1.
Bush offers jobs while
Gephardt promises handouts
but no solutions.
2.
Liberal to-dos:
First--smear both Bush and Cheney.
Last--truth and justice.
3.
What's my Pin Number?
Not this, or that--I'm Gandalf
At Moria's doors
4.
New Olympic sports
Anthrax breath hold, airplane jump
Bomb duck, bullet dodge
5.
Ethically bankrupt.
Politically bankrupt.
Enron & Dubya.
6.
So, John Lindh wishes
to get closer to Allah.
Good riddance, godspeed.
7.
Flag-wrapped Bush budget
War outsourced to working class
While rich reap tax cuts
8.
have not found it yet
many bombs rained on its cave
maybe we killed it
9.
minister commands
no career at the office
can not move people
10.
Elephants, donkeys
Unite against enemy:
Real campaign reform
11.
Figure-skating judge
wins gold for hypocrisy,
not presentation.
12.
Jamie, Elena
Two gold-medal babes for sure
And great skaters too
13.
"A+" for Yang Yang
Victory on the short track
Ends China's long drought
14.
No sci-fi novel
Provides a twist more bizarre
Than Bradbury's win
15.
Talking to chat bots
On a lonely winter night--
Echoing my words
16.
Lips say "No veto"
Hips say "You'd better kill it"
Shays-Meehan Bushspeak
17.
Bread for brainwashing:
Madrasah deal. Catechism?
Wafer for groping.