Aimee Yermish Most Sadly Deluded
   Captain Crunch Memorial Obnoxiousness
   Dan Peisach "Lucky Bastard"
   Debby Wallach Nonchalance
   Dudley Do-Right Derring-Do
   Harry Teplitz Asbestos Earmuffs
   Harry Teplitz Blind Leading the Blind
   Idi Amin Senseless Violence, or Terri Hohol Person Most Likely to
      Push the Button
   Karyn Voss Most Incriminating Statement(for a statement that sounds
      incriminating, but isn't)
   Keebler Memorial Random Mischief
   Larry, Curly and Moe "Necessity makes Strange Bedfellows"
   Lawrence Olivier Bringing the Most to a Role
   Maxwell Smart Memorial Fumble, "for snatching defeat from the jaws of
      victory"
   Maxwell Smart Missed it by That Much
   Paulette Struckman Squirm Away
   Rickland Powell Memorial Sadism
   Sid Probstein "I'm holding the floor, why are you all spinning
      around?" award for Best role playing of being under the
   Susanne Willart/Laura Baldwin Silly Violence Award
   Ollie North Anything for my Country
   Mike Elkins Grand Theft and Larceny
   Donald Trump Wheeler Dealer Award
   Tony Camire most Sincerely Wrong
   Harry Cane Die with Syle Award
   Rookie of the Year
   Mike Patton Where Did All These Bodies Come From
   Scott Centurino "Never say die."

And introducing the:

Interpol "I thought you had the truth serum" award.
Heather Grove Memorial Truthed with your own truth serum award.