Keebler Memorial Random Mischief: 

The Ghosts, for Shambling and Shoggothing above and beyond the call of duty.


Scott Centurino Never Say Die: 

Dan Brown (Ben Ward) for dying, being reanimated, performing his ritual
and then dying again.

Paul Butkiewicz (Maxwell Armstrong) for taking out a shambler with a 30
foot grenade toss to the belt buckle.


Richard Oliver Turning in his Grave award:

To the Archaeologists for having all their bulky and non-concealable
artifacts stolen.


BS Award:

Derek Herrera (Matthew Budic), for escaping being killed as a vampire,
and subsequently convincing a large number of people that he was John
Constantine. 

Dave Kern (Andrew Long) for his "getting in touch with the inner wolf"
story. 


Idi Amin Senseless Violence Award:

The CPs, for killing two people (Edward Hughes and Fred Levorsen) while
trying to arrest them.


Most Deluded award:

The entire game, for general cluelessness.

Anyone who believed Derek Herrera.

The Great Race, for catnapping Springers.

The CPs, for waiting for Fred Levorsen to regenerate after they killed
him, because they thought he was a werewolf.

Chris Merkel (Andy Savin) for telling Dracula that he would join his
Paranormal investigation team "As long as I can hunt vampires."

The Parapsychology team, for asking a DEA agent for opium.


Maxwell Smart "Missed it by *That* much" award:

Daniele Lantayne (Amanda Rushing) for coming really close to taking out
Theo Smith, but failing because Theo happened to be undead.

Sean Ningen (Chris Peterson) for *almost* taking out the good-guy mob,
except that his grenade stuck to his fingers and he blew himself up.


Dan Peisach "Lucky Bastard" award:

To everyone who didn't get killed by Sean's grenade.


Interpol Truthing Award:

To Andy Kraft (Jim Bob Beaumont) for asking Budic "Are you a vampire or
an evil wizard?" and accepting the response of "I am not an evil
wizard."


The "I'm perfectly sane, everyone else is insane and they're trying to
steal my magic bag!" award:

To Dave Modiano (Dirk Harshly) for roleplaying his insanity extremely well.


The "Nuke 'em from orbit -- it's the only way to be sure" award:

To the Predators, who decided the best way to make sure they killed the
Great Race was to kill *everyone*.


The Fyodor Rasputin Team Cannibalism award:

To Dave Kern (Andrew Long) for killing (and eating) the other members of
a team he was loyal to.


Ya Done Goods:

Dave Modiano
The Devoted


Newbie Awards:

Tom Chiu (Rick Jackson)
Dan Winship (Paul Reynolds)
Andrew Shultz (Sam Diamond)
Marcus Sarofim (David Wilhelm)


People who got their "wins":

Dan Winship and Andrew Shultz, for escaping in the ship to the Great
Race colony planets.

The Campus Crusade for Cthulhu, for getting the CPs to arrest them.

Allen Rosenberg, for surviving, with a pair of the PPIs gamma handcuffs,
which he could use to keep himself from going insane.

The Enigma ("Self"), for breaking all his Geases.