1.
I scratch my belly
An ape, sitting at my desk.
ook ook, computer
2.
Steinbrenner butts out.
Joe Torre wins it again.
"Hey, George! Butt back in!"
3.
W.'s IQ
will lower bar for White House.
Anyone can be...
4.
WalMart needs big space,
Supervisors lick chops; grin,
They have "NO" power.
5.
You know where you stand.
But you don't know where he stands.
George W. Bush.
6.
Sleepy tomato,
dangling peacefully from vine,
humming lullabies.
7.
Republican plan:
Low taxes, low wages, low...
Say Mississippi.
8.
The make and the mild
Tragically pained and hungry
But they have their god
9.
Tomatoes riot,
colliding, smashing, squishing,
till none left to eat.
10.
Gleaming scarlet leaf,
vain in its lofty splendor,
feels gravity's tug.
11.
Vegetarians.
United in the garden.
"No meat forever!"
12.
Better than starving.
'Tis the season for bad taste.
Rutabagas wait.
13.
Geneology.
Rutabaga history.
Revealing their roots.
14.
Rutabaga sliced.
Undercut by shallow spade.
Wandering rootless.
15.
Rutabaga strikes.
Refuses to be eaten.
Millions cheer good news.
16.
Root cellar surprise.
Rutabaga sees the light.
Just kid with flashlight.
17.
Newest form of "KU."
Universal repellent.
Rutabagaku.
18.
Pikachu, Squirtle.
Pokémon ruling the world.
These things are stupid!
19.
Clap! The gavel falls.
Through gaps in shuddering leaves:
The bright hungry soil.
20.
A glimpse of the field
Expansively opens doors
To a sad closed soul.
21.
Given in to thought
I've read on yet unimpressed
Read on more--not I
22.
Pink-skinned baby crawls,
destination yet unknown,
curious world waits.
23.
Striped cat stalks red bird;
indiff'rent Nature watches;
breeze blows scent wrong way.
24.
she waits on lust-stained
sheets for his affirmation
of her worthiness
25.
Shocking pink winter
Solstice baby with fire hair
And a fragile heart
26.
Watching his silent
sleep, she breathes in his beauty
and prays for his peace.
27.
"freedom needs limits
pass me some more cocaine, boys"
executive perk
28.
Congress, the obverse
of progress, nothing gets done
but their pay goes up.
29.
Ghost of his father
whispers wishes of greatness.
He already is.
30.
Silent ice crystals
spider across my windshield.
Welcome, December!