The Aimee Yermish Most Sadly Deluded Award to the entire game except: Harlan Huges (Rob Gates) Fumio Honda (Cael MacAyre) Aaron Kobe (Mike Bauer) Isoroku Kurita (Derrik Kong) Brent Ollibery (Bill O'Neill) Nanki-Poo (Kevin Iga) The Captain Crunch Memorial Obnoxiousness to William "Call me Bill" Voroshilov (Jon Monsarrat) for his constant repetition of the phrase, "you can call me Bill." The Dan Peisach "Lucky Bastard" Award for obscene dicing to Harlan Huges (Rob Gates) for making his roll for not being seen on the catwalks at the MRC when a guard came out of the elevator facing right towards where he was hiding. Honorable Mentions to Subhash Indrahar (Adam Suchocki) for tracking roll on Harlan after the same break in; Eric Jorgenson (Brian Kellner) for finding the about 4 footprints Harlan left during a previous break in; Harlan Huges, Duke Christopher Halas (David Oh), Duke Sean Teng (Harry Teplitz), and Tayless Gromminger (Mike Pattin) for consistantly making their disguise rolls even though they had no disguise ability; and finally to Kobayashi Maru (Mark Lillibridge) for having his fleet in the right place at the right time when the Steiner Fleet left. The Debby Wallach Nonchalance Award to Fumio Honda (Cael MacAyre) for sitting in the DCHC command bunker and informing the Stiener fleet of every move the DCHC was making allowing the Steiner fleet to turn in its countermoves to the GMs before the DCHC turned in its moves. The Harry Teplitz Asbestos Earmuffs Award to the Diplomats, Duke Chrisopher Halas (David Oh), Minoru Subashi (Dave Policar), and Duke Sean Teng (Harry Teplitz) for their meetings. Honorable mention to Olwine Windermere (Danny Loeb). The Harry Teplitz Blind Leading the Blind Award to Duke Christopher Halas (David Oh) and Duke Sean Teng (Harry Teplitz) for their actions after the break in at the MRC and the DCHC (Draconis Combine High Command) for just about everything they did. The Karyn Voss Most Incriminating Statement Award for saying something that sounds incriminating but is really quite innocent to Minoru Subashi (Dave Policar) for a letter he wrote to Moira Magnusson (Niki Bird) that convinced almost the entire game that he was recruiting Moira into the ISF when neither one of them was a member. The Keebler Memorial Random Mischief Award to Harlan Huges (Rob Gates) for leaving Hanse Davion's ring in General Kester Hsuin Chi's room. The Larry, Curly and Moe "Necessity makes Strange Bedfellows" Award to the 2nd Star League (Halas, Teng, and Gromminger) for their allience to remove the FFF from Kurita's hands. The Lawrence Olivier Award for bringing the most to a role to Kevin Iga for his portrayal of Nanki-Poo and Nico Garcia for his portrayal of Yamimoto Sumoshi. Honorable mentiom to David Oh. The Maxwell Smart Memorial Fumble Award, "for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory" to the DCHC for moving their units out of the targets of the Steiner invasion. The Maxwell Smart Missed it by That Much Award to Tirwan Li-Peng (Laura Baldwin) and Kobayashi Maru (Mark Lillibridge) for just missing intercepting very important messages with their mail monitoring and searching abilities. The Paulette Struckman Squirm Away Award to Tayless Gromminger (Mike Pattin) for being captured by the ISF and not tortured and not truth serumed and not giving away the name of the Steiner agent and to Yamimoto Sumoshi (Nico Garcia) for being release after his first arrest even though he had pickpocket almost half of the characters in the game. The Rickland Powell Memorial Sadism Award to Ichiro Ito (Tim O'Malley) for removing various body parts from his pets. The Mike Elkins Grand Theft and Larceny Award to Harlan Huges (Rob Gates) for stealing part of the ComStar Art Show and then smuggling the loot off planet in a ComStar ship. Honorable Mention to Isoroku Kurita (Derrik Kong) for stealing cash from all the dead players personal effects and everyone he arrested. The Laura Baldwin/Susanne Willard Silly Violence Award to Hibrari Shimosa (Susanne Willard) and Tirwan Li-Peng (Laura Baldwin) for declaring vendettas against the FASA books and then carrying them out. The Donald Trump Wheeler Dealer Award for bilking the most money out of the other playersto Yamimoto Sumoshi (Nico Garcia) for collecting some amazing sum of money in his begging bowl. The Rookie of the Year Award for Best Performance by a first time player to Mike Bauer for his portrayal of Aaron Kobe. NEW AWARDS: The Captain Bligh Award for inspiring one's troops to mutiny to General Kester Hsuin Chi (Coranth D'Gryphon). The Tony Camire most Sincerely Wrong Award for spreading information that is incredible wrong but being so sincere while doing it to (who else) Hiroshi Hayashi (Tony Camire) for the story about Minoru Subashi's ring actually being Theo's ring. The Harry Cane Die with Syle Award to Miyamoto Kurita (Eon Harry) for committing sepukku in the last few minutes of the game, thus extending game action fifteen minutes while everyone stood at attention until he finally keeled over. The We Wrote That ?!? Award for the character most unlike anything the GMs wrote to General Bill Voroshilov (Jon Monsarrat). The Caveman Award for bringing the least subtlety to a role to Adam Suchocki for his portrayal of Subhash Indrahar and getting House Kurita in trouble with just about everyone. SPECIAL AWARDS: The Bud Davion Golden "Oh Well" Award for troops defeated by being baddly outnumbered to Hibrari Shimosa's 2nd Battalion for the first battle of the war game. YA DONE GOODS: Tony Camire as Hiroshi Hayashi, he tried against overwhelming odds. Kevin Iga as Nanki-Poo Derrik Kong as Isoroku Kurita Danny Leob as Olwine Windermere Dave Policar as Minoru Subashi Meilin Wong as Zara Ambermarle for her incredible exposives triggers (and of course everybody who played) MASTER NOMINATION: Cael MacAyre NOT AWARDED FOR THIS GAME: The Dudley Do-Right Derring-Do Award. The Idi Amin Senseless Violence, or Terri Hohol Person Most Likely to Push the Button Award. The Lang Zerner "We wish he wasn't already a Master so we could nominate him" Award. The Ollie North Anything for my Country Award. Size 14 Shoe Award (or, the Steve Peters "I have infiltrated the FALN" Award) for saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. The "He Who Dies With the Most Toys Wins" Award The JMike Hammond, Bill O'Neill, and Dave Krikorian Seven Minute Award, or "What do you mean I'm dead already?"