SPAM Haiku 12101-12200

Move backwards to Numbers 12001-12100.

12101.
Clintonized pink meat:
Tender, loving, pleasuring--
Hillary take me!

--Ovah D. Hill

12102.
I love Hillary
More than I love Hormel SPAM--
Do you think I'm odd?

--Hilary Kisset, Legpit@crotch.com

12103.
Oh no, Mr. Bill,
Hillary dickeried naught--
But the pink SPAM clam.

--Anonymous

12104.
Your seester's bloomers
Lumpy and fill with SPAM churd--
Nice topography.

--Hector Carajo, Ponce

12105.
Canned perspiration
Of the swine variety--
Corkscrewed pink...I think.

--Hector Carajo, Ponce PR

12106.
On the old farmstead
Pigs root the maggoted heap--
As they turn to SPAM.

--O McDonald

12107.
Canned ham looks at SPAM
Laughing until its sides split--
Monica lunch meat.

--Evan Steven, evan@trump.net

12108.
SPAM's not for woosies;
SPAM is Archie Bunker food--
For the working man.

--Edie Bunker

12109.
Monica eats SPAM
Coated with Bill's love syrup--
Buddy the dog's next.

--Al Gloss

12110.
SPAM under pop top
Or are they pubic fuzzies
Clarence Thomas knows

--Howie Survived, no1nos

12111.
Who'd sign their true name
To ridiculous SPAMku?
No one but the kings.

--Elvis, Edward and Clinton, and not-so-wise-guys

12112.
Defective canned shoat
Called Pink Procrastination--
Eat it tomorrow.

--Hilarity Strapon, jock@kentnot.com

12113.
Salty? Yes! Fat? Yes!
Nourishing and good tasting? No!
Hmmm....two out of three.

--Yogi Bearer

12114.
SPAM alternative
Asian dish "Sum Yung/Honey"
Do not use chopsticks

--Howie Lovett, How2gaun.edu

12115.
Spammy the Pig's dead
Took three in the hat--kaput!
Pass the SPAMMY please

--Dead Pig Sangwich, Call Mumbles Menino Boston, Ma.

12116.
Sows farrow piglets
To be smashed into SPAM mush--
Wheee! All the way home?

--Petunia's Brood, Petunia@fatnet.com

12117.
Three little piggies--
Eenie, meenie, minie, thwarp!
Grist for the SPAM can.

--I.B. DeWolfe, Huffnpuff@linusnup.org

12118.
Surfing the net for
Turgid verse about canned meat.
Found the pork Green Room.

--Robert Ryu, r-ryu@nwu.edu

12119.
Comeré SPAMón
Dices que no es bueno.
¡Él tiene sabor!

--Mike Cherepko, cherepko@prodigy.net

12120.
Te compré SPAMón.
Tú vas a comerlo y
Vas a amarlo.

--Mike Cherepko, cherepko@prodigy.net

12121.
Ted "Splash!" Kennedy,
Semen stains on his necktie--
No witnesses please.

--John Appleworthy, johnny@onthe spot.com

12122.
SPAM I love thee true
Let me honey ham moon you--
How's this me lovely.....( ! ) ?

--Rev. Moon, honeyhamm@a&p.com

12123.
Hey paw, maw cooked SPAM.
Phrrrrrt! Was the old man's reply--
Heading for the hills.

--Zebediah Walton, WV or bust!

12124.
Barnicle is back.
He claims to be glad and flawed--
Should be bad and flogged.

--Barnicled Agin

12125.
Pig does final dance:
Iron skillet curls black smoke.
French mustard, white bread.

--Nathan Henderson, nah1@oag.state.tx.us

12126.
Grand conspiracy:
SPAM "cleanses" the U.S. poor--
The right wing again.

--Doojie Dust

12127.
SPAM smells like tired feet,
Looks like elephantine snot--
But it tastes like LOVE.

--Lew Insky

12128.
SPAM bites donkey, Dick.
Nixon knew that when alive--
If he ever was.

--Mon Ica

12129.
Deep in SPAM's pink womb
Issue was never good taste--
Not in Arkansas.

--Geo Graphy, His Story

12130.
There's no beginning
And the end is not in sight--
The pain of SPAMku.

--Hiawatha Goldstein

12131.
Jolly old England
Should be the home of pink SPAM--
It just smells that way.

--Texaz Kowboy, Keniduit@once.net

12132.
SPAM sure is awful
But it's still legitimate--
Unlike Bubba Bill.

--Texaz Kowboy, Keniduit@once.net

12133.
Ate SPAM at Joe's Grill
Stymied my body functions
And Clintoned my stool

--SPAMerican Spam Pie

12134.
Flagons of SPAM ick.
Sit on the bar awaiting
The Apocalypse.

--SPAMerican SPAM Pie

12135.
Children of the SPAM
Walk ye the straight and narrow--
Supermarket aisles.

--St Opandshop, igaa&p@mall.com

12136.
Following your nose
Will never lead you to SPAM
Unless you're a dog.

--Lassie Goaweigh, sniffsniff@rear.tail

12137.
this spam got mad gas
smelly nasty horrible
is he clean steven?

--guppy 66 dysprosium

12138.
Heads, shoulders, knees, toes
Tender morsels, off the bone
How I love SPAM so!

--Obernoinkman

12139.
Addictions of mine.
Afrin, nicotine, and Spam
road to destruction.

--David Miller, dmmiller@onramp.net

12140.
Hot pink in cool blue.
Check can: "Best-used-by" label
needs four digit year.

--Michael Kenniston, michael.kenniston@alum.wpi.edu

12141.
Cold, blustery day
Starvation drives me to it
Key breaks, my tears freeze

--Drew W. Saunders, Drew.Saunders@Stanford.EDU

12142.
Soft cherry blossom
Opens slowly, fragrantly
Like a fresh blue can

--Drew W. Saunders, Drew.Saunders@Stanford.EDU

12143.
Blazing, bright noon sun
Kitchen hot, can on asphalt,
Cooks in its juices

--Drew W. Saunders, Drew.Saunders@Stanford.EDU

12144.
Crisp air, falling leaves
Celebrate harvest bounty
Cheaper by the case!

--Drew W. Saunders, Drew.Saunders@Stanford.EDU

12145.
Lingering pinkness,
Amnesia improves SPAM--
What was I saying?

--Ronald Reagan

12146.
Bill Clinton eats it.
It's in none of the food groups--
Boycott Hormel SPAM.

--Capt. SPAMerica, Yes he does, Yes he does...

12147.
Put SPAM in your shorts.
Gotta keep your pork warm guys--
Improves SPAM's flavor.

--Moni Calewinsky, hudj@primenet.com

12148.
Wingless butterflies
Crawl around in my colon
Like pesky gerbils.

--After Eating Spam

12149.
Blinking dollar signs:
Make money fast and get rich!
Oh. You mean the meat.

--Sunny, sunnyd@efn.org

12150.
SPAM for supper dear.
I'll be a little late sweets--
Yah, like next week late.

--Wild Bill Clinton, He 8 1 2!

12151.
For your penance son
You must eat SPAM thrice daily--
Without laying farts.

--Mission Implausable, Farther North

12152.
Nightmare of Basho
On stage with a martini
Reciting SPAM-ku

--teddy1, teddy1@bellatlantic.net

12153.
Solidified farts
Gathered in Taco Bell johns
Sprayed pink and called SPAM

--Ron Brown, Fl. Cars

12154.
Feebs and gimpos all
Support the Great SPAM Movement
While we support them.

--The GSM

12155.
Refill Glade plug-ins
With little pieces of SPAM--
Repels roaches too.

--Lafrack/Iraq

12156.
Janie hates us but
Henry's kinda Fonda SPAM--
I'm Fonda SPAM too.

--Ovah Dere

12157.
Twisted sister's peeps
Can sure screw up a good thing:
SPAM contortionists.

--Chickie Choaka, chickie@haredu.com

12158.
Shaded from the sun
Koi rejoice at their SPAM feed
Then float belly up.

--Golden Pearl

12159.
The Asian market
Here in Frisco sells no SPAM.
I'm not that hungry.

--Anonymous, Anonymous

12160.
My dear sweet Mom used
To bake SPAM PizzaBurgers;
They were SOOOO disgusting!

--Phil, pmedes@mninter.net

12161.
Mom's SPAM casserole
Steaming heap of canned lovin'
What the hell was that?

--Dennis Spam Hotdish

12162.
I once had a dream
That I was whacking off on
A mountain of SPAM.

--Nakedguy

12163.
SPAM recollections
"Disremembered" by your mind?
Though my ulcers SCREAM!

--Pay the Bill Clinton, You're overdue!

12164.
Humping small field mice
Out in the dew covered field--
By rusty SPAM cans.

--Rusty Spamcans, http://www.pathcom.com/~smclean/cs.htm

12165.
In their twilight years
SPAMkuers play ghetto golf--
SPAM exacts revenge.

--Thomanne Jerry, tjerry@har.edu

12166.
Tom Lilly's grown fat,
His head can no longer hat--
SPAMku's seen to that.

--Tom's SPAMku Bud, He's really a Spamku Lover

12167.
There is no justice
We are all slaves unaware
There is only SPAM

--Queen of Delete

12168.
Fish don't drink water
Russian blue boars don't eat SPAM
Though they lick SPAM cans

--Queen of Delete

12169.
And on Labor Day
Bubba God created SPAM--
The working man's steak.

--Carl Daddy-o Porter, Burlington Ma.

12170.
But nothing ate SPAM
Adam sniffed it, said no way
Bubba God was sad

--Carl Daddy-o Porter #2, Burlington Ma.

12171.
Bubba God angered
Made woman out of that SPAM
Now Adam ate it

--Carl Daddy-o Porter #3, Burlington Ma.

12172.
Bumrushed from Eden
Unable to recall why
We now write SPAMku

--Carl Daddy-o Porter #4, Burlington Ma.

12173.
The only Truth is:
We are all doomed to suffer
When we eat of SPAM.

--Carl Daddy-o Porter #5, Burlington Ma.

12174.
Pay-Per-View is spam!
Tweety Bird with attitude--
Tyson...........wins again

--Boycott Pay Per View, $50.00 Spammers

12175.
Life on Earth over.
Spampocalypse at the door--
Screaming LET ME OUT!

--Matt Ward, rmward@ucsd.edu

12176.
professor backwards,
your contraindications...
such a sweet hernia!

--Anonymous

12177.
An old can of SPAM
A curious frog jumps in
The sound of clatter

--Ted Jacobs, teddy1@bellatlantic.net

12178.
Although you cause gas
Not-so-bright pink I LOVE YOU
My Valentine SPAM

--GSM, From the bowels of my, unh! heart

12179.
Down here in Jaw-ja
SPAM gives ladies "The Vapors"--
but "The Fumes" get me.

--Jaw-gia Peach Pit, Atlanta's fulla willin' hunnies

12180.
Bambi SPAM be fine
Fawndle and caress your deer--
Save your bucks and doe

--Wretcher Fetcher, Big Woods Country Recipes

12181.
SPAM favors the rich
But it flavors the needy--
It pounds the greedy.

--Fat IS Beautiful, So eat more SPAM girls!

12182.
Have you tried "NEW" SPAM?
The Trial Of The Century!
The jury's still "out"

--If it makes you %$#@!, You must acquit!

12183.
Salt Pork Anus Meat
The gelatin is salty
Rennet euphemism

--David E. Sallis, dsallis@atinc.com

12184.
Sweet Pink Mucilage
My mind revolts in horror
My God! I crave more

--David E. Sallis, dsallis@atinc.com

12185.
Against my own will
I read the label and then
Throw the rest away

--David E. Sallis, dsallis@atinc.com

12186.
Pink slice on wheat bread
Pork explosion in my mouth
Should it be crunchy?

--David E. Sallis, dsallis@atinc.com

12187.
Stomach to brain: LURCH!
It's a crime against nature
Feed it to my cat

--David E. Sallis, dsallis@atinc.com

12188.
Sizzling in the Pam
White bread with mayo waiting
SPAM dinner for one

--Anonymous

12189.
Ravenous felines
Normally eat anything
Ignore false pink meat

--David E. Sallis, dsallis@atinc.com

12190.
Salty pseudoflesh
Produced in an abattoir
Inject pink color

--David E. Sallis, dsallis@atinc.com

12191.
The Hiss of a Can
A Pink Meat Oxydizing
But it still tastes good

--Cyrus Buffum

12192.
It's pink and perfect
Used to run around and squeal
Pink Panther or SPAM?

--rbuffum@capecod.com

12193.
Overpowering
Stuck in my craw like green bile
The taste of SPAMku

--ohsaB, No air mail please

12194.
See SPAM cans shining
In the moonlight how they drip--
No hole in one here.

--Maj. D. Fecks

12195.
Grizzled canned pig arse
The three legged pigs suffer--
For the love of SPAM

--Puddingtaint, Anonymous

12196.
Held by two fingers
Resilient, soft... release
Bounces down stairwell

--Anonymous

12197.
Years of ingestion
Fat chunk in veins dislodges
Soon a heart attack

--Anonymous

12198.
Bad practical joke
Ooze from can smoothered on ground
Men slip on tile floor

--Anonymous

12199.
Four yellow letters
On blue tin, slab of SPAM pic
Livid pink contrast

--Anonymous

12200.
very little moon
watches over the black sky
the night has begun

--tom schwab, bulzfrk91@AOL.COM