The Keebler Memorial Random Mischief Award:
 to Turner (Rob Gruhl) and Sofia (Heather Grove), for placing white
 lace lingerie in the Endicotts' bedroom.

 to Jaye (Jeremy Brown) for various levitation tricks involving the
 Royal Crown and Sceptre.

 and to the rest of the Fey, for the playing cards, the flying money
 at Virtue's execution, and other... well, Random Mischief.

The Idi Amin Senseless Violence Award:
 to ex-Archprelate Virtue (Marlon Shows) for killing three people with
 the game's only three fireballs on the last night of game (just to do
 *something* evil)

The Bullshit Award:
 to Lord Robert Warren (Andy Kraft) for the Spiritual Plague blood
 test story.

The ``Most Deluded'' Award:
 to all the bad guys who thought that there was a ``detect evil'' mechanic
 in game...

 honorable mention:
  - to all the law and order folks who thought torture was a truthing
    mechanic.
  - to everyone who believed the spiritual plague story
  - to James Colby (Jeffrey Gold) for thinking he was the head of JIP,
    and telling the *real* head of JIP this..

The Paulette Struckman Squirm-Away Award:
 to Homer (Rob Ringrose) and Prudencia (Bean), for avoiding the pat-down
 search after Karin's burning, when one was non-corporeal, and the other
 was carrying FIVE muskets.

 Honorable Mention to Molly (Debbie Rhoads), for getting out of prison 
 without saying a word about what she was up to.

The Hannibal Lecter Gourmand Award:
 to Clayton (Leo Gonzalez) for cooking a delicious meal out of Prince
 Ralph's head.

The Character Under the Influence Award:
 to Queen Elinor (Sybil Shearin) for getting drunk (because of the Fey) 
 after the Prince's wedding.

 to Alan von Bismarck (Alan Glazer) after becoming a full Fey.

The ``Don't arrest me, I need to brainwash the world!'' Award:
 to Corbin (Morris Matsa), for being `exiled' from Julesburg with all of
 the clothing and equipment to act as an official agent of the King of
 Chelmsland AFTER being caught as a Jeht spy.

The Maxwell Smart ``Missed it by _that_ much!'' Award:
 to Piedro (Tom Giordano) and Rosa (Megan McCallion), for searching all of
 the Green Building, *including* the 7th floor, but not finding the First
 Stone.

 Honorable Mention to everyone who searched from the basement up to fifth
 floor, and from the 18th down to the 10th floor looking for the First
 Stone. (It was on a bulletin board on the 7th floor, in plain view.)

The Harry Teplitz ``Asbestos Earmuffs'' Award for In-Character Flaming:
 to Sebastien Merkion (Mark Rousculp).

The Frank Pelkofer *2nd* Shortest Term in Office Award:
 to King Ralph (Frank Pelkofer) for his early demise.

The Andy Kraft ``Excellence in Truthing'' Award:
 to Archprelates Innocence, Virtue, and Patience (Ross Lippert, Marlon
 Shows, Desmond Arias), for accepting Mario's insistence that _The_Family_
 had nothing to do with Peter's kidnapping. (Mario [Jan-Willem Maessen]
 had done it on his own.)

The Derek Herrera ``I am not an evil wizard'' award:
 to Lady Marion Darcey (Kate Mahoney), for very truthfully insisting,
 ``I'm not a necromancer.'' Too bad she *was* an evil wizard.

The ``Would the Real Missy Please Stand Up'' Award:
 to Penn (Mike Whitson), for pouring his heart out to Leah Schechter,
 only to have her tell him, ``I'm not Missy.''

The ``Totally Longest Sentence'' Award:
 to the authors of the wedding ceremony. You know who you are. We don't
 think we want to...

Best Last Words:
 Benjamin (Bruce Applegate): ``Put your hands where I can see them,'' to
 James Colby (Jeffrey Gold), who then put his hands, and his crossbow,
 where Benjamin could see them...

The ``I'm not paranoid, everyone really IS out to get me'' Award:
 to the New Deists (Beretta's group), for being eited six times in a
 twelve hour period. (And if only ONE of those hadn't happened, they
 probably STILL could have accomplished their game goal.)

The ``Nothing happens! It's a GAZEBO!'' Award:
 to Robert Warren (Andy Kraft) and Sebastien Merkion (Mark Rousculp),
 who did everything short of using gunpowder to try to destroy the
 magic window on the 8th floor of 36. (No, that wouldn't have worked
 either!)

The ``You Get What You Pay For'' Award:
 to Pervis Lancillotto (Tom Chiu), for paying Ruby 6 CHELMERS for
 sleeping with her, due to confusion about which widget was which.
 Of course, at that point, no one knew she was going to be the
 Messiah...

The Eric Rains ``Betray Your Own Secret Group'' Award:
 to Samuel (Eric Rains), for realizing that the Holy Order of Saint
 Quentin was going to lose badly, changing sides, and betraying the
 entire organization (including countless NPCs!)

The Most Penitent Award:
 to Samuel (Eric Rains), for his page-and-a-half long prayer for
 forgiveness for being a member of the Holy Order of Quentin.

The Foot-In-Mouth Award:
 to Robert Warren (Andy Kraft) for repeated slip-ups that couldn't
 have helped keep the Holy Order of Quentin a secret---``As a
 representative of the Order, uh, I mean _law and order_''...

The Martin Luther Excellence in Reformation Award:
 to Ernest (Dean Christakos), David (Dean Chung), Lena (Emily Havens),
 and Ruby (Sara Verilli), for their reforms on the Temple.

The ``Please Don't Let Me Starve to Death'' Award:
 to Mark (Jamie Morris), for being ready to come into game at any time
 during the 80 hours that he was starving to death in the double-hidden
 room in the depths of the dungeons.

The ``Brady Bunch'' Award:
 to the Highdale Family (Matthew Gray, Jenise Bushman, Yuying Chen, Leah
 Schechter, and Mike Whitson).  'Nuff said.

The Tearjerker Award:
 to Katherine and Keaton Endicott (Dark Jen and Brian Bermack), for
 their letters to their daughter Tiffany (publicly Logan---Calista 
 `Cat' Tait)

The Frank Sinatra ``I'll Do It My Way'' Award:
 to Jaye, Turner, Simon, and Boris (Jeremy Brown, Rob Gruhl, rif, and
 Pete Gast), for climbing up the OUTSIDE of the tower, and THEN
 discovering the tunnels.

The ``We Like Your Costume'' Award:
 to everyone who dressed up for our game.  This is a tradition we'd
 like to see continued...

The Laurence Olivier Excellence in Roleplaying Award:
 Yes, there are a lot of you, but we decided that you all deserved
 it...
 Moose 		(James Quirk)
 Boris 		(Peter Gast)
 Ashley 	(Elizabeth Ditchburn)
 Burro 		(Michael Moore)
 Ruby 		(Sara Verilli)
 Queen Elinor 	(Sybil Shearin)
 King Alfred 	(bert Dvornik)
 Lord Merkion	(Mark Rousculp)
 Christa 	(Andrea Humez)
 Homer 		(Robert Ringrose)

New Player Awards:
 Congrats to ALL of the new players; you impressed us with your
 roleplaying abilities, made-up stories, and general cluefulness.

 Special recognition goes to Archprelate Virtue (Marlon Shows), Lena
 (Emily Havens), Penn (Michael Whitson), and Ernest (Dean Christakos),
 for making us forget at times that this was your first 10-day game.


``Ya Done Good'' Awards:
 Again, there are a lot of you, but you all deserve the recognition for
 getting your goals accomplished and generally for a job well done...

 to Ashley (Elizabeth Ditchburn), Clayton (Leo Gonzalez), David (Dean
 Chung), Domingo (Owen Wessling), Elinor (Sybil Shearin), Gurnsey
 (Nathan Wilmes), Jaye (Jeremy Brown), Mandax (James Kirtley), Molly
 (Debbie Rhoads), Nico (Edgar Ngwenya), Prudencia (Bean), Ruby (Sara
 Verilli), Sofia (Heather Grove), Stefan (Nico Garcia), Stuart
 Blackstone (Tony Leier), and Alfred (bert Dvornik).