Awards ====== The Idi Amin Senseless Violence Award: to Hanno MacRay (Mike McComas) for challenging G'skred the Shrokharl (Rob Fullmer) to a duel to the death because "He's ugly." Honorable mentions to L.A. Law (Meilin Wong) for killing six NPC guards by stepping on their throats and to Kssa of the Kiharr (Dave Henry) for completely shredding the dead body of G'skred and throwing the pieces about the room and smearing himself with them. Keebler Memorial Random Mischief Award to General Marshall Defense (Rob Gates) and Uriemou of the Elialu (Elizabeth Ditchburn) for being, in fact, Vels, and confusing the heck out of everyone by walking up imaginary steps and creating blue fireballs out of thin air. Maxwell Smart Memorial Fumble Award to L.A. Law (Meilin Wong) for failing to make sure that Corporal Red Short (Steve Worley) was, in fact, actually dead after she stabbed him. Dudley Do-Right Award for Conspicuous Heroism to Damon Alton (Adam Suchoki) for, among other things, trying to leap out of a fourth story window after G'skred after G'skred shot Felizia Aillard (Ellen Kranzer). The Aimee Yermish Most Sadly Deluded Award to the Circle of Arilinn for appointing as their primary guards Kssa of the Kiharr (Dave Henry), a black market assassin-for-hire, and Rakhal DiAsturien (Sarath Krishnaswamy), the founder and head of the Dark Tower. The Harry Teplitz Blind-Leading-the-Blind Award to the Nameless Conspiracy, composed of Esteban Lord Hastur (Charles Hope), Warner Brothers (John Conger) and Doc Holiday (David Miles) for failing to get past even the first riddle of a riddle path. The Harry Teplitz Asbestos Earmuffs Award to the Comyn Council for their meetings. The Paulette Struckman Squirm Away Award to General Will Travel (Erik Kay), for getting away clean even though the entire game knew who he was, with honorable mention to L.A. Law (Meilin Wong) for a splended jailbreak, Lionora Hastur (Kate Mahoney) for never letting the Circle find out that she actually had already been cured by the plague and had never actually lost all of her psi, and Danlyn Rockraven (Mike McGuirk), for not getting killed by the Dark Tower even after they attacked, tied up, drugged, and mind-reamed him. Laurence Olivier Acting Award to everyone who role-played the Ghost Wind so well, and to all the aliens who managed to talk like aliens. The JMike Hammond, Bill O'Neill, and Dave Krikorian Seven Minute Award, or "What do you mean I'm dead already?" to Guido D'Monet (Tony Camire) and Marshal Attack (Darren Frechette) for getting blown away less than eight hours into game action. New Awards ========== Maxwell Smart "Missed it by THAT much!" Award for near misses and bad timing to the Circle of Arilinn and the Bieraku, the first for almost-but-not-quite curing the plague about ten times, and the second for deciding to go massacre the Circle and missing them by two minutes. Size 14 Shoe Award (or, the Steve Peters "I have infiltrated the FALN" Award) for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time to Guido D'Monet (Tony Camire), for telling Bruna nha Druella (Donna Bell), a Bieraku, that he was hunting Bieraku. The Charles Hope Precognition Award for Solving Plotlines before Packet Handout to Charles Hope, for saying to the GMs a few days before packet handout "I bet Stormqueen is in the game, and I bet she's Rhonda Jane Rainbow." (Both completely accurate statements...) The "He Who Dies With the Most Toys Wins" Award for collecting the most items cards (particulary if most of them are basically useless) to Danlyn Rockraven (Mike McGuirk) for buying all sorts of random junk, including holovid players, lava lamps, and a water-powered portable fusion reactor; and to Kssa of the Kiharr (Dave Henry) for picking up a truly astounding number of guns, screns, swords, and so forth. The Donald Trump Wheeler-Dealer Award for bilking the most money out of the other players to Evander Darant (David Oh), with honorable mention to Danlyn Rockraven (Mike McGuirk) for the "Danlyn Rockraven Fund". The Rookie of the Year Award for Best Performance by a First-Time Player to Niki Bird for her fine performance as Mariel Alton. Special Awards ============== The 6.111 Award for Creative Networking: For the people who helped Rhonda Jane Rainbow (Leah Bateman) get rid of her unwanted guest, Dorilys Aldaran. The Party Pooper Award to Evander Darant (David Oh) for dropping a shuttle filled with explosives on Lord Valentine Hastur's Birthday Party (Cael MacAyre). The "My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma" Award to Dave Modiano, for striving to cure his character of the Plague in spite of the fact that his dying of it was a pre-arranged way to get Dave out of the game early, since he couldn't stay the whole time, actually succeeding, and then catching it again... The Javelin Catcher award to Conrad Fusion (Herb Miller) for catching the plague no less than twenty times during the course of the game. Done Goods ========== John Conger as Warner Brothers, Herb Miller as General Con Fusion, Leah Bateman as Rhonda Jane Rainbow/Tiffany Ridenow/Dorilys Aldaran/Stormqueen, Mark Kolb as Mulligoor the Grobullig, Charles Hope as Esteban Lord Hastur, Cale MacAyre as Lord Valentine Hastur, Adam Suckocki as Lord Damon Alton, David Oh as Evander Darant/Aldones/Geovial, Dave Modiano as Jord Leynier, Sarath Krishnaswamy as Rakhal DiAsturien, Kate Mahoney as Lady Lionora Hastur, Heidi Burgiel as Aluhanndra the Chieri, and Tim O'Malley as Brother Amaury. (Awards not given) Karen Voss Most Incriminating Statement Indiana Jones Derring-Do Snidely Whiplash