A Compilation of Guild Awards

"It's So Crazy It Might Work" to several people with very cool plans:

"What a Cool Game": for playing in a really cool game, just not quite
the one we wrote.

Aimee Yermish Most Sadly Deluded

Aneel Nazareth "Time to form a mob" award

BS Award

Best Last Words

Blazing Saddles "Nobody Moves or I Shoot the Nigger" Award

Brian Litofsky Memorial "I wanted to rule the world, not save it!"

CAPTAIN CAPACITOR "TRUST ME, I'M A SUPERVILLAIN!"

Captain Crunch Memorial Obnoxiousness

Debby Wallach Nonchalance

Dudley Do-Right Derring-Do Award for Conspicuous Heroism 

Frank Pelkofer "Nine Day Game Award", for winning the nine-day game,
but losing the ten-day game.

Frank Pelkofer "Shortest Term in Office"

Hannibal Lector gourmand award

Harry Cane Die with Syle Award

Harry Teplitz Memorial Blind leading the Blind

Heather Grove Memorial Truthed with your own truth serum award.

Idi Amin Senseless Violence, or Terri Hohol Person Most Likely to Push
the Button

Indiana Jones Derring-Do

Interpol Truthing ("I thought you had the truth serum") award

Is Stig, is award.  Is greatest influence on game speech. 

James Quirk Memorial "Hey, look what I found"

Karen Voss Most Incriminating Statement

Keebler Memorial Random Mischief                

Larry, Curly and Moe "Necessity makes Strange Bedfellows" 

Maxwell Smart Memorial Fumble, "for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory"

Mike Elkins Grand Theft and Larceny

Mike Patton Where Did All These Bodies Come From

Most Awesome Dialogue Exchange

Ollie North Anything for my Country

Ollie North Most Blatant Abuse of ------

Out with a Blaze of Glory

Paulette Struckman Memorial Squirm Away         

Presley Smith Pyrrhic Victory

Richard Oliver Turning in his Grave award

Rickland Powell Memorial Sadism Award

Ryan Rifkin Plot Acquisition

Scott Centurino "Never say die."

Sid Probstein "I'm holding the floor, why are you all spinning
around?" award for Best role playing of being under the Influence
*RETIRED*

Size 14 Shoe Award (or, the Steve Peters "I have infiltrated the FALN"
Award) for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time.

Snidely Whiplash

Susanne Willert/Laura Baldwin Silly Violence Award

The "He Who Dies With the Most Toys Wins" Award for collecting the
most items cards (particulary if most of them are basically useless)

The "I'm perfectly sane, everyone else is insane and they're trying to
steal my magic bag!" award

The "Insult to Injury" award 

The "Jason Solinsky best use of a mechanic" award 

The "Look, I'm Sherlock Holmes, and *I'm* confused" Award

The "My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma" Award to Dave Modiano, for striving
to cure his character of the Plague in spite of the fact that his
dying of it was a pre-arranged way to get Dave out of the game early,
since he couldn't stay the whole time, actually succeeding, and then
catching it again...

The "Nuke 'em from orbit -- it's the only way to be sure" Award

The "Wrong Time, Wrong Plot" Award

The 6.111 Award for Creative Networking

The Alia Atlas "Are You Sure This Isn't My Plot?" Award 

The Andy Kraft ``Excellence in Truthing'' Award

The Bad Timing Award

The Barry Walls "Anytime, Anywhere" Award

The Best Flight After Being Kicked Out Of The Nest Award

The Best Theme Music award 

The Bud Davion Golden "Oh Well" Award for troops defeated by being
badly outnumbered to Hibrari Shimosa's 2nd Battalion for the first
battle of the war game.

The Bullshit Award

The Captain Bligh Award for inspiring one's troops to mutiny

The Caveman Award for bringing the least subtlety to a role 

The Character Under the Influence Award:

The Charles Hope Precognition Award for Solving Plotlines before Packet Handout

The Dan Peisach Lucky Bastard award 

The Derek Herrera ``I am not an evil wizard'' award:

The Donald Trump Wheeler-Dealer Award for milking the most money out
of the other players

The Ellen Kranzer "D'OH!" Award

The Ellen Kranzer "It Ain't Over Till It's Over" Award

The Eric Rains ``Betray Your Own Secret Group'' Award:

The Foot-In-Mouth Award:

The Frank Sinatra ``I'll Do It My Way'' Award:

The Fyodor Rasputin Team Cannibalism award:

The Harry Teplitz Asbestos Earmuffs award 

The Inflation Award for completely taking over the game with what was
supposed to be a minor side-plot.

The JMike Hammond, Bill O'Neill, and Dave Krikorian Seven Minute
Award, or "What do you mean I'm dead already?"

The James Kirtley "You Mean That Was Your Plot?" Award

The Jamie Morris Memorial "Is Sarcasm a Sin?" Award

The Javelin Catcher award to Conrad Fusion (Herb Miller) for catching
the plague no less than twenty times during the course of the game.

The Jay and Nathan "Womanizer Against His Will" Award

The Jeremy Brown "Don't Arrest Me, I Need To Brainwash The World" Award

The Jeremy Brown "I'll Read It Later" Award

The Laurence Olivier Bringing the Most 

The Martin Luther Excellence in Reformation Award:

The Master Assassin Memorial "You did WHAT with the unique items?"

The Maxwell Smart Missed it by That Much award 

The Mike Moore "I am my cover"

The Mike Person
"I-played-this-town-like-a-grand-piano-and-now-I'm-going-to-Disneyland"
Award

The Minimal Communication award 

The Most Incriminating Statement Award

The Most Penitent Award:

The Noam Chomsky Linguistics Award

The Party Pooper Award 

The Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings Bad Poetry Award

The Peter Gast - nive lives award 

The Raj Shah "I Was Really Only a Bandit!" Award

The Richard Dansky Stand-Up Comic Award

The Rob Fullmer "I meant to do that" award

The Rob Ringrose "Clandestine Monk of Choice" Award

The Rookie of the Year Award for Best Performance by a First-Time

The Ross Lippert "I hit the nail on the head and thought it was my thumb" Award

The Sara Verilli Tragedy Upon Tragedy Award 

The Sarath Krishnaswamy Memorial Coronary Award (awarded to the player
who has come closest to giving the GM's a heart attack):

The Sherrian Lea memorial "Abbot Season" Award

The Somebody Else's Problem Field Award

The Swami Azergaminatobeor memorial "Kill me, Kill me now award"

The TGIF Award, since they finally found the correct strain of the
Friday Virus on Friday.

The Tearjerker Award:

The Tony Camire most Sincerely Wrong Award for spreading information
that is incredible wrong but being so sincere while doing it

The Tony Leier Prestidigitation Award

The Twick and Sisted Award, for inventing new plots above and beyond
the call of duty.

The We Wrote That ?!? Award for the character most unlike anything the
GMs wrote

The ``Brady Bunch'' Award:

The ``I'm not paranoid, everyone really IS out to get me'' Award:

The ``Nothing happens! It's a GAZEBO!'' Award:

The ``Please Don't Let Me Starve to Death'' Award:

The ``Totally Longest Sentence'' Award:

The ``We Like Your Costume'' Award:

The ``Would the Real Missy Please Stand Up'' Award:

The ``You Get What You Pay For'' Award:

Y'dun'guds / Done Good

the Scriptwriters award, to people who put in all the plots we had
taken out pregame

The Cernas de Elfas "Avoid Your Own Fate" Award, for a plant managing
to escape his predestined death