Laurence Olivier Bringing the Most to a Role: Cael MacAyre (CAPTAIN CAPACITOR!)

Keebler Memorial Random Mischief: Ross Lippert (the Harmless), who
	caused crowds of people to run into the hallways over and over
	again as he clicked the Building 1 clipboards...

Scott Centurino Never Say Die: Tim O'Malley (William Liebowitz), in
	his final attempt to get someone to shoot Drake

Ryan Rifkin Plot Acquisition: Andrew Kraft (Hidalgo Ferreira), for
	collecting Montoya swords.

Frank Pelkofer Shortest Term in Office: Frank Pelkofer (Heinrich
	LaVole), for winning the nine-day game but not the ten-day...

Interpol Truthing: the mob that telol'ed Hector Stone and asked if he
	had assaulted Sue-Ellen Montoya in Building 1, when it had
	been in Building 2.

Is Stig, is award.  Is greatest influence on game speech: is Mike
	Person.

Best Last Words: "Let me get myself a more comfortable position,"
	Eugene Shuster (Andrew Bryant), about to be killed by his
	teammates.
(runner-up) "I wish you would put your gun away," Dan Brown (the Pope)

Maxwell Smart "Missed it by *That* Much": Cael MacAyre (CAPTAIN
	CAPACITOR!), who got his Perpetual Peace Device put together
	just as Hermes magically stole the critical component.

Harry Teplitz Asbestos Earmuffs for in-character flaming: Stephen
	Rinehart (Ryan Albacore), for numerous UN meetings.
(runner-up): Herb Miller (Bill Sagan), for ten minutes of loud
	distress when his fingers were decreated...

James Quirk Memorial "Hey, look what I found": James Quirk (Deng
	Xiaopeng), for finding four Items of Power in two hours (three
	of them in the Lost and Found)

Out with a Blaze of Glory: Rachel Molinaar (Theora Lorax), for taking
	out one superhero (the Warlock) and nearly making it two
	(Ubermensch). 

CAPTAIN CAPACITOR "TRUST ME, I'M A SUPERVILLAIN!": Cael MacAyre
	(CAPTAIN CAPACITOR), for getting people to give him RTI's and
	argonite and let him build a nuclear bomb...

the Scriptwriters award, to people who put in all the plots we had
	taken out pregame, including the fact that the EIT was trying
 	to kill Arthur King (which was "known to everyone" by day
	two), that Inspector Javert was the head of Security (which he
	became once Poirot died), and Gargoyle and Billy Dee being the
	same person (which they nearly did, when Gargoyle was killed
	and Billy Dee was given Gargoyle's powers). 

Brian Litofsky Memorial "I wanted to rule the world, not save it!":
	Brian Litofsky (Heiko Tonegawa), for removing five major world
	threats (including two destroy-the-world plots) when he just
	wanted to brainwash them.

"What a Cool Game:" September (the Dalai Lama), for playing in a
	really cool game, just not quite the one we wrote.

Paulette Struckman Squirm Away: Jeremy Brown (Ahmed Saladin), for
	escaping from the kludgeite, escape-proof, jail.

Maxwell Smart "Snatching Defeat from the Jaws of Victory": Jeremy
	Brown (Saladin), for wandering into town square and being put
	right back in jail.

Hannibal Lector gourmand award: Matthew Scheuring (Hector Stone), for
	eating several Montoyas, including Mario, who "tasted rather
	like a Bar None."

"It's So Crazy It Might Work" to several people with very cool plans:
	Peter Ivanov (Louis Jones), for the sample implant detector
	Jamie Morris (Fyodor Rasputin), for a very strange forged
	 letter from Helena Montana detail
	Derek Herrera (Mr. Chang), for cortex bombing the world
	 shield.

Presley Smith Pyrrhic Victory: Jeff Foley (Presley Smith), for finding
	Elvis, in the jar next door.

Impressive First Time Players:
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Morris Matsa (Split Second)
Matthew Scheuring (Hector Stone)
Rachel Molinaar (Theora Lorax)
Peter Ivanov (Louis Jones)
Jennifer Santos (Josephine Drexler)
Matthew Goodman (Michelangelo Montoya)

Done Goods:
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Pete Gast (the Warlock)
Herb Miller (Bill Sagan)
Jamie Morris (Fyodor Rasputin)
Andrew Kraft (Hidalgo Ferreira)
Brian Litofsky (Heiko Tonegawa)
Mike Person (Alex Napier/Stig)

and, finally, since Mahk was the author of the new standing policy, we
probably should have passed around a petition, but that's the new way,
and he won the old way (ruling the world three ways from Sunday, and
on the ragged edge of disaster the whole time), so we're doing it the
old way and nominating Mark Rousculp for Master Assassin.