For fun and profit, I present the House Drinking Game.  For the love
of god, don't use anything too strong.  You'll die.  Take a drink when:
> House mentions Cuddy's cleavage
> House pops Vicodin
> They break into someone's house
> Someone seizes or is trached
> Someone has an MRI or lumbar puncture
> Someone is crashing
> House says "differential diagnosis, people"
> They investigate whether the patient has lymphoma or lupus
> House kisses or sleeps with Stacy
> There's a cgi inside-the-body animation
> House rolls his eyes
> Anyone says "everybody lies"
> A medical condition is brought on by sex
> House borrows money from Wilson
> A relationship is ruined because of what is learned during the diagnosis
> If the disease actually *is* lymphoma or lupus, finish your drink.