Masters:

	Jeff Arenberg (Cult of the Apocolypse leader)
	Rickland Powell (Cult of the Apolcolypse second / vampire)

The Paulette Struckman Squirm Away Award -- To Dave Policar for fabricating the
Whitefire Cult and tricking most of the Sub-genius and neutrals into believing
it with a faked truth spell

The Aimee Yermish Most Sadly Deluded Award -- Jointly to Tony Schinella and
Heidi Burgiel for events leading to the death of Andy, and significantly
helping the Cult figure out the demon sigil

The I'm Holding the Floor, Why are you all Spinning Around Award for
playing under the influence of alcohol -- Dave Henry for his excellent
portreyal of a character tripping on LSD

The Maxwell Smart Memorial Fumble Award -- Mike Lake for constructing a
wonderful time bomb, but missetting the time by 12 hours

The Idi Amin Senseless Violence (also known as the Terri Hohol Person
Most Likely to Push the Button) Award -- To the LSCTS (Ladies Sewing Circle and
Terrorist Society) for the destruction of the Great Sail

The Karyn Voss Most Incriminating Statement Award -- To Aimee Yermish for the
courtroom statement: "So when did you kill him, Billo ?"

The Rickland Powell Sadism Award -- To Rickland Powell for the ghastly torture
of his newlywed wife, CJ Mallion