2.
Harry Wu wakes up.
In horror he sees that he's
Missing his liver.
3.
They scrubbed his genes and
Hung the body to drip-dry.
An ethnic cleansing.
4.
Green Peace vessel lured
To island by distress call.
Sign reads, "Adieu!" BOOM!!
5.
Cellular phone rep
Killed in Algeria. Thought
He said "secular."
6.
Black marketeers wear
Blue helmets in Mozambique.
A red-faced Boutros.
7.
Hamas bombs a bus.
The settlers gun down Arabs.
Mid-East peace process.
8.
Yeltsin's war on crime:
Calling for secession is
Capital offense.
9.
Why did Saddam's men
Defect? They just wished to shave
Off that damned mustache.