Aimee Yermish Most Sadly Deluded Blazing Saddles "Nobody Moves or I Shoot the Nigger" Award Adam, for his star performance in the hostage crisis. Captain Crunch Memorial Obnoxious Award Sarath and Steven for poking their heads in the door during Sherriann's resignation speech and saying "We accept your resignation". Dan Peisach "you lucky bastard" Wes Carrol, for bugging Lydia Rocca-Wheatley's room where the secret meeting happened and finding the warehouse with the German research plant by accident. Dave Policar Memorial Whitefire Cult You can fool all of the people all of the time bullshit award. Sarath, for conning his way out of every time he was caught. Debby Wallach Nonchalant Award Idi Amin Senseless Violence, or Terri Hohol Person Most Likely to Push the Button Adam Suckowcki, for being likely to *release* the button Dudley Do-Right Derring-Do Sean Ningen, for trying to disarm the bomb himself. Harry Teplitz Asbestos Earmuffs Harry Teplitz Blind Leading the Blind Karyn Voss Most Incriminating Statement Sarath, for saying "If you read that, we might have to use them". Sean for saying "I was supposed to cut the cord and disarm the bomb with it". Jeff for saying "I'm MI-6". Keebler Memorial Random Mischief Lang Zerner "We wish he weren't a master already, so we could nominate him" Larry, Curly and Moe "Necessity makes Strange Bedfellows" Sarath and Sherriann, for their fascinating evening together. Thieves' Guild and Greg for both plotting to break Adam out of jail Laura Baldwin/Suzzane Willert Silly Violence Award: Lawrence Olivier Bringing the Most to a Role David Kern and Marc LeBlanc, for their performance during questioning Maxwell Smart Memorial Fumble, "for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory" Jeremy Brown, for getting blown away by a Soviet sniper sniper just as he was reaching the Germans The Mike Elkins Grand Theft and Larceny Award Sherriann, Charles, Scott, and .... for stealing the briefcase with the secret documents from Sarath Ollie North Most Blatant Abuse of ------ Security privileges, Sarath, for saying "If you read that, you'll be dead by morning. Steven Rhinehart, for getting a gun, silencer, chemical sniffer, and laser window tap via diplomatic pouch. Paulette Struckman Squirm Away Jeremy Brown, for escaping capture in the hotel. Rickland Powell Memorial Sadism The Sarath Krishnaswamy Memorial Coronary Award (awarded to the player who has come closest to giving the GM's a heart attack): Sid Probstein "I'm holding the floor, why are you all spinning around?" award for Best Play While Under the Influence *RETIRED* The Tony Camire Most Sincerely Wrong Award: Everyone who thought the "nuclear terrorists" were connected with the research lab Ya Done Good