AWARDS LIST FOR EIT!

TO:			AWARD:
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The Heinlein Cult       The TGIF Award, since they finally found the correct
			strain of the Friday Virus on Friday.

Ross Lippert		The Ross Lippert "I hit the nail on the head and
			thought it was my thumb" Award, for assuming that the
			Vegans were from Vega and allowing himself to be
			convinced they were just vegetarians.

Andrew Kraft and	The Snatching Defeat From the Jaws of Victory Award,
the Mafia		for starting out ridiculously well and then
			neglecting to kill or render unconscious Martin Martin
			before stashing him in a closet where he could make
			lots of noise and get found by the military.

Elise Martin		The Lawrence Olivier Excellence in Roleplaying Award

New SWORD		The Best Flight After Being Kicked Out Of The Nest
			Award, for managing to build the brainwashing device
			and get a major post-game win without any of the normal
			heinous resources that SWORD has.

Mark Rousculp		The Harry Teplitz "Blind Leading the Blind" Award,
			for convincing everyone that the effects of the LSC
			movies was a result of the change in Planck's constant.

Stephen Rinehart		The Player Under the Influence Award

Heather Cleary		The Character Under the Influence Award

Chris Montgomery	The Character Under the Influence Award

Derek Herrera,		The Twick and Sisted Award, for inventing new plots
Joe Boerjes, and	above and beyond the call of duty.
Stephen Rinehart

Alia Atlas		The Alia Atlas "Are You Sure This Isn't My Plot?"
			Award for digging up the Charles River Monster
			Controller and then asking where the Archaeological
			Dig was.

James Kirtley		The James Kirtley "You Mean That Was Your Plot?"
			Award for not only getting all his plots done but
			helping build the SEDS device, the Murphyon Generator,
			and the New SWORD Maytag Brain Washer/Dryer as well.

Jeremy Brown		The Jeremy Brown "Don't Arrest Me, I Need To
			Brainwash The World" Award, for convincing the General
			to let him go despite all the evidence against him.

Pistachio and		The Inflation Award for completely taking over the
Anti-Pistachio People	game with what was supposed to be a minor side-plot.

Tony Leier		The Tony Leier Prestidigitation Award for managing to
			build the SEDS Communication Device after having his
			stash and part of another stolen.

Bruce Applegate		The Random Mischeif Award for crawling into the
			ventilation ducts of CP Headquarters and setting fire
			to his stash of illicit drugs.

Mike Brown and		The Barry Walls "Anytime, Anywhere" Award for
Lucia Lim		seducing each other three times in CPHQ through the
			bars.

Anna Herbert		The Maxwell Smart "Missed It By That Much" Award,
			for having the correct strain of the Friday Virus
			in her hand and opening the wrong one, causing the
			entire planet to mutate horribly.

Robert Ringrose		The Maxwell Smart "Missed It By That Much" Award
			for having gathered all the items he needed to build
			the CEO and then getting killed.

Mike Brown		The Maxwell Smart "Missed It By That Much" Award
			for administering the correct strain of the virus to
			Deirdre Spring and then getting arrested before he
			could tell anyone about it.

Ellen Kranzer		The Ellen Kranzer "D'OH!" Award, for letting Watson
			out of the sealed room, getting knocked out by him,
			and subsequently being used as a test subject herself.

Nathan Wilmes and	The Somebody Else's Problem Field Award, for carrying
his assistants		an unconscious body down the second floor of the 
			Infinite Corridor, onto the first floor, and down to
			the basement of 9 at 9:30pm on a weeknight WITHOUT
			BEING SPOTTED BY AN NP!



YA DONE GOOD
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Sara Verrilli
Tony Leier
James Kirtley
Michael Moore
Dave Cho
Elizabeth Ditchburn
Derek Herrera
Nathan Sanders
Chris Hooker
Dan Winship
Nathan Wilmes


Thanks to all the people who played in our game.   We hope you enjoyed it as
much as we did!

--The Eit! GMs