1.
NBA playoffs;
apparently strike's over.
Rich men in sneakers.
2.
The sun rose up high,
bright, yellow, and beautiful,
keeping us happy.
3.
Men's conversation:
"How are you feeling today?"
"Not well." "Get better."
4.
Clinton names Hormel
Bane of right-wing homophobes
First SPAMbassador
5.
Thou shalt not kill me!
Readeth these Ten Commandments,
Sayeth Goliath.
6.
Purple tubby--gay
Carries purse--high voice--must be!
Ridiculous shit!
7.
Innocent sleep...yes.
That's it--I was sleep-walking!
Stab stab...still asleep!