1.
politicians speak
during the chili cook-off
cow-chip throwing bout
2.
Has a sportswriter
Ever been hired to manage
A major league team.
3.
Does a manager
Know enough about baseball
To call a talkshow.
4.
political truths
draw voters into the dark
American lies
5.
Nader is kicked out,
can't speak or watch debaters.
Pink Greens vow revenge.
6.
Candidates revise
their histories in public.
Why do we let them?
7.
Elections reduced
to cynical style contests.
Blame television.
8.
Israel and Arabs
at war over the West Bank.
So what else is new?
9.
Teenage girl must stand,
no seats in classroom--so Al
invents the Internet.
10.
Editorials
in Haiku form make their point;
Efficiently, too!
11.
Dot Coms falling short
So now what can we expect
Virtual breadlines
12.
Bush and Gore confound
As many voters can't wait
For more of the same
13.
I can't believe it!
Dallas Cowboys lost again!
Campo is sweating.
14.
R U 4 8 6
What is the world coming to?
Life is not a choice.
15.
Too bad for Nader
Doesn't have a snowball's chance
Just like the Corvair
16.
The Internet gives
Candidates a new platform
My computer yawns
17.
The downward spiral
China gets normal trade and
U.S. gets shafted!
18.
The Republican,
he believes in self-control,
higher intellect.
19.
Good old Democrat,
he knows what is best for you!
In government trust.
20.
Gore operative
leaks Bush tape to Al; do you
recall Watergate?
21.
Two suits promise to
spend us to prosperity
with our own money.
22.
A tax cut does not
"Give money away"--you can't
give me what's still mine.
23.
Free drugs for the old
We'll vote them out of thin air
Economics? Ha!
24.
Government programs:
When all you have are hammers
all tasks look like nails.
25.
Don't like abortion?
Don't have one then. It's a free
country--deal with it.
26.
Odd that the folks who
say we can't plan a safe nuke
plan economies.
27.
Democrats try to
be all things to all people.
Unachievable.
28.
Gun registration.
Will this keep our children safe?
Believe me, it won't.
29.
Inside the Beltway
stuck with the liberal pukes.
Founding Fathers sigh.
30.
Where are unborn rights?
When we make it too easy
To kill the unborn
31.
Viagra's covered
by health insurance contracts;
But "the pill" is not!
32.
Arab terrorists
Blow a big hole in the Cole.
Two can play that game.
33.
Founding fathers were
"liberal pukes" in their day
to our benefit.
34.
R U 4 8 6?
Why, yes, I sure am. Choice rules!
American way.
35.
The Republican
Gives tax cuts to rich buddies
"Work harder, poor folks"
36.
Bush operative
Leaks Bush tape to Gore. Dumb plan.
They are from Texas.
37.
Founding fathers must
roll in their graves when compared
to liberals now.
38.
A level tax cut:
if you paid more, you save more.
"Rich"--a red herring.
39.
The Democrat wants
high taxes for "the rich" to
punish achievement.
40.
Why do we stand by
watching as lawyers tear down
our God given rights?
41.
Compared to King George
Founding Fathers were Marxists.
Liberal indeed.
42.
Founding fathers, dead,
are still much smarter than Bush,
the smirking fratboy
43.
Bush, Cheney, they are
compassionate, don't you know.
Big oil needs our love.
44.
Cut social programs,
the rich folks need a tax cut.
Christian Charity?
45.
Today's "liberal"
wants a big centralized state
just like old King George.
46.
No comparison
can make the founders Marxists.
Compare their tenets.
47.
Words' meaning changes.
We should now call the founders
"Libertarian."
48.
"Libertarian"?
Code word for liberal who
Doesn't like taxes
49.
Libertarians
and liberals disagree
about gun control.
50.
Libertarians
and liberals disagree
on the welfare state.
51.
Libertarians
and liberals disagree
on education.
52.
Libertarians
and liberals disagree
about SSA.
53.
Libertarians
and liberals disagree
about PBS.
54.
Libertarians
and liberals disagree
on the ADA.
55.
Libertarians
and liberals disagree
about hate crime laws.
56.
It's more than taxes.
It's individual rights
vs. state power.
57.
(Now that that's been said
we do agree on some things
such as abortion.)
58.
Agreement is good
Opinions don't mean too much
Edku's just for fun
59.
When does life begin?
Try Genesis 2:7.
God didn't mean that!
60.
Libertarian?
Do not throw your vote away
You must vote for Bush
61.
I do not agree
with all things Republican
but, I despise Gore.
62.
A vote for Harry
is a vote for Gore, do you
remember Perot?
63.
If not for Ross, Bush
would have been reelected.
No third party votes!
64.
If you hate Al Gore
you must vote for George Dub-ya,
lesser of evils.
65.
Vice President Gore
will do nothing but limit
personal freedom.
66.
Without personal
freedom, we might as well move
back to Great Britain.
67.
Five rings in a row
Money buys a great roster
Your pinstripes look dumb
68.
A subway series
While my poor Sox are for sale
Can Pedro buy them?
69.
Cold gray Wall Street sky
Traders shiver as Dow dips
Blue chips flutter down
70.
People love to bash
Everything about Texas
Jealousy prevails
71.
Sharp tusks approaching
The herd revolts in fury
Guei runs for his life
82.
Alberto flounders
Peru's puppet without strings
Where's your "self coup" now?
83.
Mets and Yankees fans
Arguing on the subway
A homeless man yawns
84.
Sun sets as Al Gore
Contemplates ending career
He finds his Nadir