.00: Introduction to Psychology, or "Pinker and the Brain"
"I lived at Senior Haus as an undergrad here,
@i("Western) tuning, please." --Cutter
"Real miracles deserve @i(green) chalk!"
"It is morally incorrect to drown babies for fun in Coca-Cola."
That's not psychotic rage. That's psychotic playfulness.
building 68
people leap on chairs
"my life is Angst and No One can Understand me...
MIT: For that hard-to-acheive half-dead pale and pasty
(mit-goth. we're not goths, we're just
"Yes, Pinky, Canada is 6 feet long, 2 inches wide, and covered
"Yes, Brain, but Zero Mostel times anything
"sex is not the same as C structure syntax. it's just similar." --clyde
"damn, my chainsaw is clogged with 1's and 0's again." --clyde
"johanna is defined as the average
"johanna is better/has more options.
"Mammals are not cleavage." --clyde
"Go And copulate with yon purple lizard." --clyde
"mycroft is not the capital of mass ave" --clyde
"nocturne is opening nominations for antichrist." --clyde
"eric is not bug-by-bug compatible." --clyde
"johanna is rather disturbing" --clyde
"robin is the Bishop of Rome and parties on 5E" --clyde
"natasha is a shooting pain just above the head." --clyde
"johanna is rather dark, so it sounds more altruistic!" --clyde
"zeno is virtually never statically linked." --clyde
"you're causing goosebumps from 2700 miles away. Stop existing
"warlord is internally compressed." --clyde
"xta is an abomination. A single-processor machine." --clyde
Surgeon General's Warning: staring at Johanna's
Killing spree in Aisle 7!
everyone's a novelist and everyone can sing...
Chocolate Marshmallow Bunnies of Doom!
Do not place golden baby in cake.
Get your sheep together and get the flock out of here.
"Nine inch will please a lady..." -- Robert Burns
Cannibal Women from the Avacado Jungle of Death!
"...and here you will see Lady Liberty munching on a giant croissant..."
kuschelhase
i was not myself last night, couldn't set things right
swore i'd sell my soul for one love
dream each other's smiles
all my dreams are lost and i can't sleep
all my dreams are lost and i can't sleep
you've got no time left for simple feeling
i thought i knew you, but i don't know you at all
trapped inside your world of worry
you're working so hard that
damn all evil that takes possession
all the devils that disturbed me
we pledge allegence to his gracefulness and charming manners
life at last
our love is an old love
i see in strange young eyes
all souls last forever
roll on, thunder -- shine on, lightning
winter comes and winds blow colder
born defeated, died in vain
though your music lingers on
"I like chemistry. It's a lot like witchcraft...
"Look, I know you find me attractive. I've seen you
"Whatcha doing, love?" @i("I'm naming the stars.") "You can't see
"So does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?"
"I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away."
"I think I speak for everyone here when I say, huh?"
"Looks dead, smells dead, yet it's moving around.
"There are things I will not tolerate: students loitering on campus after
"I wish dating was like slaying. You know, simple,
"You have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone."
bored now....
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to
Tired: serial killers
Rif? Oh Riffy... It's your darling Gwynn!
"Eat garnish, pot-stickers of evil!"
So the prince kissed sleeping beauty, and she opened her eyes
Hair is a part of you. It is not part of me, because I am a frog. -- Kermit
Anywhere i am is @i(here). Anywhere I am not is @i(there). -- Grover
If you don't want to get cookie crumbs in your bed,
Smarter than a speeding bullet! Furrier than a powerful locamotive!
Up in the sky! It's an eggplant! It's a meatball!
If you cannot fly away, look down. You may be standing on your cape.
Always remember to open the door before you fly away. -- SuperGrover
Sometimes, you have to put down the duckie.
Don't worry, be happy. Or worry, and then be happy. -- Telly Monster
Too much of a good thing... can be a better thing! -- Cookie Monster
If you don't have anything nice to say,
A la peanut-butter-sandwiches!
Polyamory on Sesame St. -- "I have two vonderful girlfriends, ah ha ha ha!
Count von Count is written to represent a muppet with the psychological
"Use your charm and romantic mystique to win her over.
"Cookies: Where they come from? ... Whoooooo cares?
"I environmentally aware. When I done with cookies...
"Wait, if me hungry and there are no more cookies, only one thing
"Me love to look out window at night. See all the pretty stars,
"Today, me incredibly proud to present one of best-loved classics in
"Tonight, me present good old-fashioned musical @i(Guys and Dolls.)
"Tonight, me bring you classic musical @i(The King and I).
"Tonight, Monsterpiece Theatre proud to present classic play,
"Me no think you understand proper cookie-eating
"Mmmm, ukulele. Plays nice. Tastes nice too!" -- Cookie Monster
"There you have it, folks. The horse just ran up -- uh, make that
"Now, what starts with the letter C? Cookie start with C! Let's think
"It's the same actor playing Big Bird and Oscar, which I am sure
Pound for pound, plutonium is about as toxic as caffeine when eaten.
"I hear the Mets dump core under Linux...."
"I'm dating your imaginary friend? You know, that explains a lot..."
"You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?"
My other car is a cdr.
"The only intuitive interface is the nipple.
"I do envy you." @i("Then I'm afraid the fever has reached your
"Yah! I'd love to have hair like that woman who was molested
"Right here and now, let's pledge to make Daria's dream a reality."
"Yeah, well, I don't like it when I say people should die and then
"When they say 'You're always unhappy,' what they mean is 'You think,
"And the dish ran away with the spoon. But Hawaii was the only state
"I like having low self-esteem. It makes me feel special." -- Jane
"I don't like to smile unless I have a reason." -- Daria
"Forget it. I don't like kids. I didn't even like kids
diet: carnivorous & photosynthetic
come on, take another little piece of my heart
Don't wanna work! Wanna bang on keyboard!
and I don't want to say I love you all the time
i am no mermaid, i am no mermaid
whether you like a storm breaking, or whether you don't
Creativity is a mysterious process involving large blocks of aged cheese, a
@(@color(OliveDrab) The Snarkout Boys and the Avacado of Death)
one of those arbitrarily old people
an everchanging kiss of bodies
Why do my fingers tingle with the thought of smooth skin, and who gave
Cumbersome whip or ineffective rubber ducky, it is all inefficacious.
Were you leering at the sunset once again, my dear?
Sex is a wonderous weapon. It has such succulent possibilities
Daffodils are sulfur trumpets, blaring my soon-forgotten trial in
Immediate thought dissipates into the diaphanous ether.
He says the swooning journey of my moods is too much.
Though I have inscripted, he has stricken, and I am gone
just when i think nothing is worth this much pain
That's how it all began, I held her hands behind her back while
That's how I find myself explaining to this airport cop why
I wonder if my mom believed me when I said I had those
"Oh, that's just a bracelet, that's for camping and... uh,
She says we've gotta keep this from our family, they're suspicious,
We've got so much in common, we like books and we like ramen,
"Who @i(are) you?" @i("I'm the sad and lonely man
i'll rip my heart out of my chest and hold it for you to inspect
"Your dog ate my philodendron which depressed my mother who in a stupor
"If you made a nourishing winter soup of white beans and Terminator,
The term "human" @i(is) a perjorative.
With her head tucked underneath her arm,
Do you believe in love at first sight,
like anyone would be
you speak of my love
like any uncharted territory
"Ah, a story as old as time itself... Boy meets girl.
By comparison, oaking is like pining, only stronger, and it burns hotter,
What am I, flypaper for freaks?
Sir! We have met the enemy and engaged them in fellatio, sir!
heterozygous for chloroplasts
"Thank goodness! I was about to commit hara-kiri with my teaspoon."
If you mean, am I serious about what I do, the answer is yes.
The soul that startles in eyes of blue
Come with flute and come with pipe!
I, who wait and writhe and wrestle
Come, O come! I am numb
Forget love. I want to fall in chocolate.
"Who is president now? Do people still go to the movies and listen to
"Sometimes it seems as if homosexuality has gone from the love that dare
"I @i(refuse) to be declared the SI unit of sexiness!"
beglittered
"Just because we're watching a movie and it's dark doesn't
I realize that each day is a gift. Now it's just a matter of figuring
I have spent nights with matches and knives,
Cutting my heart, burning my soul, nothing left to hold.
You have spent nights, thinking of me, missing my arms,
You have spent nights thinking of me, missing my arms,
Blood and fire are too much for these restless arms to hold.
I am looking for someone who can take as much as I give,
I am intense, I am in need, I am in pain,
The best thing you've ever done for me
I spent four years prostrate to the higher mind,
If, just for tonight, I could not be my own life's problem...
"The t is silent, as in Harlow."
"Fine, I'll do a diagnostic, so maybe Level 42 doesn't get its quota of
How long ago did good sense desert me?
How long ago did good sense desert me?
You think what I don't know will not hurt me,
What you don't know about women's only a drop in the ocean,
You're in need of a little enlightening on ladies and love,
though I've made a pact to carry out research before I care,
"When was the last time you @i(didn't) get your way?"
Life double-crosses with style -- forcing you into a smile,
"In some ways we know more about what happened in the universe's first
I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.
the hoseage daemon is confused
In Hade Terrabillis Ferrimus Puniae
She was a tiny, delicate girl. Tiny. Delicate.
That's what a mage would be in an elven community. A pointy-eared
"Your love may be too beautiful for words,
"Skimpy outfits and the undead. What else can't most adolescent boys
And on the third hand (these mental states sprout additional forelimbs
"Those gentle voices I hear, explain it all with an evil laugh and then
Johanna, your hair is longer than some major highways. --ghudson
My evil overlord campaign platform definitely calls for 72
"The swift sword of death sounds good to start with, but by the time it
perl: checksummed line-noise with a mission in life
Plays well with others who run with scissors.
"Apt to remove clothes and fondle
raised by humans
nobody knows the trouble i've been...
fast lane addict
Year after year, it's the same routine,
And since I am dead, I can take off my head,
There are children throwing snowballs here instead of throwing heads,
paronomasiac
violet velvet dresses laced in acrimonious silence
Rediscovering musical roots is great. Serving them on a platter liberally
"...idiots, imbeciles, aliens, the insane and women..."
last seen wandering vaguely, quite of her own accord...
"What about love?" @i("Overrated. Biochemically no different from
The young lady with the Uzi... Is she single?
If I'm a ferocious maiden, can I demand a tithe of dragons?
...At this point we have two options: Option 1: Abandon X-bar theory
...of course, Johanna's hair is stunning when braided, too, especially
...a prerelease version, even more prone to crashes than Wagner...
"...when only Tim Burton knew what Goth was..."
A set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra.
I have a process that goes around forking children, most of which are
Artists are like serial killers: either you are one or you're not.
Dude... You can't say pigfucker in front of Noam Chomsky!
It's strong as a panther and as bright as clover,
Why do they call it a "brass rat"? Because a "golden beaver" sounds
She lowered her standards by raising her glass,
smashing through the boundries / lunacy has found me
End of passion play, crumbling away,
Welcome to where time stands still,
Moon is full, never seems to change,
Dream the same thing every night,
No locked doors, no windows barred,
I was born for dying...
so close no matter how far
trust I seek and I find in you
never opened myself this way
so seek the wolf in thyself
misery... you insist that the weight of the world
Lady Godiva
Lick me 'til ice cream.
Humans are not rational beings. Humans are rationalizing beings.
Kill them. Kill them all.
Living on the never-never,
I know our Sammy burnt the school down, but it's very easily done,
"Deedee frankly bridles at your suggestion that it's
So many men, so many reasons not to sleep with any of them.
"Indigo. I think I'll paint the ceiling indigo..."
eldritch
"I am not documented, but I have rather extensive on-line help." --erinp
mishap studying to become a catastrophe
.sdrawkcab er'uoY .enif si gisz sihT
"Not a morning person" doesn't even begin to describe it.
Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so much fun.
A member of the immoral minority.
If I want your opinion, I'll read it in your entrails.
I support family values -- Addams family values.
I am not a monotheist -- the world looks as
The heck with top and bottom -- I want
The Goddess does not seek worship --
'The fog comes in on little cat feet' is a flat lie unless
Feline Sapiens
Excuse me while I change into something more formidable.
Don't blame me -- I was raised by humans.
Does it have enhanced IR vision, a particle beam weapon with target
Do not turb.
The difference between fantasy and science fiction is that in
Delight and amaze me.
Cthulhu isn't really his name, he just has a speech impediment.
Cthulhu Express -- When it absolutely, positively has to be
Cooking is great -- it's a socially acceptable
Computers eat time -- we only @i(think) they run on electricity.
Electrical components run on smoke.
Computers save time like kudzu prevents soil erosion.
It's all geek to me...
Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Chocolate will never replace sex....unless it's VERY good chocolate...
Cheer up -- if the economy collapses completely,
Warning: Contents Vnder Pressvre
C is not a language -- c is 1.802e12 furlongs per fortnight
But this IS the simplified version for the general public!
Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.
Being a model means wearing clothes and not eating.
Backrubs -- Given with pleasure, received with ecstacy.
Ask a silly person...
Ad hoc, ad loc, and quid pro quo!
Adante con moto assai vivace quasi Allegretto ma non troppo
darkly bright
Killing never solves anything... but it keeps people
ORGASM: The punchline some women just don't get, generally
SMILE: To expose a portion of one's skeleton as
/\o/\ It's a bird, it's a plane, it's diethyl ether!
Lakoff, George. @i(Women, Fire, and Dangerous Things,") Chigaco: Chicago Press.
Lewd I did live ; Evil did I dwel.
I don't think I would care to catch a sensible man.
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune,
I adore simple pleasures.
And the silicon chip inside her head
tell me why
they can see no reasons
all the playing's stopped in the playground now
and school's out early and soon we'll be learning
and he can see no reasons
"noisy cricket"
METROPOLITAN
In the heat of the moment, I said some unforgiveable things.
fvcked by the institvte
Carnal embrace is the practice of throwing
I think you have not been candid with me, Septimus.
"There is nothing more to be said about sexual congress."
"Does carnal embrace addle the brain?" @i("Invariably.")
Lending one's bicycle is a form of safe sex,
"Where was I?" "Pigeons." "Sex." "Literature."
"Is he serious?" @i("No, he's trivial.")
"Fifty-five crystal spheres geared to God's
"I can't think of anything more trivial than the speed of light."
"Ah yes, men all over. Einstein: relativity and sex. Chippendale:
"That reminds me: I saw something between her legs
It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying
She who stoops to conquer usually wears a low-cut dress.
"If I blow your mind, do you promise not to think in my mouth?"
E is for emacs, which rebinds your keys, and
G is for grep, a clever detective, while
K is for kill, which makes you the boss, while
M is for more, from which less was begot, and
S is for spell, which attempts to belittle, while
U is for uniq, which is used after sort, and
W is for whoami, which tells you your name, while
Y is for yes, which makes an impression, and
Very small. Go to sleep.
Once it started, the frail and fainthearted
Oh so sadly, we examined hands burned badly
The terrible flames of all that remains
Such a sweet face trapped in the staircase
Girls work hard for small rewards or invitations to dine
Transylvanian Concubine
Marvel at their pale skin wonder
The blood has run out and
I've got a brand new pair of roller skates
I've got a brand new pair of roller skates you've got a brand new key
Some people say I done alright for a girl.
I'm trying to tell myself not to talk to myself,
Nations go to war over women like you,
One likes to believe in the freedom of music.
Strange voices are saying, ah what did they say?
I know just how to whisper, and I know just how to cry.
semi-scary-looking chick
EASILY ASSEMBLED AT HOME, AND FOR USE BY THOSE
Psychotropic tone structure or not, it reads like Korngold and Mahler
Demonic, but masterful. Liszt with his hair in braids and on LSD.
Even her periods of insanity had an air of repressed
"'Motorcycle cop' is a sweet nothing???"
Evil is viable; Good's unreliable,
My sweater is on backwards and inside out
it would knock me to the floor if I wasn't there already
I recommend getting your heart trampled on to anyone.
torque wench
The Goddess says @i(no). Nope, nope, nope.
"I'm reclaiming the long-lost matriarchal rite
the mosh-pit of intimacy
Bereft, Pru ate nothing but stale marzipan,
The Tao of Goth flies far and wide and comes back in the morning with
You might be a goth if... you are picky about what shade of black you wear.
You might be a goth if... you wear colors
You might be a goth if... you wonder why people in your psychology class
You might be a goth if... you buy your jewelry at the hardware store.
I wasn't born. I was summoned.
You might be a goth if... all the lint on your carpet is black.
You might be a goth if... no matter how crowded a bus is,
You might be a goth if... you are the token weird friend.
As I let go of my shoulds and feelings of guilt, I can
I have the power to channel my imagination into
In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.
I can change any thought that hurts
I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those
Blessed are the flexible, for they can tie themselves into knots.
My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for midnight mass?
"CuddleCom....like DOOMcom but nicer." --fyfer
rakes and shovels and implements of destruction!
"...and we was both jumping up and down yelling 'KILL, KILL, KILL, KILL!'"
"...you want to know if I'm moral enough to join the army, burn women,
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.
Vidi, vici, veni: I saw, I conquered, I came.
N-methyl-3-phenyl-3-[(a,a,a-trifluoro-p-tolyl)oxy]propylamine hydrochloride
5-hydroxytryptamine
"I @i(love) food. Food is @i(so) great, I mean, it's
"His folly, Helena, is no fault of mine."
Desire smells almost subliminally of summer peaches, and casts two shadows.
Desire smells almost subliminally of summer peaches, and casts two shadows:
"`I am that merry wanderer of the night?' `I am that giggling dangerous
I would feel infinitely more comfortable in your presence if you would agree
a city in which the streets are paved with time
a rose bush, a nightingale, and black rubber dog-collar
gryphons shouldn't marry. vampires don't dance.
a sestina about silence, using the key words dark, ragged, never,
magical and elchemical traditions seen as a cargo cult
Many years ago, a sect in what is now Afghanistandeclared [Despair] a
Sometimes I forget what I was going to say.
To absent friends, lost loves, old gods, and the season of mists;
"...language is a virus and religion is an operating system,
"It's like when people ask "Why do you write about angels?" and I say,
"Could you make me look surprisingly fuckable for a writer, please?
"It's all going renfest, I think. The whole bloody world. Not that I
you can screw everybody i've ever known
you try to put the finishing touches on me
my angel dressed in black
mad love, shadow love
Send lawyers, guns and money...
"Interrupting coefficient of friction."
#11 - Law of Inherent Combustability:
"So how do we call this function?"
"I need a sign that you've turned over a new leaf."
So many people to kill... so little time.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. "Yes" is the answer.
I want to be Wednesday Addams.
"This @i(is) my costume. I'm a homicidal maniac.
"But how can you be a witch if you have difficulty floating?"
"Don't you get it? Dark lord reborn equal world go BOOM!"
"You have anime hair!" --mwhitson
"There's a word for that." @i("What, 'love'?")
Curmudgeon? Of course not! I am purebredmudgeon!
Cute demonspawn that purrs and crashes alot?
Too many samples, Mozart.
biff look at su. biff strip su. biff touch su tty.
You say the unexamined life is not worth living. Well the examined life
Here I am offering you my body, and you're offering me semantics?
Life lost some of its beauty when truth drugs
Thank you for making my day a little bit more surreal...
First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority.
hold me thrill me kiss me kill me
Of course God loves you -- He's just not
If you would know strength and patience,
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin --
I practice parallel monogamy.
Warning - you are in too many groups. Some of them will be ignored.
"Do you have an impact drill?"
"Everything you create, you use to destroy."
"So what do you need? Besides a miracle."
"It means buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, because
mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence
Sex alleviates tension and love causes it.
Forget her... That girl will tear your heart out,
Now that I realize I've been suffering from a simple
Of course he has a knife. We all have knives!
There is no immortality but a tree's love.
Everything I've done, I've done for you.
You keep saying that. I wonder what your
You have no power over me!
I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I
"You remind me of the babe." @i("What babe?") "The babe with the power."
It's so stimulating being your hat.
They had forgotten the first lesson:
I am decent. I also happen to be naked.
Pardon me, but your teeth are in my neck.
You said don't shoot him, right? Well I didn't; I strangled him.
"What's wrong?"
"You know what? Establishment's gonna fall down go boom..."
"What's for dinner?"
"I fuck divinely..."
We're not laughing at you -- we're laughing near you.
"Wings? I don't have wings!"
Nice girls don't explode.
"April, do you know why Mommy spanked you?"
Like most intellectuals, he's intensely stupid.
I promised her my eternal love, and I actually
Baldrick, you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted
Having a Boo Radley moment, are we?
Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.
I have this image of you -
I'm not apologizing for what I did do.
"What are you doing?" @i("Isn't it obvious?
i'm still awake...
"Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"
Nice guys finish last, and bring you breakfast in bed.
You are @i(nuts!) They should cover you in chocolate
I've seen a lot of sexually perverse
It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's
My teenage angst bullshit now has a body count.
You know what I want?
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
Rate your embarassment: a) High b) Hello c) Good evening.
I believe in God, only I spell it "Nature".
Some things have to be believed to be seen.
fewer dahlias
Warning: Dates In Calendar Are Closer Than They Appear
Is it so frightening to have me at your shoulder?
Salvation a la mode and a cup of tea.
I don't believe you: you got the whole damn thing all wrong,
I'll write on your tombstone, "I thank you for dinner."
Let me bring you love from the field:
pass the cup of crimson wonder
in her fairy-tale world she's a lost soul singing
Speed it up, and the sound a tree makes is @i(vrooom!)
Sex and voyeurism have many uses and rationales: procreation,
Cut, cut, cut... Fahrvergnuegen!
Never hit a man with glasses.
Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear.
What does the future hold?
This is a weird romance!
Will it be burning out,
"...A contemporary version of _Our_Town_, set on Jupiter's third moon.
"Uh... Hi... Kevin, please tell me it's an AI program..."
I was ten, I was blue, and I knew.
"The rubber prophylactic: How it functions under stress"
"In one poem, Yeates uses the dread word, 'copulate,' and Daddy...
And now I am, instead of grounded,
It's so confused it simply has to be a man.
You can't live _with_ 'em... You can't sell 'em for the parts!
"They watch themselves go crazy, and they know you know they know.
So cute they suck the air of patience from your lungs,
Well, it's really great lasagne...
...and I'm @i(never) sarcastic...
In Goddess We Trust
I am the very model of a heroine barbarian.
Inebriate of air am I, and debauchee of dew.
I went to the bank... And there they were! Straight people! Everywhere!
"You've stolen my heart away, but that's okay,
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
When someone says 'How-do-you-do,' just say that you don't.
spontaneous human combustion
...my G string snapped when I was up on stage in front of everyone and it
"Whipped cream with knives."
Every day a little death...
how the winds are laughing...
supercalifragilisticsadomasochism
Love is like pork rinds. At first, it seems disgusting. Then, you try it,
Do not confuse the musical instrument, for it is poorly
i wonder why i like pictures of strange headless men
dendrophili
Stunt Borg!
"Where did my shirt go?" @i("*burp* It needed salt.")
A bear of very little brain.
Cabbages are dodecahedrons.
Oy Gestalt...
Some people say that you shouldn't tempt fate, and for them
When you're following an angel, does it mean you have to
"Satan has cooler hair than that." --ingolia
I chirp endearingly. You want to scritch my head.
Laugh it up, Fuzzball...
"We're going to have quite an orgy of Johann Sebastian."
teaser and the firecat
She dines in solitary splendor, off cracked china plates weirdly painted with
It's a small world, and it smells funny.
Chateau D'isaster
Throughout these woods, ecstatic screams...
Autumn in her flaming dress of orange, brown and gold leaves,
Damn me, Father, for I must sin...
Not long ago but far away; a rainy winter's day
From the dark I feel your lips,
I've run out of patience, tears, and hope.
In the shadow of the light from a black sun,
Where are the frost giants I've begged for protection?
No more nights of blood and fire.
I see your face in every flame.
Well when I called her evil, she just laughed.
You want to go out because it's raining and blowing,
Her perfume smells like burning leaves.
Every day is Halloween.
Loving you was like loving the dead.
Dedicated to all those who have loved unconditionally
a living flame, impossible to resist
this apparition in moonbeams bathed
nocturnal mistress, spirit lover,
my goddess of the violet twilight
Base not your joy upon the deeds of others,
I'd love to go out, but I have to stay in and degauss my cats.
let me fall
you can hold me only if you too will fall
Rota is finite. You are finite. This is wrong equation.
Allosteric proteins are chaotic neutral.
I want to create an omelet that expresses the meaninglessness of
I now seek a single recipe which will, by itself, embody the plight of
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Just when I hit bottom, someone hands me a shovel...
Crash, put down the blowtorch, raise both hands,
"Mmm--munchy, crunchy, chocolatey commuters!"
"Immolation is the sincerest form of flattery."
In /dev/null, no one can hear you scream...
futon: the fundamental particle of human inertia. emitted by comfy chairs,
There isn't a mome rath born who can outgrabe me!
...great thundering herds of statistical atoms...
...a momentary lapse of denial...
There is a world of difference between "I never want to hurt you,"
The Love Cop says, "Lust makes you stupid." Words to live by.
Cats are people. Cows aren't. With dogs it's a coin toss.
Cats are cats, that's why they're so proud.
A practicing witch should @i(not) have a practicing fire alarm.
Thor: the Norse god of acheth and painth.
Instrumental Jam Session! (No, we're not throwing our instruments
If the floor below the first floor is called de basement,
Gentle Ladies of Death and Destruction
Brothel of Dreams: If you build it, they will come...
I'm not an evil witch, I'm a grumpy witch.
Of course I'm in a bad mood: someone just dropped
Do not chew on the person on the right's arm.
You might be a technopagan if...
You might be a technopagan if...
You might be a technopagan if...
You might be a technopagan if...
You might be a technopagan if...
You might be a technopagan if... when your quarter candles burn out,
You might be a technopagan if...
You might be a technopagan if...
You might be a technopagan if...
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
The last good thing written in C was
Shabby: What @i(is) a seder, anyway?
Don't give me that "kinkier than thou" expression.
Essence of Zen: Don't just @i(do) something -- sit there!
I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields,
When applicable, maketh thou love not war.
No! No hospital. I've been in hospitals. They take away your pants.
I'll settle for a cup of coffee but you know what I really need.
Don't argue with the Muse with low bloodsugar.
Woman, thy name is screwball.
Worst case of testosterone poisoning I've ever seen...
"Those are the rules." @i("And where are these rules?")
If he weren't a hacker, I would despair of his ever having
It was, of course, nothing more than sexism, the especially virulent type
When you are wrestling for possession of a sword,
With the level, cross-eyed stare of the involuntarily awake...
Bacon was smouldering on the range, filling the house with gas-phase
Lawrence can do mod 25 arithmatic in his sleep,
John's leaning against the window, probably trying to figure
"Instead of calling Athena the goddess of war, wisdom and macrame,
...a certain planet, third one out from a certain mediocre star
I would like to help you out. Now which way did you come in?
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
We're fighting for this woman's honor,
Well-rounded people are pointless.
If space and time are curved, where did all the straight people come from?
Please Do Not Feed or Tease the Straight People
She seemed always to imagine that someone would come along singing
I refer to myself as the Director of Disgruntled Cat Toys.
Director of Disgruntled Cat Toys
"I would have tranferred to see that..." @i("Really? I was at MIT: my
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.
Monogamy? Isn't that some kind of wood?
Hacking's just another word for nothing left to kludge...
Adorably evil and reassuringly sinister.
Enziquelvinisensee Evelvenin
Abraxas
Angharad Crwthor de Mitgaard
rain
rowan
Lilith
naiad
dryad
purry fuzzball
naiad, dryad, purry fuzzball
Lissi Luinealdariel
Naturally, since I am a man of integrity, I will not break that pledge, unless
But if it's called tourist season, @i(why) can't we shoot at them?
We heard her exclaim as she climbed through the air "Thank
It is easier not to believe in electrons than in dragons:
Gyros should be eaten with the fingers -- but preferrably, the fingers
i may be mad, i may be blind, i may be viciously unkind
some things are better left unsaid
this is the book i never read, these are the words i never said,
this is that joy that's seldom spread, these are the tears, the tears we shed
let the rain come down
the dust has been collecting in the corners of my mind
Dying is easy, it's living that scares me to death.
cold is the colour of crystal, the snowlight.
no more i love you's
no more i love you's
i'm learning things i didn't want to know
a model of decorum and tranquility
nobody's on nobody's side
never lose your heart use your head
The one I should not think of keeps running through my mind
There's nothing certain left to know,
Never take a stranger's advice
Everybody's playing the game
Now I'm where I want to be and who I want to be and doing what I always
Running for my life and never looking back in case there's someone
When this crazy wheel slows down... Where will I be?
Who'd ever think it, this would be the situation?
preaching to the perverted
Yesterday, a girl that I was fond of,
what i'm feeling now
maybe it's best to love a stranger
or you'd rather perhaps see her world collapse?
but we go on pretending
Nothing is so good it lasts eternally, perfect situations must go wrong,
Didn't I know how it would go?
I see my present partner in the imperfect tense,
Knowing I want you, knowing I love you,
There will be days and nights,
"Are you happy? Is she?" @i("I love her!")
"it's so refreshing to play a prostitute!" --jeri
Strange, that from lovely dreamings of the dead
Oh, wrap my eyes with linen fair, with hempen cord go bind me,
By the time you swear you're his, shivering and sighing,
Brevity is the soul of lingerie. --Dorothy Parker
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, a medley of extemporanea;
I give her sadness, and the gift of pain,
My land is bare of chattering folk; the clouds are low along the ridges,
Her mind lives tidily, apart from cold and noise and pain,
If I don't drive around the park, I'm pretty sure to make my mark.
Oh, when I was in love with you, then I was clean and brave,
My own dear love, he is strong and bold, and he cares not what comes after.
My love runs by like a day in June, and he makes no friends of sorrows.
The ladies men admire, I've heard, would shudder at a wicked word.
Razors pain you, rivers are damp;
Into love and out again, thus I went and thus I go.
Cancer cures smoking.
Panic now -- Avoid the rush.
Please don't squeeze the shaman.
God, protect me from your followers.
Bad CP -- No Donut!
My Goddess gave birth to your God.
Freely flows the blood of those who moralize!
Back of his smile, under his word,
served a dark and a vengeful God
You are young. Life has been kind to you. You will learn...
had her chance for the moon on a string
Did she use her head even then? Oh no, God forbid...
Would no one have mercy on her?
Splendours you have never dreamed all your days will be yours.
How can you remain, staring at the rain, maddened by the stars?
Demons are prowling everywhere, nowadays...
She's been locked in there with those screeching, jibbering maniacs!
smoke, smoke, sign of the devil, sign of the devil, city on fire...
Every night at the vespers bell, smoke that comes from the mouth of hell...
Mischief! Mischief! Fiend...
Oh look, Johanna, a star! A shooting star!
And though I'll think of you, I guess, until the day I die,
Wake up, Johanna, another bright red day,
I am a lass who alas loves a lad, who alas loves a lass loves another lad,
here i sit, hand on the telephone,
we both know what memories can bring
now i see you standing with brown leaves
speaking strictly for me, we both could have died then and there.
i need some of that vagueness now
and if you're offering me diamonds and rust
...or until we can find a proper blood sacrifice to offer up in the middle
Witches don't melt when you pour water on them,
Are you @i(mad)? Do you know the kind of things that live up there? Griffins,
Salmon Day: The experience of spending an entire
But now the forest fills with shadows,
and my love would close about you like a shroud
I know the wind will tell you stories,
My life is like juggling Faberge eggs in variable gravity.
In the beginning, there was the Word. But when the second
Anything not nailed down is a cat toy.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Here is a creature. Let's call him Boris.
Speaking of funny, here are your exams.
As you can see, math not only is interesting, but also very cute.
I'm Faintly Macabre, the not-so-wicked Which.
"But how will you make it move? it doesn't have a --"
For instance, if Christmas trees were people and people Christmas
Sibelius doesn't have to @i(try) to be sexy.
"If I tie my serial communications cable into a knot, will that change the
I may act kind of random but I am not a senseless beauty.
"Hey, smile! It only takes two muscles!" @medium(@i(***ZOT!***))
Soaring in the wind is being cuddled by the sky;
Neptune's daughter, a Nymph, fleeing from
blue nymph-haunted seas
When the Dark comes rising, six shall turn it back;
Fire on the mountains shall find the harp of gold
On the day of the dead, when the year too dies,
There fire shall fly from the raven boy, and the silver eyes
When light from the lost land shall return,
Really, they're to keep my anti-gravity plants near the floor...
this is the sound of dream falling down
the skeleton trees
I think that I shall never see
five minutes in the closet with you
Humans only wreck the world.
If I had wings I'd try to fly,
I'm trying, I'm trying, I'm trying,
Love me, love, but just don't touch. -- I don't like to be touched.
Love me, love, but just don't touch. -- I don't like to be touched.
I'm a goddess in your eyes, and I will never die.
But I am a liar, that's the truth. Go home and think it through.
this is the sound
this is the sound of a tree falling down
Why are simple things so hard?
I'm not shy, I'm just studying my prey.
The moon in the morning still clings to the skies
The moon in the morning is telling me lies
"I'm lucky, he's lucky..." @i("The banister's lucky!")
Fiant Labiae!
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
if you see her don't upset her
she's a screamer
and i'll only hurt you in my dreams
i look up and see the rising of an old hope
Once you enter a piece of music, time has nothing to do
Just give me the chocolate and no one will get hurt...
If this makes any sense to you, you have a big problem.
She charges everything she touches...
'elp! 'elp! I'm being repressed!
@i(Mortal Wombat!)
Some mornings it's just not worth it to
the moon is drowning while i sleep
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
I don't eat people. I only chewed a little in self-defense.
We're making a @i(really @b(big)) hat...
A @i(what???)
Eschew Obfuscation!
FLASH! Intelligence of mankind decreasing. Details at ... uh, when
Monday is a rather horrid way to spend one seventh of one's life...
Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you flee.
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
It's been so long since I made love I can't even
I am @i(not) repeating myself, I am @i(not) repeating myself...
I don't know who he is, but I hate him.
"There's nothing to see, really,
" ...but they threw me out of that college." @i("Why?") "I blew up
blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves,
But the tigers come at night
But the tigers come at night, with their voices soft as thunder
I had a dream my life would be
But there are dreams that cannot be
Cute. Not wise, but cute.
"I'm gonna take you to the zoo and feed you to the yaks."
Alone and lonely are not the same thing.
My reputation is having more fun than I am. Again.
Pick up your mind, you're getting the gutter dirty!
Don't anthropomorphize computers. They don't like it.
Within the seemingly safe tonal territories of the mellifluous major scale,
May I introduce you to that beaked, horned, clawed and feathered
Hark! What tenebrous, saturnalian dissonance obtrudes its chthonic way into
The horrible reality is that the lovely major scale, the ubiquitous queen-
The very do-re-mi-fa-so-la-ti-do we teach our rosy-cheeked innocents in
So I say unto you: Revel not in the wretched squalor of the duplicitous
Is the plural of dominatrix dominatrices?
"You want office solutions? Fine. I'll drop a stapler and a few
"Babies come out clutching 50 of your IQ points
"I've got Tom in training to be the professor's wife.
Oh we're all smart and we're all beautiful and we should all go and
"The little potholes of your heart??"
"The heart is a byzantine thingie.
"...even though my thought processes @i(do) resemble
"what's an Angst?"
I just want what every girl wants: A nice husband,
"I followed a polenta recipe this morning and got several cubic yards of
"I have three wishes: 1. the ability to get by on 3 hours of sleep a night
"Tie me to the bed and indulge my dark aesthetic, baby!" --thessaly
"if my next kitten is as much of a little fuck as these 2 were, i'm going
"We need to find The Planet of Sexy Available Non-Slimy Pagan Neuroscientists
I don't like love stories because they generally detract from the
But now I know the things I know and do the things I do;
Ruth gave me a piece of her mind this morning. I am grateful, of course,
The human brain weighs only 3 to 4 pounds but contains about 100 billion
This is a lesson that you must learn -- always pillage @i(before) you burn.
arg -- The cgs unit of work incorrectly done.
Thank you for the flowers -- I threw them on the fire.
I marvel at the wonder of it in our souless age.
One day we'll laugh about it or maybe we'll curse.
Now we don't know each other anymore,
Put seaweed in my hair and vow that
The tres bon mots you almost quote
The hunted look, the haunted grace,
Laughter cannot dignify or elevate this sad burlesque...
As the sun beats down and life begins to complicate,
But the wind is changing you know...
A thousand or so tuneless violins
Would I lie to you? Would I sell you a dud?
Everyone else has lost interest and
An unplugged radio plays. She is close now...
I thought I'd write to Juliet, for she would understand...
And when someone is already dead
Summertime withers as the sun descends.
He wants to kiss you. Will you condescend?
Under a fine canopy of lover's dust and humourous bones...
Eternity stinks, my darling. That's no joke.
Don't waste your precious time
There will be tears and candles, pretty words to say...
Spare me the lily-white lillies with
banish all dismay
If I'm lost or I'm forgiven
Are you a Jack or a Goth?
Without a doubt, there is such a thing as too much order.
spare parts and broken hearts
There was a girl at a party and she was very beautiful.
somebody else's nut tree
somebody else's nutcase
"What a mess," one of the angels said.
rational romantic mystic cynical idealist
I'd hate to alienate anybody who's
"I am such a slut when it comes to intelligence." --kara
Males are biologically driven to go out and hunt giraffes.
The mirror crack'd from side to side
Singing in her song she died, the Lady of Shalott.
She knows not what the curse may be.
I can see the lights in the distance,
Candles and lanterns are dancing, dancing,
When owls call the breathless moon in the blue veil of the night
I'd hear the ocean breathe; exhale upon the shore.
The wind was a torrent of darkness among the gusty trees,
Find the answers, ask the questions
Cast your eyes on the ocean, cast your soul to the sea.
Then the mountain rose before me, by the deep well of desire --
a clouded dream on an earthly night hangs upon the crescent moon
a voiceless song in an ageless light
I got my car realigned yesterday...
Lunatic
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
The first thing to do when you're being stalked by an angry mob with
"I think man is the most interesting insect,
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
The meek will inherit the earth:
Men. Can't live with 'em,
and perhaps a sticky bun? ...or four?
What's the good of being good, if everyone is blind
And then bang! Crash! And the lightning flash!
So there's no more fuss and there's no more scenes
I'm telling you the same I tell Kings and Queens:
Wishes may bring problems, such that you regret them,
Do you know what you wish? Are you certain
But how can you know what you want til you get what you want
What I want most of all is to know what I want.
When you know you can't have what you want,
No knot unties itself.
where the sky is lead and the earth is stone.
The woods are just trees, the trees are just wood...
It's the last midnight...
Isn't it nice to know a lot?
The girl must be mad...
Why you do what you do, that's the point
If the thing you do is pure in intent, and it's meant
Sometimes the things you most wish for are not to be touched.
And to get what you wish only for a moment...
Dwarves are very upsetting...
What's so intriguing, or half so fatiguing,
If we knew what we were doing, it would not be called
I'm tired. Big surprise.
Hey! I resemble that remark...
E Pluribus Unix
Good literature is about Love and War.
Alone, as I sit and watch the trees
When RNA polymerase makes this structure, it looks back in horror
empowerment: \im-'*pau.(-*)r-m*nt\ n. the action
Cell Culture: Finding New and Interesting Ways to Kill Cells!
Enzymes are things invented by biologists to explain things which
Receptor tyrosine kinase? But I...
Damn it, the laws of physics do @i(not) apply to this lab!
The concentration of water in water is 55.6 M.
Under the most carefully controlled conditions of temperature, density and
If meiosis is like a square dance,
Oh my gosh, it's a broken chromosome!
"This is to test if the allele is dominant, because complementation tests
And then I do something extremely rude to these cells...
...enough electrophoresis machines to analyze a Bordeaux bouillabaisse.
Your protein has NOT denatured,
Your DNA has NOT degraded,
Your enzyme is NOT aggregated,
Your peptide has NOT precipitated on the column,
Your column resin is NOT compacting,
Your BamHI does NOT have star activity,
Your PCR products are NOT all mutant,
Your tissue culture is NOT contaminated,
"I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that a polyamorous, goth-club
"A good tongue is better than a good handshake." --Boots
"I feel naked. Where are the handcuffs?" --Karen
"O Goddess of the moon, who has really bad taste, may your tacky
And I gave her the "Yes dear, and then what did the
"Sexual arousal is no excuse for bad grammar!" --Karen
"His kiss is lukewarm flat soda in a world of champagne..." --karen
"There's no such thing as a 'I need to put
"I feel like the schoolmistress of Satan." --allegra
my hands tired, my heart aches
"Humans react to new experiences in one of four ways:
And the geek shall inherit the earth...
These are my friends... Why won't they listen?
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the
I have looked over the rainbow, and I found nothing there...
I have looked under my shadow, and seen a silver light,
nothing and no one protecting me, a thousand mirrors all reflecting me,
The Transitive Vampire: A Handbook of Grammar for the
...innocent, eager, and doomed...
If you nuzzle these pages with abandon, writing will lose its terror
There were fifty-three lusterless vampires dismantling the schloss.
If I die first, will you tuck me into my casket?
By confessing her culpabilities, she cleared the way for more.
she's the niftier nymph of the forest
We all ended up somewhere with our various uncertain lives flapping
It is he who was dragged in by the cat.
"Fear and Trembling in the Aquarium" is a cantata about
The Stygian String Quartet is a four-headed monster of catgut and
She has a propensity for that sort of muddle.
To nuzzle flagpoles is her secret desire.
If this is love, I've made a terrible mistake.
Her irony is getting rusty, and her audience is bored.
She wrapped herself in an enigma:
She couldn't put her best foot forward
My fingers press into the bar, the tendons humming momentarily as if to
. . . a closeup of the moon . . . the stars bitterly bright . . .
I'll listen to reason when it comes out on CD.
Is that wrong? No, it's just Sondheim...
It's not as if Sondheim will be sitting in
I have seen you on the edge of dawn, felt you there before you were born,
I will believe in you, if you still want me to,
And I'm out here, waiting...
Is this the answer to our prayers? Is this what God has sent?
And she's never found her answers as she sees the years go by,
We never fear the night,
And every prayer we prayed at night
I have held onto your words until I found them only air.
Still I've hung on every word
I swear on tomorrow, if you take this chance,
Here in this labyrinth of lost mysteries,
A study made from winter, of summers long ago,
Mozart and Madness
god is good and god is great
Turning around, saw you looking at me,
a wild and a wicked youth
A lifetime remains until dawn.
The trees seem to say you'll be passing this way:
The flames leaping higher, the rope is made fast
Turning around, saw you leaping away,
The stars and the shadows each have a share.
Looking ahead, saw you pale as the sky.
He said "God, they're going to bomb us,
But the peace that reigned in Upper Dreamland
"If love is the answer, could you rephrase
She's sweet and exquisite and about as harmless
i remember eyes that shined as they looked so hard back into mine
love is never simple with a complicated girl
but there's a sadness hidden in the bizarre:
What is the crime in knowing your mind?
when I saw you for the first time, eyes the color of the ocean,
Is this something to believe in?
I hear you through the wire, the words all sound like noise.
You fly in circles around the dark side of your soul,
Black sky wraps around us
lay me down in the moonlight
Go on, make a play for her now,
I know you're supposed to take life one day at a time --
When you live in the shadow of insanity, the appearance of another mind
Christianity gave Eros poison to drink; he did not die of it, but
I'd rather that a bigot mistake me for a lesbian than that a lesbian
I have the heart of a young girl. I keep it in a jar on my desk.
MIT: Lasciate ogni speranza voi ch'entrate.
"Could it be... Senior House? No, it does not @i(sound)
"The love of maidens is, to him, as interesting as the taxes!"
But the truly happy always seem to have so much on
There is a transcendentality of delirium -- an acute accentuation of
But it is not indigestion -- it is aesthetic transfiguration!
It is a wild, weird, fleshy thing; yet very tender, very
You must lie upon the daisies and discourse in novel phrases,
Firstly, what on earth is this love that upsets everybody;
We strive to enhance shareholder value and increase market penetration
If long and deep-drawn sighs I chance to utter,
Time was when Love and I were well acquainted.
If you ask the special function of our never-ceasing motion,
Sir, you are England's Lord High Chancellor, but are you Chancellor of birds
Your badinage so airy, your manner arbitrary,
We never knew we were talking to an influential Fairy!
Our wrath, when gentlemen offend us, is tremendous!
They meet, who underrate our calling, doom appalling!
One Latin word, one Greek remark, and one that's French.
I've a great respect for brains -- I often wish I had some myself...
We know it's weakness, but the weakness is so strong!
But the darkness has passed, and it's daylight at last,
In point of fact, I had been personally acquainted
So he decreed, in words succinct, that all who flirted, leered or winked,
I can trace my ancestry back to a protoplasmal primordial atomic globule.
I've got a little list...
He's the gentleman who used to play so beautifully on the--on the--
They are not young ladies, they are young persons.
Modified rapture!
Now then, what is it? Can't you see I'm soliloquizing?
To sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock,
I am a child of Nature, and take after my mother.
Thank you -- it's simple torture!
I mean to begin with a guinea pig, and work my way through the
On a cloth untrue, with a twisted cue, and elliptical billiard balls!
But I have a left shoulder-blade that is a miracle of loveliness.
Something lingering, with boiling oil in it, I fancy. Something of that sort.
"From seventeen to forty-nine are considered years of indiscretion."
I don't want any lunch!
Happy, undeserving A!
I am an acquired taste--only the educated palate can
And you won't hate me because I'm just a little teeny
Yes, in spite of all my meekness,
Oh, think how much more brilliant this dialogue would have been,
They say that in England the conversation of the very meanest
Lalabalele talala! Callabale lalabalica falahle!
If were not a little mad and generally silly,
it is no light boon to die swiftly and
Truth to tell, I would gladly have my life; but if that may
Thou art a most light-hearted and delightful companion, Master Wilfred.
I have been woo'd boldly, timidly, tearfully, shyly -- by direct assault,
What a helpless ninny is a love-sick man! He is but as a lute in a
"He was to have died, and he did not die? The scoundrel! The perjured,
Tush, man, thou knowest not how to woo. 'Tis not to be done with
He must learn that the thrill of a touch
And a glance of despair is no guide -- It may have its ridiculous side;
boldly blushing, bravely coy
Go, radish, get you hence, to your cabbage with a celery
We soldiers all are queens, we dress in kinky leather,
But who is this, whose god-like grace
"Away, away, dill-flavored one!"
"Hark! What was that sir?"
(At this point, a mezzo-soprano will wander onto the stage and have a nervous
I am a creationist; I refuse to believe that I could have evolved from humans.
I'm pondering the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "I drank what?"
"Welcome to Pacific Tech: smart people on ice!"
"Welcome to MIT: smart people on ice!"
Up the voltage.
Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort-of sun-god
Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?
"You still run?" @i("Only when chased.")
Ice is nice!
Twenty points higher than me, thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes?
Would you classify that as a launch problem or a design problem?
It should've gone much further, much faster.
Because, if I wear it anywhere else, it chafes.
You know you're not supposed to park that thing on campus!
...first let me take this opportunity to complement you on your fashion
All science, no philosophy...
Earlier today, it ate itself.
It's just an infantile response to authority.
I'm kidding: it's yet another in a long series of diversions
Why is that toy on your head?
Damnit, don't touch other people's things.
"You know, when I first brought you into this school I thought you'd
It worked! Now if we can just keep it from exploding!
All my filth is in alphabetical order. This, for example,
It's a moral imperative.
"I want to see more of you around the lab."
Would you be prepared if gravity reversed itself?
The only thing I can't figure out is how to keep the
"Tell me, what is Einstein really like?" @i("Dead.")
This? This is ice. This is what happens to water
If you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want...
...and I am only saying that because I care -- there's a lot of
So, if there's anything I can do for you,
A girl's gotta have her standards...
"Why does he keep going into our closet?"
"...take very good care of this young man. He's one of the ten
Flowers, all my life only flowers,
Goodbye Princeton, goodbye CERN...
Late at night, with no one else around,
Better put on your special dress, better throw kisses to the rest,
Will stars come out and sing for you at night,
Better sit down and rest a while, better paste on that pretty smile,
Oh lonely Romeo, dark sorrow steals the day.
Rare radiant soul, she shall be nameless here forevermore.
Long years ago together in a kingdom by the sea:
Sing to Neptune.
Across the water, green and cold,
And not everything is gonna be the way you think it ought to be,
license plate seen on a VW beetle: FEATURE
The difference between reality and fiction is fiction has to make sense.
The few, the proud, the totally insane...
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
I'm not good, I'm not nice, I'm just right.
I never thought it was necessary to @i(find) God. I knew She was there.
"Your hair is a wonderful cat toy. Especially for cats with opposable thumbs."
"Johanna's butt is not a quantum state."
Incorrigible punster
As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
Reality is what refuses to go away when I stop believing in it.
Wreaking havoc since 1977
Avoid needless embarassment. Practice the correct pronunciation of your
Never invoke anything bigger than your head.
Pastel-coloured candles in the shape of cute animals are like
If you gloat, reveal your plans, and leave the investigators to die slowly,
Never play strip Tarot.
The Department of Repetitive Redundancy Department makes the
Chaste but seldom caught.
I'm on LSD: Lots of Sleep Deprivation.
Herk and Bare exchanged glances. "Have a glance," said Herk.
43rd Law of Computing:
The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.
Lysistrata had a good idea.
Peace is our profession. War is just a hobby.
"God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and
Life is complex. It has real and imaginary parts.
"I can handle reality in small doses, but as a lifestyle it's
I wish you humans would leave me alone.
"All my friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane."
"You are absolutely impossible!" "No, Ma'am. Just highly improbable."
A man said to the universe, "Sir, I exist!"
And Fortinbras, knee-deep in Danes, lived happy ever after.
I still miss my boyfriend... but my aim is improving!
"Never go out with an MIT student; they are horrible dates. More than any
Come away O human child, to the waters and the wild,
But the sea is wide, and I can't swim over
And if I was with my love, I'd live forever...
Beloved, gaze in thine own heart;
The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
There's too much blood in my caffeine system...
Don't tell me not to burn the candle at both ends,
Once upon a time, I was falling in love, now I'm only falling apart.
It's a marvelous night for a moondance,
Can I just have one more moondance with you, my love?
I'm being followed by a moonshadow...
Caffeine-ridden angst is @i(not) your friend.
The best way to accelerate a Mac? At 9.8 m/s^2...
Engineering is the art of modeling materials we do not wholly understand, into
The whole wood is full of @i(her) spies.
it can't rain all the time.
"Clothes maketh the man. Naked people have
Proletarian revolutions are notably ineffective
Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.
Anything that is good and useful is in some way connected to chocolate.
We are everywhere.
Few things are as ego-boosting as being kicked out of an
I've been seduced by the chocolate side of the force.
That which does not kill me had better be able to run pretty damned fast.
Willing to be a backrub victim.
Where am I going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Cats know your every thought.
What part of meow don't you understand?
Something Wiccan this way comes.
"All the network's but a stage, and the users, merely players..."
The Incurable Weirdness Poster Child
Actually, most women look pale and ghastly when concealing
I turn away with fright and horror from the lamentable evil
She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
People who emit Cherenkov radiation make me nervous.
If there is anyone I have not offended, I deeply apologise. --Brahms
Next week there can't be any crisis.
Handel was half German, half Italian, and half English. He was rather large.
0x5 Thou shalt not decrease entropy.
0x6 Thou shalt not connect PWR to GND.
0x8 Thou shalt not exceed the speed of light.
0x9 Keep holy the month of IAP for it is a time of rest.
0xB Thou shalt not sleep.
0xD Thou shalt not take pass/fail in vain.
0xF Thou shalt not divide by zero.
No picture, no picture, no picture... Oh shit.
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
...and don't be afraid of harmony. Harmony is any note
stark raving sane
I can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and I can do you blood and
"You've reduced a second order equation you can't solve to a first order
"If you hold x constant, and you let the others run wild and amok..."
"Usually the physicists don't get it quite right."
"That was a horrible misconception...and your misconception is
"Physicists rather pervert this. They just try to be maximally
You can tell I'm tired when I start spooking in speanerisms... --
We worship dreamy languid Goddesses of essential chocolate.
elaborate symphony
"Elves in theory might be visible to the naked eye, though scientists know of
Dr. Inan of Stanford said Elves and their cousins had to be understood
The discovery of Elves is rich in serendipity and illustrates the potential
"One question is whether Elves might affect global weather."
"Over the summer, Japanese photometers especially configured to detect Elves
In a scientific coup, the photometers detected dozens of Elves and helped
"Elves are new, mysterious, far away, and perhaps green."
"It's not denial. I'm just very selective about what I accept as reality." -- Calvin
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere
"I don't need to compromise on my principles, because they don't
"Icky" is not one of those objective words...
Imports: It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there being
The Fuorlornis Fire Dragons were revered throughout the
There is, for some unfathomed reason, something almost unbearably sexy about
In the beginning the Universe was created.
To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.
"I'm not panicking!" "Yes you are."
Their songs are on the whole very simple, and mostly follow the familiar
"I hitched a lift on a flying saucer. With a degree in math and another in
We are now cruising at a level of two to the power of twenty-five thousand to
Just after he was awarded the Galactic Institute's Prize for Extreme
The dew has clearly fallen with a particularly sickening thud this morning.
Perhaps it was that he smiled slightly too broadly and gave people the
Right planet, wrong universe.
One of the extraordinary things about life is the sort of places it's
Anything that happens, happens.
One of the problems has to do with the speed of light, and the difficulties
"I am the Devil Dragon of the Dark! The Destroyer from the Depths! The Duke
Dire creatures from the Netherhells should always be faced directly,
Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches/sec^2.
All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power...
I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering!
Blood is thicker than water. And much tastier.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for
"God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys
Love is like racing across the frozen tundra on a snowmobile which flips over,
Without music, life would be a mistake. -- Nietschze
Into the light of the dark black night.
She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand like a lizard on a window pane.
The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors on his hobnail boots.
Dear Prudence... Won't you come out to play?
Looking through a glass onion...
I look at the world and I notice it's turning.
I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in and stops my mind from wandering...
Picture yourself on a train in a station
Picture yourself in a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
A desire to have all the fun is nine-tenths the law of chivalry.
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one
Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with
if you're not part of the solution,
mostly harmless
Eat your cereal with a fork and do your homework in the dark.
Life is just a chair of bowlies.
experience teaches me that silence terrifies people the most
the Great books have all been written. the Great sayings have all been said.
i would not want to be bach.mozart.tolstoy.joe hill.
all those angels with their wings glued on
Angels and ministers of grace defend us!
...while memory holds a seat in this distracted globe
Words, words, words...
Though this be madness, yet there is method in it.
I could be bounded in a nut-shell, and count myself a
this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging
O, there has been much throwing about of brains.
I am but mad north-north-west:
To be, or not to be, that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
To sleep, perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub.
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all.
O, what a noble mind is here o'erthrown!
When churchyards yawn, and hell itself breathes out
O heavens! is it possible a young maid's wits
There's rosemary, that's for remembrance; pray you, love,
A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
all my words come back to me, in shades of mediocrity
Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme...
Still crazy after all these years.
hello darkness, my old friend
the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
We note our place with bookmarkers that measure what we've lost.
Lost in the dangling conversation and the superficial sighs,
Through the corridors of sleep, past the shadows dark and deep
I don't know what is real, I can't touch what I feel
The mirror on my wall casts an image dark and small
I am blinded by the light of God and truth and right
It's no matter if you're born to play the King or pawn
So my fantasy becomes reality,
We speak of things that matter, with words that must be said.
Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,
Busy old fool, unruly Sun, why dost thou thus
foster child of silence and slow time
"It isn't gloomy, it's profound."
"She'd strike you as unenlightened."
I never dreamed that I could live in
Perpetual sunset is rather an unsettling thing.
The hands on the clock turn
Keeping control while falling apart...
Perpetual anticipation is good for the soul
It's very good for morals, but bad for morale...
Perpetual anticipation's a delicate art.
Now there are two possibilities: i
Now with my mental facilities partly muddied and ready to snap...
As I've often stated
You'll endure being pure.
Doesn't anything begin?
If I were perfect for you, wouldn't you tire of me... soon?
desiree
Our inventions were unique, remember? Darling...
My happiest mistake, the ache of my life.
Too many people muddle sex with mere desire,
Who was, to put it mildly, peculiar...
De Maupasant's candor would cause her dismay. The Brontes are
I have always associated you -- very happily -- with chaos.
But if we had to do without them,
Ev'ry move and ev'ry breath, and you hardly feel a thing,
He smiles sweetly, strokes my hair, says he misses me...
I'm before him on my knees, and he kisses me...
Ev'ry day a little death, on the lips and in the eyes.
"A weekend in the country!" @i("We're invited?") "What a horrible plot!
The evening air doesn't feel quite right,
If she'd only been perfectly awful, it would have been
Well the woman was perfection, to my deepest dismay.
If she'd only been vicious, if she'd acted abused.
If she had only been fearful, or married, or tearful, or @i(dead)!
Isn't it rich? Aren't we a pair?
...and a girl ought to celebrate what passes by...
Playeth thou nice and avoid the reading of Vogon poetry; it is a
Freakest thou not yon mundanes overmuch for, verily, they whine
Steak and lobster? But I...
Monotheism is a gift from the gods.
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa. They're coming to
And I was standing on the side of the road, rain falling on my shoes.
tangled up in blue
if looks could kill they probably will
"Kids, don't play with evil incarnate. Somebody always ends up
Love is chemistry, sex is physics... but kinky takes engineering!
To squeeze the universe into a ball,
I have measured out my life in coffee spoons.
I should have been a pair of ragged claws
I have heard the mermaids singing each to each...
...Till human voices wake us and we drown...
O fortuna! Velut luna, statu variabilis...
Semper crescis, aut decrescis, vita detestabilis...
"If he can't be dragged, he can always be drugged!"
All mimsy were the borogoves
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
blessed be the vital song that makes creation dance.
blessed is the murmuring dark, blessed is the light to the eyes.
blessed be the grace that crowns the sky with stars
When She danced on the water and the wind was Her horn,
I dance in the circle and the flames leap on high,
The snow is slowly melting and the clouds bring the rain.
The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter.
The Rum Tum Tugger is a Curious Cat.
"I am perpetually voyaging back to the Source. You see, I am a Source-rer."
Logic only gives a man what he needs. Magic gives him what he wants.
...and also a book called "Ninety-two Entirely Evil Things To Do".
Frivolity, at the edge of a Moral Swamp, hears Hymn-Singing
A fugitive and lurid gleam
"Who are @i(You)?" said the Caterpillar.
"For the Duchess. An invitation from the Queen to play croquet."
"But I don't want to go among mad people!" said Alice.
Twinkle, twinkle, little bat.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star, I don't wonder what you are.
The Cat vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and
"Well, I've often seen a cat without a grin, but a grin without a cat!
I am garlic personified.
I am garlic personified. Garlic and extra virgin olive oil.
An ounce of breast milk is even more potent than the finest tequila.
venus envy
...still orbiting...
lately, i'm into circuitry
you're the fiercest calm i've been in
the soul-quake happened here
silicon party barbies to the left and
I met a drag king called venus
so tied up i don't know
ballerinas that just wander around endlessly shoeless
buttercup bone orchard
pandora's aquarium
i am not asking you to believe in me
line me up in single file with all your grievances
surrender then start your engines
you'll know quite soon what my mistake was
I hear she still grants forgiveness
you say I guess I'm an underwater thing
you say I guess I'm an underwater thing
i'm liquid running
calling for my soul at the corners of the world
you know this is madness
he moved like the sunset
you've got to know when it's time to turn the page
i loved his secret places but i can't go anymore
we scream in cathedrals
just say yes, you little arsonist
she's afraid of the light in the dark
she's convinced she could hold back a glacier
she never let on how insane it was
lollipop gestapo
trusting my soul to the ice cream assassin
i have to learn to let you crash down
you're your favorite stranger
your exodus laughing
if you want me to i could lie to you
you sign Prince of Darkness
in the garden i did no crime
so don't give me respect
for you i can be cruel
why can't my balloon stay up
celebrate your top ten in the charts of pain
lover brother bougenvilla
even the rain is sharp like today
somewhere where the orchids grow
maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
god knows i know i've thrown away those graces
She's been everybody else's girl, maybe one day she'll be her own...
falling down as the winter takes one more cherry tree
i get a little warm in my heart when i think of winter
Excuse me but can I be you for a while?
I got 25 bucks and cracker, do you think it's enough?
years go by will I still be waiting
this house is like russia
you got me moving in a circle
happy for you and i am
i just want a little passion
i know i've got some magic
but my priest says, "you ain't saving no souls"
and here i stand with this sword in my hand
you can say it one more time, what you don't like
you can say it one more time, what you don't like
have a seat while i take to the sky
my heart is like the ocean
so close to touching freedom
so close to touching freedom
if you don't like me just a little
I love to turn my little blue world upside down.
I say the world is sick, you say
i found the secret to life
they've got the earth in a sling, the world on her knees
And if I die today I'll be the Happy Phantom.
boys on my left side, boys on my right side...
I'm still the angel to a girl who hates to sin.
Will I pay for who I've been?
Or will I see you dear and wish I could come back?
Will you still call for me when she falls asleep,
And I'll run naked through the streets without my mask on.
"In a sense," he said, "you're alone here.
We danced in graveyards with vampires till dawn.
Black winged roses that safely changed their color.
These precious things... Let them bleed.
just 'cuz you can make me cum
I've got the anti-Christ in the kitchen yelling at me again...
you think there's a heaven where some screams have gone
...and laugh as violins fill with water...
a few witches burning gets a little toasty here
God, sometimes you just don't come through
he says that behind my eyes I'm hiding
thought I'd make friends with time
i'm standing naked before you
circus girl without a safety net
green limousine for the redhead dancing girl
i walked into your dream
dripping with blood and with time and with your advice
all the world just stopped now
maybe I ain't used to maybes
give me life
I believe in peace, Bitch.
well I think the Good Book is missing some pages
Oh no, it can't be the weather...
all the angels, all the wizards black and white
Just before our love got lost you said, "I'm as constant as the northern star."
in my blood like holy wine you taste so bitter and so sweet
and all the dreams we held so close
go to him, stay with him, but be prepared to bleed...
even the wind cries your name
i tell you that i'll always want you near
I keep your picture upon the wall,
over the bridge we go
one day you see a strange little girl look at you
strange little girl
Why @i(is) a raven like a writing desk?
A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.
She danced around the funeral pyre.... playing her violin!
I have a cause: it's Smut. I'm for it.
If you're looking for adventure of a new and different kind...
It's National Everyone-smile-at-one-another-hood week.
We've got the missiles, peace to determine...
...sing rickity-tickity-tin...
It's been lovely but I have to scream now.
The Alice Syndrome: I give myself very good advice,
Sometimes I think intelligence is inversely related to common sense.
don't grab / don't clutch / don't hope for too much
she's gonna make you cry, she's gonna make you whisper and moan
dressed up like a car crash, the wheels are turning but you're upside down
and if you look, you look through me, and if you talk it's not to me
and if you listen I can't call
some days take less, but most days take more
get it right, there's no blood thicker than ink
Love is clockworks and cold steel.
Love is blindness, I don't want to see
You're dangerous because you're honest
you say in love there are no rules
a passionate flame, it knows me by name
Will it make it easier on you
Except you... You were talking about the end of the world...
In my dream I was drowning my sorrows,
my heart is where it's always been
i kissed your lips and broke your heart
I disappeared in you
It's no secret that the stars are falling from the sky,
They say the sun is sometimes eclipsed by a moon,
It's no secret that a friend is someone who lets you help,
It's no secret that a conscience can sometimes be a pest,
Every artist is a cannibal, every poet is a thief,
You miss too much these days if you stop to think.
a place where the wind calls your name
How can I keep holding on to what you've got
...a dangerous idea that almost makes sense...
I must be an acrobat... to talk like this, and act like that...
I will scream my lungs out till it fills this room...
I will stand arms outstreched, pretend I'm free to roam...
I will stand arms outstreched, pretend I'm free to roam,
...the lunatic is on the grass...
breathe, breathe in the air
leave, but don't leave me
Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day.
You raise the blade, you make the change
You lock the door and throw away the key
goodbye blue sky
I've got a little black book with my poems in...
If you want to find out what's behind these cold eyes,
open your heart, i'm coming home...
If you should go skating on the thin ice of modern life,
Did you ever wonder why we had to run for shelter
The flames are all long gone, but the pain lingers on.
I have seen the writing on the wall.
Hey you, out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old,
Hey you, standing in the aisle, with itchy feet and fading smiles,
I got electric light, and I got second sight.
The child is grown, the dream is gone.
There must be some mistake, I never meant to let them take away my soul.
Hey you, don't help them to bury the light.
I feel cold as a razor blade.
I got wild, staring eyes, and I got a strong urge to fly,
There is no pain, you are receding.
There is no pain, you are receding.
You cannot reach me now, no matter how you try.
In perfect isolation, here behind my wall...
What shall we use to fill the empty spaces where we used to talk?
How shall I fill the final places? How shall I complete the wall?
But it was only fantasy. The wall was too high, as you can see.
You slip out of your depth and out of your mind,
To feel the warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glow.
There must have been a door there in the wall. For when I came in...
They must have taken my marbles away.
Would you like to learn to fly? -- Would you?
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.
everything under the sun is in tune
by the cold and religious we were taken in hand
you can hide, hide, hide... behind paranoid eyes
can't keep my eyes from the circling sky
a momentary lapse of reason
was it love or the idea of being in love?
i have always been here. i have always looked out from behind these eyes.
...do i have to say the words?
Do not taunt happy fun ______
...tool...tool...tool...PUNT!...tool...PUNT!...tool...
forsake the mundane for some instability
i read the book
i'm tied to him
under certain conditions this could be terrifying
and you might like to linger but you're feeling kinetic
...your feverish vision of exquisite misery...
in the still night, i kissed a fragment of your dream...
When the dragons grow too mighty to slay with pen or sword,
When life becomes so barren and as cold as winter skies,
In vain to search for order,
Static on your frequency, electrical storm in your veins:
All my nerves are naked wires, tender to the touch.
Scars of pleasure, scars of pain.
I had a dream of a winter garden and a midnight rendezvous.
Goddess in my garden, sister in my soul;
Daughter of a demon-lover, Empress of the hidden face;
Spirit in my psyche, double in my role;
Mistress of the dark unconscious, mermaid of the lunar sea;
In the silence between whisper and shout,
i'm young enough to remember the future...
Those bonfire lights in the mirror of sky,
There is a fine line between love and illusion...
Reborn and baptized in a moment of grace.
On the edge of sleep I was drifting for half the night.
Wilderness of mirrors
It is the fire that lights itself,
Pure as a lover's desire -- Evil as a murderer's dream.
You and I, we are strangers by one chromosome.
Love is born with lightning bolts, electro-magnetic force.
Like a force of nature, love can
Sometimes it takes all your strength
One night we are bathed in light,
My precious sense of rightness is sometimes so naive.
Why does she have to defend her feelings inside? Why pretend?
She's not had a life, a life of near misses
Now all that she wants is three little wishes...
There'll be times when my crimes will seem almost unforgiveable
I give in to sin, because I like to practice what I preach...
You help her forget
tonight i'm in the hands of fate
Do you understand? Do you know what she means?
strange love, strange highs and strange lows...
I'm not trying to tell you anything you
Do you know what it means to be left this way?
she could escape there
reach out your hands and accept my love
I'm shying from the light, I've always loved the night,
lead me into your darkness
I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors,
I don't want to start any blasphemous rumors,
when the colors move apart and i wonder if you want to stay.
she remembered all the shadows in the dark.
pain has an element of blank.
i like a look of agony
i felt a funeral in my brain
faith is a fine invention when gentlemen can see
Reality is for people without imaginations.
Question reality.
I wouldn't act normal even if i knew what it was.
Sometimes the dragon wins.
You are acting like a calm, rational person. This scares me.
Have a day.
2 + 2 equals 5 for sufficiently large values of 2.
like the outbursting of a trodden star.
and there was something holy in the darkness
My subconscious has a most treacherous imagination.
I didn't mean you. I meant the corpse.
Where's Death and his sweetheart? We want to begin...
"My God!" said the Duke, "You're not going to marry a policewoman?"
A diatonic scale, bah! Thirteen miserable, bourgeois semi-tones, pooh!
You can sense the resolution at the back of all his discords.
You should hear Vrilovitch's 'Ecstacy on the letter Z.'
...found himself involved in a discussion of free love, D.H. Lawrence, the
There's the wicked Lord Peter Wimsey, celebrated for never having spoken a
A person who can believe all the articles of the Christian faith is not going
Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum.
This sentence no verb.
My reality check bounced.
I've finally got a good grip on reality: now I can strangle it!
Boingy! Boingy! Boingy!
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Neutrinos have mass? I didn't know they were catholic!
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
There was supposed to be an earth-shattering KABOOM!
...confused...
Smile, nod, and fuck away...
1,3,7-trimethylxanthine: not just for breakfast anymore.
all the women are uncanny, and all the children are creatures from beyond
the planes that we know.
English language has ever produced. That is a fact, not an opinion." --Tom Lehrer
Unfortunately, Alma was taken and taken and taken and taken by the
time I got there." --Tom Lehrer
they wanted me to be a PhD. These two goals were incompatable." --Tom Lehrer
Also, I have never told a lie." --Tom Lehrer
occupation, they put "Living Legend"." --Tom Lehrer
Tom Lehrer: Which disease would you most like to die of?
be an atheist is almost as arrogant as to be a fundamentalist. But
then again, I can get pretty arrogant." --Tom Lehrer
"I find enough mystery in mathematics to satisfy my spiritual needs. I
think, for example, that pi is mysterious enough without having to worry
about God." --Tom Lehrer
While making love
Makes for bizarre enj-
Oyment thereof.
among the silence of midnight goldfish
which cover my feet like cold eiderdowns
found beside a road accident
whose depths i cannot fathom
that slaughtered the first innocent
before the clouds weep blood
which muffles my walls
before he painted the yellow vortex of his last sun
between Hiroshima and Calvary
measured in mother's kisses
between the accident and the telephone box
measured in heartbeats
between advertising and neuroses
measured in phallic symbols
between you and me
measured in tears
before the warbooks in the public library
turned into frogs and croaked khaki obscenities
before the buildings turned into flesh
and windows closed their eyes
before the flowers turned into plastic and melted
in the heat of the burning cities
before the subconscious begged to be left in peace
before the world was made flesh
before the clouds became locamotives
and hurtled headlong into the sun
before the clocks had nervous breakdowns
and refused to keep pace with men's madness
before God forgot His lines
because it's better than nothing
control your dreams
my finger's on the killswitch
excuse me while I put my
head in the oven.
the gefilte fish swims with
great difficulty.
thank you for tearing me apart.
Oh My God! They left a cake out in the rain! You bastards!
if blood and love taste so sweet...
I'm only happy when it's complicated...
touch my world with your fingertips
always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it.
And chipped a tooth.
the dead, one at a time, and our souls shall burn."
@i("Did you get a premonition?") "No, goth fortune cookie."
@i("Searching under the cushions of the sofa of wickedness, weren't you...")
3) If You Can Smell the Hydrazine, It's Too Late
4) Radiation Badges are Your Friend
As a workaround, I'm going to restate my position
in braille, on your forehead, with this mallet.
only to realize it consists entirely of circus marches.
She's that kind of smart.
puppies for underwater welding!
you want to give her a big hug, and then stand back very quickly while
checking to see if everything is still attached."
And both ways is the only way I want it.
and a dill pickle. A smoking dill pickle."
@i("Does this make you our Fairy Goth-mother?")
familiarity it's impossible to breed anything. -- Noel Coward
Walnuts... with engines the size of starships!"
snipe, percale, macaroni, a gag, a banana bag, a tan, a tag, a banana
bag again (or a camel), a crepe, pins, Spam, a rut, a Rolo, cash, a
jar, sore hats, a peon, a canal -- Panama!
@i("Well, I cut it all off and stuck it back on with superglue.")
sir you do not understand, the land we fought for died this morning.
passion cries for vindication -- revolution's revelation.
christ decends amid napalm, man is proven, cold and needing.
i can't count their sillouettes, our enemy is growing near now.
when we met it felt like an explosion
and I swear I can still feel its vibrations
you won't be close and really here
until you're right here in my arms
i don't need you more than you need me
that makes me live through all my pain
I wish I was a starship in silence flying by.
I wish I was a prayer expressing what I mean.
I wish I was a clearing, no secrets left inside.
I wish I was a heartbeat that never comes to rest.
have nekkid radioative zombie girls."
blood and dance on their trembling corpse. Then wear parts as jewelry.)
and then name streets after them.
alarm rings. it's cold outside.
sometimes i hate work.
think of it as gaining the beef."
where I fit in, with these stars inside my head...
'cuz i'm so afraid that i'll fall in love with you.
He's born out of the moon, luminous shadows in his dunes.
but tender mercy is the cruelest of all.
Met up with Darth Maul, and now he's toast.
Camella couldn't sing, kept the beat and kept it strong.
Joan thought men were second best to masturbating in the bath.
Mimi brought the taboo back and held it up before the light.
Julie came and went so fast, she didn't even say good-bye.
Kit-Marie was complicated, like some French film-maker's plot.
Jackie was a rich punk-rocker, silver spoon and a paper plate.
Janet wrote bad poetry in a crazy kind of urgency.
Brenda's strange obsession was for certain vegetables and fruits.
Eloise, who played guitar, sang songs about whales and cocks.
Ronnie was much more my style, she wrote songs just like this.
Dinah drove her Chevrolet into the San Francisco bay.
Except when they're chocolate.
I can go on being a teapot."
from the gentle lunatics in Research and Development.
to mainstream Judeo-Christian military beliefs of truly loving your
fellow man by training to drop napalm on him."
harmonies, Stravinski?!" @i("No, Mr. Cage, I expect you to die!")
He does not object, or even notice.
the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the
bodies of people I had to kill because they pissed me off.
everything begins to look like a throat."
way that being hit by a truck is. --talkivin
love, hate, and hunger, by hooking EEG equipment up to yogurt.
summer? How to be noble, sacred sexpots?"
between a port and a dongle."
'vehicular' before."
I didn't realize you meant sloth."
@i("I've got to remember that line...")
cyanide until the victim either dies or signs a legal waiver freeing
you from liability."
can give me shit about it... well, that's where you're right."
Oh, oh, oh my God
Where'd I put my brain?
the giraffe would slide all over the violin.
planning on getting married.
So I took her to Allston."
the Mad Hatter." --Rob of ELH
hatred, coldness, resentment, intoxication and suicide.
instead of zephyring me..."
real fast, Jhawk." --gamache
flaming daemons are stuck in a deadly embrace." --gamache
recommend that you do) it will proceed to do an acyl
transfer reaction in your nose." --Kemp
useless parasites." --Pinker
'an attack of the stupids.'" --Pinker
generator." --Pinker
but I didn't inhale." --G. Pratt
klaxons wail; men, women flee
something green wants OUT!
screaming, pointing! a mouse flees
mice shouldn't glow green
i shall sit here in the Dark and write bad Poetry --
that doesn't rhyme." --GothChyck
look you've always wanted. Only $25000!
"with goths". it's german.)
in a delicate sprinkling of chalk." @i("Really?")
is still Zero Mostel!"
number of declarations of war." --clyde
yeah, something like that." --clyde
entirely, or did people say you're still wearing those horns?" --clyde
legs could lead to visual confusion.
with apologies or flowers
who would give me back the gift of laughter
dream it never ends
and sleep alone could ease my mind
you miss so much when you always hurry
you don't even know you're alive...
until your pipedreams become obsessions
and the angels that defeated them somehow
salutations from the other side
it's older than all our years
familiar tears
so we need never fear goodbye
days are long and the nights are frightening
some grew wiser, you just grew older
super destructive, you were hooked on pain
all of us are glad you're gone
only less naked." --Willow
looking at my breasts." @i("Nothing personal, but when a
guy does that, it just means his eyes are open.")
the stars, love. That's the ceiling. Also it's day." @i("No, I can see them.
But I've named them all the same name, and there's terrible confusion.")
@i("I'm 17. Looking at *linoleum* makes me wanna have sex.")
That's interesting."
school, horrible murders with hearts being removed. And also smoking."
direct, stake through the heart, no muss, no fuss."
doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
Wired: massively parallel killers
Show yourself so I can masticate your heart and devour your soul!
and said, "If you were a real prince you'd put on the coffee
and give me ten more minutes."
eat the cookies in your best friend's bed.
Able to leap tall sandwhiches in a single bound!
It's... SuperGrover!
If that does not work, try yelling "wubba wubba wubba!" -- SuperGrover
by all means, say it! -- Oscar the Grouch
Countess von Backwards, and Countess Dahling von Dahling."
age of someone who is 1,832,652 years old.
Employ a vast array of pet names like
'My little wombat,' 'My little armadillo,' 'My little wood pigeon.'
Come to papa!" -- Cookie Monster
Eat plate!" -- Cookie Monster
left to do. Eat truck!" -- Cookie Monster
twinkle twinkle. You know what moon remind me of? It remind me
of great big delicious cookie!" -- Cookie Monster
whole world. A play that explores feelings that bubble deep inside
all of us. Yes, me proud to present @i(Hamlet, Prince of Denmark).
It not get classier than this." -- Alastair Cookie
It all about guys and their dolls." -- Alastair Cookie
It about a king and the letter I -- that where they get the
title from. Very good title." -- Alastair Cookie
@i(The Taming of the Shoe,) by William Shakespeare, famous podiatrist.
Trust me." -- Alastair Cookie
procedure!" -- Cookie Monster
@i(through) -- the clock, the clock has just struck seventeen, and
what will happen next is... I'm getting outta here!" -- Kermit
of other things that start with C... Ahhh, who cares about other
things?" -- Cookie Monster
has saved him thousands of dollars in therapy."
@i("I didn't know there were any witnesses.
Now I'll have to kill you too.")
After that, it's all learned." -- Bruce Ediger
brain, and you'll have to be destroyed.") -- Daria
by the kangaroo." @i("Really? She looked so... everyday.")
"I mean, after she was molested."
@i("You mean the one where people walking down the street burst into flames?")
they do. I don't want that kind of responsibility. At least, not
until I have a job in middle management." -- Jane
Daria, I can tell because you don't smile. Now this guy died, and
it's making me think, and that hurts my little head and makes me stop
smiling. So, tell me how you cope with thinking all the time, Daria,
until I can get back to my normal vegetative state'." -- Jane
that would recognize the marriage as legal." -- Jane
when I was a kid." -- Daria
when you don't need me
i am no fisherman's slave
there's still one thing you have to say to me
but maybe you won't
table fan, and a balloon filled with M&Ms. Used properly, these items,
plus a little bit of luck, can produce award-winning results.
birth to this hunger I have?
wrapped in its tenuously bounded contortions.
graceful arcs.
from the record before it is finished being written.
then i think i see love in her eyes
We were right on the dancefloor...
And when we finished she said, "You know I kinda liked that, can we
Maybe later do that some more?"
these things are better than handcuffs...
straps on the bed for safety's sake...
That's something I bought by mistake!"
And I don't want them getting wise...
"I said come Christmas they'll wonder 'cuz I never wear a suit,
And you keep getting me silk ties..."
and playing soccer in the hall... Silk sheets, ostrich feathers,
Going on long walks together, that is, when we go out at all...
science has left you.")
and while the blood drips down my hands, we could kiss
voted for Marion Barry causing an upswing in crack sales that allowed
Peru to maintain an embassy and accumulate parking tickets,
encouraging me to stay a meter maid rather than become an Imagineer."
this fellow is what you would find at the bottom of the pot."
She walks the bloody tower...
or should I walk by again?
i am flattered by your
fascination with me
like you have experienced love like mine before
i must seem greatly intriguing
Boy gives girl computer. Girl falls in love with computer."
and it's harder to split.
If you mean, am I serious about how I do it, the answer is no.
To watch thy wantonness weeping through
The tangled grove, the gnarled bole
Of the living tree that is spirit and soul.
Am I not ripe?
With air that hath no boughs to nestle.
With the lonely lust of devildom.
music and fall in love? I wouldn't know, as I have had my head in a
petri dish for the last five years."
not speak its name to the love that talks about itself incessantly."
mean you can... eeeek! Mmmmmm..."
out how to exchange around seven thousand five hundred of them.
Leaning over ledges, only two flights up.
Nothing left but blood and fire.
But you needed to leave. Leaving the cuts, leaving my burns,
Hoping I'd learn.
But you needed to leave.
And give back as much as I need, and still have the will to live.
I am in love.
And I feel forsaken.
Is to help me take my life less seriously.
It's only life, after all.
got my paper and I was free.
(Margot Asquith to Jean Harlow)
oxygen for today because I'm distracted but if it makes you happy..."
I don't know why I still yearn for you.
But you don't know how often you do.
Next to what you don't know about me.
But you can't see -- What you don't know about women is frightening,
And you don't know nothing about me.
men don't give a warrantee
@i("You'll be the first to know.")
So it can kick you in the teeth.
tenth of a second than we do about what goes on between 'Your place or
mine?' and deciding who sleeps in the wet spot."
Like a cell of botulism.
techie with flowers in his hair and a penchant for green hosiery.
but not for arguments." --fortune cookie
get enough of?" --buffy the vampire slayer ad for milk
all the time)...
they come and possess your soul and make you eat brie cheese and say evil
things about your first grade teachers and the men in white coats come and
give you a pat on the back and... I guess that's too long." --ghudson
and sunny, all the time. (Maybe not sunny at night; we'll
see how that issue comes out in Evil Congress.) --ghudson
gets through Congress, what you have is a mild papercut, three national
holidays for obscure breeds of small dogs, and a few hundred million dollars
in subsidies for a glue factory in western Montana." --ghudson
the shrubbery at a moment's notice."
And I grow so weary of the sound of screams...
To recite Shakespearean quotations...
They're busy building toys and absolutely no one's dead!
garnished with naked women and trendy modernization is not.
--Law standing in Texas until 1918 regulating who could not vote
eating large quantities of chocolate.")
as an ill-thought out mistake and claim that...
if she whacks you with it...
currently
You just don't decide you are one and start killing. You may leave a few
corpses here and there, but all in all, it's just not the same.
and it has broccoli's spasms of killing rage.
like something else entirely...
Her courage, her eyes, and his hopes.
I'm your source of self-destruction.
No one leaves and no one will.
Just labeled mentally deranged.
I see our freedom in my sight.
No things to make my brain seem scarred.
life is ours, we live it our way
should be on your shoulders
Constant as the changing weather.
If the teacher lets the silly gets play with magnesium.
impossible to look tarty and be a feminist."
though it were designed by a committee.
relationships with strangeness and charm.
She rejoices in being vividly imagined.
fog is a great deal noisier than I ever expected.
acquisition, highly amplified arm/leg systems, self-contained atmosphere,
and a small nuclear plant? No? Not much of a "power suit", is it?
fantasy, dragons can hover; in science fiction, they cannot.
turned into an eldritch crawling horror in eons.
excuse to play with knives and fire.
If it leaks out, they don't work.
Chocolate makes it worthwhile.
you won't owe your student loan to anyone!
I'd rather eat and take off my clothes.
So little time! So much to know!
-- Beethoven, Op. 86
out of your hair while you think about what to do.
because their mates have a tendency to rush through the joke.
a gesture of goodwill toward a fellow human.
I shouldn't know what to talk to him about!
but to lose both looks like carelessness.
They are the last refuge of the complex.
Gets switched to overload...
i don't like mondays
because there are no reasons
what reason do you need to be shown?
she wants to play with her toys a while
the lesson today is how to die
because there are no reasons
what reason do you need to die?
RAGE WAREHOUSE
IRE PROOF
Please call me, I've thought of a few more.
one's arms around a side of beef.
A gazebo is not, after all, a meat larder.
@i("Is it the same as love?")
"Oh no, it is much nicer than that."
possibly the safest there is.
crankshaft is my idea of a satisfying universe."
sex and furniture. Galileo: 'Did the earth move?'"
that made me think of you."
to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.
F is for fsck, which rebuilds your trees.
H is for halt, which may seem defective.
L is for lex, which is missing from DOS.
N is for nice, which it really is not.
T is for true, which does very little.
V is for vi, which is hard to abort.
X is, well, X, of dubious fame.
Z is for zcat, which handles compression.
Just withered to the floor...
By that which no man fears more...
Of my little shirtwaist fire.
By the smell of her own burning hair...
Or one kind word from one who loves them but what I have earned is mine...
How they chew on their pointy teeth.
Fangs ruin any cute pout.
You've got a brand new key...
I think that we should get together and try them on to see...
but that seems like a lost cause.
It's just a form of appreciation.
Things I can't understand.
WHO HAVE NEVER TRAVELED IN LANDS BEYOND.
take a vacation with Shoenberg and end up on Krakatoa with a gamelan.
decorum: madness just isn't dignified. --Virginia Woolf
Good may be thankable; Evil is bankable.
And you say how appropriate.
of butt-watching."
And thrashed about tragically on the divan.
runny make-up and a hangover.
only when you're too depressed to wear black.
feel the need to study masochism. Doesn't *everyone* like to be hurt?
no one ever sits next to you.
get in touch with my Inner Sociopath.
ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.
into a reality that hurts even more.
censorious, self-righteous people around me.
kids, houses, children and villages after being a litterbug?"
@i(so) much more fun than photosynthesis..." -- Death
@i("None but your beauty -- would that fault were mine!")
one black and sharp edged, the other translucent and forever wavering.
totally bloody psychotic menace to life and limb,' more like it."
to treat gravity as a law, rather than one of a number of suggested options.
screaming, fire, kiss.
goddess, and proclaimed all empty rooms her sacred spaces.
Sometimes I remember things everyone else has forgotten forever and always.
Does that ever happen to you?
and may each and every one of us always give the devil his due.
and prayers are just so much fucking spam." -- Gaiman (American Gods)
I don't know; I try to keep them out, and they crawl back in like
cockroaches." -- Gaiman
Actually, I'd settle for brooding. Really, I'd settle for not very
goofy." -- Gaiman (to the book-jacket photographer)
minded; there's nothing to cheer you up like other people wearing wet
chainmail." --Gaiman, about Trieste
but i still won't talk to you on the phone
random love and abandoned love
accidentally like a martyr
@i("Interrupting coeff...") "Mu!"
Everything explodes. Everything.
@i("Heeeeeeeere, function!")
@i("How about 'slippery when wet?'")
They look just like everybody else."
"No, 'Eit.'" @i("Same thing.")
'yes!' sed su.
isn't either. And it's a great deal more painful.
replaced thumb screws and hot irons.
ready to make a commitment.
welcome the company of trees.
it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
@i("Yeah, we call it human nature.")
@i("Guns. Lots of guns.")
Kansas is going bye-bye."
put it in a blender and hit "frappe."
psychotic depression, I feel empowered.
It's 1183 and we're all barbarians!
I move the stars for no one.
basis for comparison is?
will be your slave.
@i("What power?") "The power of voodoo." @i("Who do?") "You do."
@i("Do what?") "Remind me of the babe."
that we must be powerful, beautiful, and without regret.
If you didn't want me to kill him, why did you leave me alone with him?
@i("Nothing that a rooftop and an AK-47 won't take care of.")
@i("Plastique.")
@i("Of course not, you're a boy.")
@i("Because I made Fluffy fly?")
thought that for a couple of hours.
itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord,
singing "Subtle plans are here again!"
inside of me - like a part of me.
I'm apologizing for what I didn't do.
I'm trying to seduce you.")
@i("That was no piccolo, that was my fife!")
and sell you as a snack!
photographs involving tennis rackets.
another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of Liquid Drano.
Cool guys like you out of my life.
Do I look like Mother Theresa to you?
Thunder and lightning couldn't be bolder.
He's not the kind you have to wind up on Sundays.
Poppies red and roses filled with summer rain.
recreation, titillation and what-can-I-do-for-fun-that-costs-less-
than-a-ticket-to-a-Broadway-musical, to name a few.
Hit him with something bigger and heavier.
It annoys them very much.
What can it hold with strange, unlikely lovers?
Or burning bright...
I play Emily, but instead of coming back from the dead I've been
assimilated by an alien mass-mind, and I have to decide whether to
take one last look at everyone I ever loved... or eat them."
@i("No 'program' can act that spontaneously.") "I know. Tell me anyways."
well, Daddy was neither amused nor enlightened."
Surrounded by air...
It's all so Pirandello..." @i("No, more like Edgar Allen Poe...")
And then go "Women!" like it's @i(us) who speak in tongues!
Nobody talks about it, but everybody knows it's true...
I have three or four left in my freezer."
there goes another one
was @i(so) embarassing...
and it seems okay. Then you find out what goes into it, and you realize
that you were right the first time. Except love isn't crunchy.
calibrated and will nibble on you.
carrying bowlers and umbrellas.
I could not disagree. But I've never learned anything from playing
it straight: I say fate should not tempt me!"
throw your body off a building?
@i("Wouldn't that be a Bachanalia?")
a pattern of carnivorous-looking flowers and nervous butterflies.
My mistress of the frigid night, I worship, pray to on my knees.
All her pain she kept inside, could no longer hide.
And I taste your bloody kiss.
Frigid statue standing icy blue and numb.
You can't go out 'cause your roots are showing: Dye 'em black...
only to have their hearts unanaesthetically ripped out.
a voice like wind through trees beckons
your mouth of wine and woodsmoke essence
for what is given can be taken away.
away from all these useless fears and chains
existence, and instead they taste like cheese.
man in a world ruled by an unfeeling God, as well as providing the eater
with at least one ingredient from each of the four basic food groups.
and step away from the stove.
couches, and beds (bed futon fields are strongest in the morning).
and "I want to never hurt you,"...
They'd never deign to be people.
in a pot with some sugar and boiling them for hours.)
then the floor below it should be known as de bauchery...
a house on my sister.
Rather, use the salad fork and stab the person on your left's leg.
To do elsewise would be a faux pas.
your athame has a SCSI interface.
you cut your circle with a laserpointer.
your priest robes conceal a pocket protector.
your altar has a keyboard.
your Yule ritual involves defragmentation.
the UPS backup system kicks in.
your familiar is a mouse.
your cone of power has a surge suppressor.
your circle is a token ring.
Franz Schubert's Symphony number 9.
Tappan: It's kind of like Rocky Horror Picture Show, only over dinner.
that it kisses them so gently?
When not applicable, maketh thou love noisily.
Then they hurt you and starve you and expose you to disease.
Then they bill you for it. A lot.
"They're written in braille on your tongue."
enough brains to do anything.
espoused by male techies who sincerely believe that they are too smart
to be sexists.
the man with the hilt always wins.
polycyclic aromatics -- my favorite carcinogen by a long shot.
but doing it with an erection is a different matter.
out what parametric equation generated the petals on that eight
foot tall carnivorous plant.
then, we should say war and technology."
in an average spiral galaxy named after a candy bar.
which is more than she ever did.
@i(tirra-lirra!) or something equally intelligent, by the river.
housemates never noticed...")
I get up some morning and decide I really feel like it.
Goddess there's only eight sabbats a year!"
electrons, at least taken singly, won't try to make a meal of you.
should be eaten sepately.
but they can still turn me inside out
this is that path i'll never tread,
these are the dreams i'll dream instead
this is the fear, this is the dread
these are the contents of my head
let the wind blow through me
launguage is leaving me in silence.
And I don't want to let that go...
And now the cracks begin to show...
Never let a friend fool you twice.
But nobody's rules are the same...
said I would and yet I feel I haven't won at all...
there behind to shoot me down and say they always knew I'd fall...
Back where I started...
One more complication should be neither here nor there.
I wish I had it in me not to care.
Finally could see the writing on the wall.
has no easy explanation
reason plays no part
stories like ours... have happy endings.
But this has never yet prevented me, wanting far too much for far too long.
If I knew from the start,
Why am I falling apart?
And I don't see how we can last.
Cannot compare, with my despair,
Knowing I've lost you.
When I'll want you more than I want to.
"That's not what I asked."
I shall come back to you, who hurt me most.
You may not feel my hand upon your head, I'll be so new and inexpert a ghost.
Perhaps you will not know that I am near-
And that will break my ghostly heart, my dear.
And, of your mercy, leave me there, nor tell them where to find me.
Oh, lock the portal as you go, and see its bolts be double....
Come back in half an hour or so, and I will be in trouble.
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying -
Lady, make a note of this: one of you is lying.
And love is a thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Roumania.
The new-moon madness, and the love of rain.
And sweet's the air with curly smoke from all my burning bridges.
And bolts the door against her heart out wailing in the rain.
If I'm in bed each night by ten, I may get back my looks again.
If I abstain from fun and such, I'll probably amount to much;
But I shall stay the way I am, because I do not give a damn.
And miles around the wonder grew how well did I behave.
And now the fancy passes by, and nothing will remain,
And miles around they'll say that I am quite myself again.
His words ring sweet as a chime of gold, and his eyes are lit with laughter.
He is jubilant as a flag unfurled -- Oh, a girl, she'd not forget him.
My own dear love, he is all my world, and I wish I'd never met him.
He'll tread his galloping rigadoon in the pathway of the morrows.
He'll live his days where the sunbeams start, nor could storm or wind uproot him.
My own dear love, he is all my heart -- and I wish somebody'd shoot him.
Their candle gives a single light; they'd rather stay at home at night.
They do not keep awake till three, nor read erotic poetry.
They never sanction the impure, nor recognize an overture.
They shrink from powders and from paints... so far, I've had no complaints.
Acids stain you, and drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful, nooses give;
Gas smells awful, you might as well live.
Spare your voice, and hold your pen: well and bitterly I know.
All the songs were ever sung, all the words were ever said;
Could it be, when I was young, someone dropped me on my head?
Sweeney heard music that nobody heard.
A madhouse...
I think I'll miss you less and less as every day goes by...
We learn, Johanna, to say... Goodbye...
Who once I had... in Canterbury.
hearing a voice i'd known a couple of lightyears ago
they bring diamonds and rust
falling all around, snow in your hair
it's all come back too clearly
i've already paid
of the computer room. And no, I don't know anything about that dark
stain in the middle of the floor...
witches melt when you give them backrubs!
firedrakes, colddrakes -- things without names 'cause no one who's
seen 'em has lived long enough to give them any name besides "AAAARGH!"
day swimming upstream, only to get screwed in the end.
and the raven and the wolf call your name...
And every tale come to a bloody end...
Word was added, there was trouble, for with it came Syntax.
Everything else is a scratching post.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
"Be very quiet, for it goes without speaking."
trees, we'd all be chopped down, put up in the living room and
covered in tinsel, while the trees opened our presents.
parity of the electrons?"
"Of course not! Recall that Yang and Lee got the Nobel prize in '57 for
showing that parity is knot-conserved." (Nichael Cramer)
@i("That took a few extra muscles, but I think it was worth it.")
Dancing in the rain is being kissed by it.
Priapus, was turned into a tree.
Three from the circle, three from the track;
Wood, bronze, iron; water, fire, stone;
Five will return, and one go alone.
Played to wake the Sleepers, oldest of the old;
Power from the green witch, lost beneath the sea;
All shall find the light at last, silver on the tree.
Must the youngest open the oldest hills, through the door of the birds,
Where the breeze breaks.
that see the wind, and the Light shall have the harp of gold.
Six Sleepers shall ride, six Signs shall burn,
And when the midsummer tree grows tall
By Pendragon's sword the Dark shall fall.
remind me of me
A poem lovely as a tree.
A tree whose burning mouth is pressed
Against the earth's sweet flowin' breast.
They'd kill your whole family for a string of pearls.
But they don't make it harder to die.
But I can't get away from the thought.
I'm dying, I'm dying -- I already gave away all that I've got.
You might think we all need that stuff, but I don't think about it much.
And when I do, I have to leave the room. I'm scared of what I might do.
I was born of people's needs, and what they don't want to believe.
That's the harm in mystery -- all you know is what you see.
of a tree falling down
like me giving up
Trying to tell me it's night...
I see the moon in your eyes.
never seems to get much better
brave and tattered moon, you made me cry when i was young...
with the world outside; it's not 8:22, it's the fifth
measure of the second movement, allegro.
And everything she charges she exchanges...
chew through the leather straps...
the little hand is on the ....
remember who gets tied up.
Oh God, I'm repeating myself.
we're inside a Chinese dragon."
a building." @i("Political activism?") "Chemistry major."
for we shall never fail to be amused.
With their voices soft as thunder...
As they tear your hope apart, as they turn your dreams to shame...
So different from this hell I'm living...
And there are storms we cannot weather.
festering and bleating with perfidious intent, it lurks stealthily...
cabuncular debauch! Steeped in Stygian vapors; The Embodiment of Armageddon;
The Plutonic Sarcophage; The Umbric Pustule . . . . The Evil Tritone!!!
the otherwise luminiferously pastoral realm of the major scale? Indeed, is it
not a veritable hell in the very heart of heaven?
mother of all Western Music contains the sulferous interval that the wise
Gregorians termed @i("Diablo en Musica").
kindergarten is actually the obsequious handmaiden, indeed bedfellow of
the Prince of Darkness!
major scale. Banish the hated tritone forever! Stray not from the path of
pure pentatonicity! Be steadfast in your resolve: use only scales with
righteous and unsullied intervals!
paper clips in a beaker of hydrochloric acid." --thessaly
in their chubby little fists." --thessaly
He pours tea really well but we're having problems
with the white lacy gloves." --thessaly
find something to blow up in a tasteful manner.
And it's oozy and hard to contain." --thessaly
Cthulhu on rollerskates..." --thessaly
"oh, it's a kind of a cross, but with a loopy bit on top."
a nice house, 23 cats, a motorcycle, a free T1, strong
encryption and gargoyles on the roof. --thessaly
non-Newtonian breakfast." --thessaly
2. a neural interface through which I can download helicopter pilot programs
3. wicked upper body strength. I think 1 and 3 are worth a shot." --thessaly
to name it Great Rite." --thessaly
Who Are Horny Only When You Want Then To Be." --thessaly
explosions, biomechanoids and deadly viruses. --thessaly
And if you do not like me so, To hell, my love, with you!
but I don't know where to put it or, for that matter, what it is.
neurons. The liver probably contains 100 million cells, but 1,000 livers do
not add up to a rich inner life.
And when we touch, our lips feel sore.
you won't cry because I've gone.
from your quiver of literary darts...
The empty laugh that you cultivate...
Will we both incinerate?
Are you sure of your friends and your foes?
thrilling your cheap little heart.
Just sign on the line, could you possibly write it in blood...?
I'm all alone in this dream house...
they can no longer let you down...
pretending you're heartbroken.
the awful perfume of decay...
extinguish every sorrow
The birds will still be singing.
keep the world turning around
Her face was beautiful. Her dress was beautiful. Her feet were beautiful.
Everybody said, "How beautiful!" And she was rich too. But the other
girls at the party didn't care because they all had warm bathrobes.
looking for a prom date to Valhalla.
"The curse is come upon me" cried the Lady of Shalott
And so she weaveth steadily...
Trembling in the dark cloak of night...
A waltz on all-souls' night.
The shadows of the trees appear amidst the lantern light...
I knew the tempest's blood: its wrath I would endure.
The moon was a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas.
Find the roots of an ancient tree.
When the dark night seems endless... please remember me.
From the fountain of forgiveness, beyond the ice and the fire.
Turns out it's Chaotic Evil.
raspberries, is to release a tiger.
don't you?" --Marvin the Martian
the rest of us will go on to the stars...
and you can't get a new operating system.
And you're always left behind?
Never mind, Cinderella, kind Cinderella -- Nice good good kind good nice!
And well, that's another story, never mind, anyway...
And my garden thrives -- you should see my nectarines!
Don't ever never ever mess around with my greens!
Especially the beans.
better than though than to never get them.
what you wish is what you want?
And you see if you like it?
where's the profit in wishing?
And a little bit not.
All the rest of it is chatter.
But it's just a little bent, does it matter?
as what's out of reach?
research, would it? --Einstein
Trash fiction is about Sex and Violence.
Won't you tell me if I scream
Will they bend down and listen to me?
at what it has just done, and immediately quits. --Boris Magasanik
of sticking one finger from each hand into a running gel box.
otherwise require harder thinking. --Jerome Lettvin
pressure, the organism will do what it damn well pleases.
a phage cross is a slam dance in a mosh pit.
can only be run on submissive.. er, recessive alleles."
it is simply structurally ambivalent.
it is entropically exhuberant.
it is monomerically challenged.
it is merely elution reticent.
it is being spatially frugal.
it is simply expressing its individuality.
they are just indulging in unscheduled evolution.
it is simply sharing living quarters.
going, gay/bi friend having, woman with long hair who went to school in
Cambridge is PROBABLY nonconservative..." --boots
green plastic jade opulence shine upon us. What should my friend do?
...She says you should wear polyester..." --Boots
little green aliens do?" look...
a shotglass in my cleavage' pout." --allegra
i'm half a world away
'Ah-hah!', 'Ho-hum', 'Oy vey!' or 'Yum Yum!'.
All else is mere elaboration." -- David Brin
average man can see better than he can think.
that died in the night...
all over the sky... but where am i?
Innocent, Eager, and Doomed.
and your sentences their disarray.
about us in tatters, and our pockets full of foreign coins.
angst in the lower forms of life.
mediocrity that shouldn't be let out of its cage.
there was no other way to keep warm.
as long as it was in her mouth.
something by Stravinsky...
. . . purple cat-slitted eyes . . .
the audience yelling, "Wrong note!"
Balanced your dreams upon the edge of thorns,
But I don't think about you anymore.
Or tell me I'm on my own.
I don't understand what you want me to be.
Please understand, this isn't what we meant...
But she watches and she wonders with her stone unblinking eyes.
we bring our own starlight.
has somehow lost its meaning.
'til my hands are bleeding...
Our lives are this moment, the music, the dance...
I close my eyes on this night: you're all that I see.
And dreams that used to glitter, safely now hidden under snow.
god's a big invertebrate
Tears running down from the place where your eyes used to be...
In the wink of an eye you'll be gone.
Blinded and burning, the first bearing gifts for the last.
The rose in your hand caught the sun at the close of the day.
I called out your name, but the wind stole my words from the air.
"The circle is closed," I said as I turned and walked by.
from their vicious flying llamas!"
Was badly negated when the giant slugs invaded.
the question?" -- Lily Tomlin
as a twenty foot sphere of solid plutonium.
moonlight and madness, living in a bell jar.
Set it free...
something moved inside of me...
What happened to the fire in your voice?
While I'm flying in this airplane with no sense of control...
Like skin it keeps us whole
And are you watching the sky too?
While I'm standing here I bleed so slow, you may never know...
but lately several days have attacked me at once.
that thinks and talks as yours does is something close to a blessed event.
degenerated into a vice.
mistake me for a bigot.
like Senior House..."
@i("Would that it were! He pays his taxes.")
their minds. The truly happy never seem quite well.
supremest ecstasy -- which the earthy might easily mistake for indigestion.
yearning, very precious.
Of your complicated state of mind...
and, secondly, how is it to be distinguished from insanity?
in the field of retail sorcery through the use of effective marketing,
customer quality assurance, and frequent demonic posession.
Oh, heed them not, their cause must ne'er be known!
We reply, without compunction, that we haven't any notion!
and trees, King of the winds and Prince of thunderclouds?
Are out of place, when face to face,
With an influential Fairy.
and the night has been long...
with myself for some years.
(Unless connubially linked), should forthwith be beheaded.
@i(On the Marine Parade.)
Yes, I think that was the name of the instrument.
You have interrupted an apostrophe, sir!
In a pestilential prison, with a life-long lock,
Awaiting the sensation of a short, sharp shock,
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block!
animal kingdom till I come to a Second Trombone.
People come miles to see it. And my right elbow has a fascination
that few can resist...
I think boiling oil occurs in it, but I'm not sure. I know it's something
humorous, but lingering, with either boiling oil or melted lead.
appreciate me. I was educating his palate when he left me.
weeny wee bit bloodthirsty, will you?
If I have a little weakness,
It's a passion for a flight of thunderbolts!
if we had been accustomed to exercise our reflective powers!
is a coruscation of impromptu epigram!
I should give you my advice upon the subject, willy-nilly;
surely at a given hour and in a given fashion!
not be, I have the next best thing to it, which is death.
Thine anecdotes of the torture-chamber are the prettiest hearing.
by suggestion, by implication, by inference, and by innuendo.
woman's hands-- she plays upon him whatever tune she will.
traitorous villain! Thou shouldst have insisted on his dying first,
to make sure!"
time-worn jests and thread-bare sophistries; 'Tis an art in itself,
and must be studied gravely and conscientiously.
May mean little, or nothing, or much.
It may draw you a tear, or a box on the ear;
You can never be sure till you've tried!
This is the kumquat quince of dill-endived asparagus!
Upon the battle scene, we run away together...
Proclaims he comes from outer space?
@i("Why an octopus, fired by a dwarf, unless I'm much mistaken.")
breakdown. Pay her no never-mind. Those who have been in musical theater for
some time realize that this is not an unusual occurrence.)
robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and
throwing little pickles at you?
sense, particularly your slippers.
in an attempt to avoid responsibility.
become another Einstein. And you were well on your way. And then..."
@i("I got a haircut.")
was under 'H' for 'Toy'.
@i("Fine. I'll gain weight.")
change in my pockets. I've got it! Nudity!
when it gets too cold.
Well, that's where you're right.
decaffinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.
or, more to the point, to you...
@i("Why do you keep going into our closet?")
"To get my clothes - but that's not why he goes in there!"
finest minds in the country." @i("Someday I hope to be two of them.")
crime after crime.
He's gone to Texas, to watch the holy fire burn...
He sits there staring at the atoms bouncing 'round...
And if those kisses fail to thrill, maybe your famous chatter will...
When all the world's in love with you?
And if that pretty smile won't stay, powder and lipstick save the day...
Write yourself away...
I was a child, she was a child, the wind came chilling killing by the sea.
Miles deep, and ages old.
Seems like every time I try to make it right it all comes down on me,
Please say honestly you won't give up on me... and I shall believe.
Please do not incorrige.
god's name in the privacy of your room before chanting it in public.
beacons to the Dark Lords.
don't have the audacity to look surprised when they show up to foil you.
declaration that the declaration that you are silly is silly.
"Thank you," said Bare, "Have one of mine."
Anything that can go wr
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped
the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday."
much too confining." -- Lilly Tomlin
"Excellent," replied the universe,
"I've been looking for someone to take care of my cats."
other college men, they are only after one thing: Sleep."
With a faery hand in hand,
For the world's more full of weeping than you can understand.
Neither I have wings to fly.
The holy tree is growing there.
tell me where I can get more wax!
Nothing I can do: total eclipse of the heart.
With the stars up above in your eyes.
shapes we cannot precisely analyze so as to withstand forces we cannot
properly assess, in such a way that the public has no reason to suspect the
extent of our ignorance.
Even some of the trees are on her side.
little or no say in society." --Mark Twain
when the ruling class is composed of gods.
anarchy convention for unruly behaviour.
They don't care, but they know.
a chilly dagger in their bosoms.
of functions which do not have derivatives.
My schedule is already full. -Henry Kissinger
0xC Thou shalt consume caffeine.
your neighbor isn't singing...
rhetoric without the love, and I can do you all three, concurrent or consecutive,
but I can't do you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory.
equation you can't solve. And that's called progress."
even more horrible."
confusing. Of course, they say the same thing about mathematicians."
language of winter's beauty
no eyewitness reports to date." --The New York Times, December 12, 1995
in a planetary context. --The New York Times, December 12, 1995
importance of undirected research. --The New York Times, December 12, 1995
--The New York Times, December 12, 1995
were placed atop Yucca Ridge and manned by a team of Stanford and Tohoku
scientists." --The New York Times, December 12, 1995
video cameras capture many images of the fiery disks, which loomed like alien
interlopers in the sky. --The New York Times, December 12, 1995
--The New York Times, December 12, 1995
in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
have any bearing on what happens to me anyways!" --Calvin
no outside to import things in from. Exports: None (see @i(Imports)).
lands of Brequinda for their savage beauty, their noble ways,
and their habit of biting people who didn't revere them.
having huge, fire-breathing magical dragons flying low about the sky on moonlit
nights which were already dangerously on the sweet and fragrant side.
This has made a lot of people very angry
and been widely regarded as a bad move.
"All right, so I'm panicking, what else is there to do?"
theme of boy-being meets girl-being beneath a silvery moon, which then
explodes for no adequately explored reason.
astrophysics, what else was there to do? It was either that or the
dole queue again on Monday."
one against and falling, and we will be restoring normality just soon as we
are sure what is normal anyway.
Cleverness he got lynched by a rampaging mob of respectable physicists who
had finally realized the one thing they really couldn't stand
was a smart-ass.
unnerving impression that he was about to go for their neck...
prepared to put up with living.
Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something
else to happen.
Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again.
It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order though.
involved in trying to exceed it. You can't.
of Destruction and Deathmonger Diabolical! I am the Dread Demon of Damnation,
Danger and Death!" @i("Oh great... We're not even through the D's yet...")
unless it is possible to face them some other way,
say from behind a bush, in perfect safety.
you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
God. Man creates dinosaurs."
"Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the Earth :)"
trapping you underneath. At night, the ice-weasels come. -- Nietschze
With plasticine porters in looking glass ties
goes along... -Samuel Butler
the victims he intends to eat until he eats them. -Samuel Butler
you're part of the precipitate.
gertrude stein or james dean/they are all dead.
king of infinite space, were it not that I have bad dreams.
firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appears
no other thing to me than a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.
when the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a handsaw.
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune?
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come?
Contagion to this world: now could I drink hot blood.
Should be as mortal as an old man's life?
remember: and there is pansies, that's for thoughts.
the borders of our lives.
My mind dances and leaps in confusion.
And I hide behind the shield of my illusions.
But I'm not sure at all it's my reflection.
And I wander in the night without direction.
For the line is thinly drawn 'tween joy and sorrow...
And I must be what I must be and face tomorrow.
Men were deceivers ever.
Through windows and curtains, call on us?
@i("No, I'd strike her first.")
So completely demented, contented, a fashion...
But don't sing a nocturne just yet...
but it's bad for the heart.
Keeping control while falling apart...
a) I could ravish her, b) I could nap...
It's intolerable being tolerated.
I was limping for a week, you caught the flu...
And when emotion intervenes, the nets descend.
grander, but not very gay. Her taste is much blander, I'm sorry to
say. But is Hans Christian Anderson ever risque?
The world would be a poorer, if purer, place...
Brings a perfect little death...
I would murder him right there: but first I'd die...
He assumes I'll lose my reason, and I do...
In the murmurs, in the pauses, in the gestures, in the sighs...
A weekend in the country!" @i("I'm excited.") "No you're not!"
In the not-quite-glare of the not-quite-night.
Wonderful...
No, not quite perfection I'm sorry to say.
If the woman was perfection, she would @i(go away)...
Or a bit too delicious, or even just slightly confused.
It would have been wonderful...
Me here at last on the ground, you in mid-air...
vexation to the soul.
piteously and wax sorely pissed.
take me away, ho ho, he he, ha ha, to the happy home with trees
and flowers and chirping birds...
getting hurt..."
To roll it towards some overwhelming question.
scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
And mome raths outgrabe.
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
The Lady danced and a universe was born.
I dance in the fire and I never, never die.
The Lady wakes, for the spring has come again.
in the Distance and dons the Galoshes of Remorse.
Obliquely gilds the gliding stream.
"Oh you can't help that," said the Cat, "We're all mad here."
You're the cooling down of gases, forming into solid masses.
ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it was gone.
It's the most curious thing I ever saw in all my life!"
Garlic is garlic. You don't want it in ice cream, but you
definitely want it when there are vampires around.
what it means to be
made of you, but not enough for you
in a glass world, particle by particle
she slowly changes
Joan of Arcs to the right
she had a velvet hologram, she said
"my husband ran off with my shaman,
but they love me as I am"
how she came
although I willingly forgot her
so I guess I can't take it personally
there's a sea secret in me
a lilac mess in your prom dress
when you're only wet because of the rain
why can't it be beautiful?
try Squire of Dimness
please don't help me with this
don't give me a piece of your preciousness
i don't know why
in a perfectly windy sky?
my vine twists around your need
as you shock me sane
for somebody else to understand
with eyes cold and grey
i dyed my hair red today
sure that i hate you
to hold me in the dark
buried deep in my heart
let me hear it one more time
then have a seat while i take to the sky
it gets in the way
then i hear the guards call my name
why do you hang around?
Tell me what that makes us darlin'...
i'm ok when everything is not ok...
they've ever got your zipper between their teeth
Or do we soon forget the things we cannot see?
So if you jump you'd best jump far."
Let them wash away...
doesn't make you jesus
Do you need a woman to look after you?
and he tells me I pushed him away
that my heart's been hard to find
thought we'd be flying
maybe not this time
don't you want more than my sex?
i can scream as loud as your last one
but I can't claim innocence
and now i've forgotten how to dream my own dream
poison me against the moon
so you say you don't wanna stay together anymore
smashing in a cold room cutting my hands up
every time I touch you
give me pain
give me myself again
are lighting candles in our hands
And I said, "Constantly in the darkness, where's that at?"
seem to go up in smoke
you say that things change...
It hides a nasty stain still lying there.
looking for love
one day you see a strange little girl feeling blue
but I very seldom follow it...
don't breathe / don't achieve / don't grieve without leave
but when you're dry, she draws water from a stone
you say when he hits you, you don't mind
because when he hurts you, you feel alive
and when I touch you, you don't feel a thing
and if you jump, you just might fall
and if you shout I'll only hear you
some slip through your fingers and onto the floor
hear what I say, nothing's simple as you think
Won't you wrap the night around me?
You're dangerous because you don't know what you want...
Now you got someone to blame?
But my sorrows they learned to swim...
my head is somewhere in between
You disappeared from me
I gave you everything you ever wanted
It wasn't what you wanted
It's no secret that our world is in darkness tonight.
You know I don't see you when she walks in the room.
It's no secret that a liar won't believe anyone else.
It's no secret ambition bites the nails of success.
All kill their inspiration and sing about the grief.
When all you've got is hurt?
I will make my way through one more day in hell...
don't be afraid to care
You re-arrange me 'till I'm sane
There's someone in my head but it's not me.
you'll just have to claw your way through this disguise.
dragging behind you the silent reproach of a million tear-stained eyes,
don't be surprised when a crack in the ice appears under your feet.
when the promise of a brave new world unfurled beneath the clear blue sky?
Don't think I need anything at all.
Can you feel me?
Can you feel me?
Got amazing powers of observation.
Don't give in without a fight.
but I got nowhere to fly to.
A distant ship's smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Goodbye cruel world, it's over -- walk on by.
with your fear flowing out behind you as you claw the thin ice.
Would you like to see me try?
but the sun is eclipsed by the moon
shown how to feel good and told to feel bad
tounge-tied & twisted just an earthbound misfit, i...
i thought that it meant me
like sea to sky
and i'm torn
I grow weary of the battle and the storm I walk toward.
There's a beacon in the darkness, in a distant pair of eyes.
In vain to search for truth.
Raging at unreachable glory, straining at invisible chains.
Sometimes super-sensitive, but who can care too much?
Atmospheric changes make them sensitive again.
Silver, blue, and frozen silence: what a fool I was for you.
Angel in my armor, actress in my role.
Priestess of the pagan mother, ancient queen of inner space.
Alter in my image, struggle for control.
Daughter of the great enchantress, sister to the boy inside of me.
the space between wonder and doubt...
the space between wonder and why...
World of polished steel
but it burns with a restless flame.
Burning skin and fireworks, a storm on a raging course.
fade with the stars at dawn.
just to keep holding on.
one day carried away in storms.
Now all that she wants is three little wishes...
I give in to sin, because you have to make this life livable
The world outside
You're not part of it yet.
i hand myself over on a plate
As time goes by, and when you've seen what she's seen... You will.
didn't know when you woke up today...
When everyone's gone, and the feelings they stay...
just for a while
we have waited for too long, enough is enough.
And now you offer me eternal darkness...
when this world is trying its hardest to leave me unimpressed...
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.
And when I die, I expect to find him laughing...
But I think that God's got a sick sense of humor.
because i know it's true
the mourners to and fro
but microscopes are prudent, in an emergency. -- e. dickinson
"Not quite," said Wimsey, "I intend to marry the prisoner."
To express the infinite complexity of modern emotion, you need a scale of
thirty-two notes to the octave!
Mere harmony in camouflage.
That is pure vibration with no antiquated pattern to it.
prurience of prudery and the immoral significance of long skirts.
reasonable word for the last ninety-six years. He was the only aristocrat
who escaped the guillotine in the revolution of 1960.
to boggle over a trifle of adverse evidence.