SPAM Haiku 15001-15100

Move backwards to Numbers 14901-15000.


15001.
Conquering GIs
gave SPAM to Japanese then
watched them jump off cliffs.
--Junkyard God

15002.
Marching to Hormel
pigs look up and think they are
just here to shower.

--Anonymous

15003.
gray clouds block the sun
silent birds gaze forlornly
the moon is SPAM pink

--flandan, flantoo@ireland.com

15004.
from the back seat of
the car i can smell a big
summertime sandwich

--baatzu, baatz@prodigy.net

15005.
oozing pleasant slab
unlike silk shorts, rough, but kind
SPAM i need my space

--irish tommy

15006.
Leaning over can
Eat jellied swirling pork mass
Run to other can!

--Me

15007.
Stuff Posing As Meat
Send People Annoying Mail
SPAM Poems Amuse Me

--RDB

15008.
The SPAMelope looks...
He sees no lions lurking...
Now it's safe to nap.

--RDB

15009.
SPAM splat spot spoo spew
whoa out of me it flows fast
never again SPAM

--jak man

15010.
Placed SPAM on my desk
Teacher looks at me funny
Yes I failed that class

--Mike Jones, mejones73@hotmail.com

15011.
Officemate addict
Of SPAM-ku; I beg him "Stop!"
Now I am addict

--ME Jones

15012.
Lessons from Linux
My SPAM sandwich is improved
When I open sauce

--TFBW

15013.
Eating a SPAMwich;
Looking at ingredients--
Regurgitation

--Nate VanKirk, irishfreak@hotmail.com

15014.
A greasy pink smear
Mangled metal: yellow, blue
On the railway track

--TFBW

15015.
The fish that dart by
Know nothing of the treasure
In the rusty can

--TFBW

15016.
sodium-filled pig
gave its life so i can eat
dead pig will kill me

--Joey-oey-oh, kaprookie@aol.com

15017.
eggs and rice are key
filipino breakfasts are
amazing with SPAM

--Joey-oey-oh, kaprookie@aol.com

15018.
Rush around kitchen
Ah! SPAMBURGER hamburger!
Time to go to work

--Eric N., worthless_e@hotmail.com

15019.
Archimedes shouts
Eureka from the bathtub
SPAM's buoyancy learned

--finbar

15020.
oh what a great waste
to speak of SPAM and paté
in the self same breath!

--a abraham, ajta@aol.com

15021.
death came at high noon
choking on dry bread and SPAM
a sad greasy end

--a abraham, ajeet1@aol.com

15022.
There's no banner ads
on the SPAM-ku archive site
Would Hormel buy some?

--Bob Jonkman, bjonkman@sobac.com

15023.
Gelatinous tears
Spill down her pink wedding veil
SPAM left at altar

--finbar

15024.
SPAM is dangerous
That's because it is glowing
Don't eat, save yourself

--bsmonkey

15025.
How do you know if
Your can of SPAM had gone bad
Would it taste better?

--Madeline

15026.
What pink through yonder
gullet breaks? It is SPAM and
I am vomiting.

--Cedric SoulStyle

15027.
Oh, if SPAM had tail
and claws! I could boil it and
pretend it's lobster.

--Cedric SoulStyle

15028.
Young Babe shan't escape
The only true boss this time
Yes, pig, that'll do

--Cedric SoulStyle

15029.
Cartoonish pink flesh
Scarfed like Petunia's bon-bons
Th-th-that's all folks!!

--Cedric SoulStyle

15030.
Feed SPAM to a snake
Add a tea shop, and presto
Singing Vikings come

--Kristin, hrairah@aol.com

15031.
Oh great noble pigs
Giving life and their entrails
For a greasy SPAM

--Kristin, hrairah@aol.com

15032.
Can my SPAM feel pain?
Does it feel shame that it is
Mocked so openly?

--Kristin, hrairah@aol.com

15033.
Why does this pink blob
Of pig meat inspire so much
In the hearts of men?

--Kristin, hrairah@aol.com

15034.
In love with a guy
Bring him SPAM on a platter
The wedding bells chime

--Kristin, hrairah@aol.com

15035.
My SPAM-ku are far
Too extensive; I've written
My soul out in SPAM

--Kristin, hrairah@aol.com

15036.
Freshly sliced and fried
White bread and mustard beckon
Ceaselessly sated

--Mish - Seattle, Wa.

15037.
SPAM is in a can
Take it out and it is square
Can you call it meat?

--D.B. and C.B.

15038.
SPAM is very cool
It is brownish and is canned
It's the other ham

--D.B and C.B.

15039.
SPAM is really cool
SPAM is stuff posing as meat
Cool and nasty SPAM

--Winkel

15040.
SPAM has a great taste
It will make you happy now
Don't you like SPAM too

--M.N

15041.
SPAM can be useless
This site is irrelevant
Why do you like SPAM?

--B&B

15042.
blue and yellow can
wrapped around a tasty treat
hiding its goodness

--Chuck Beard

15043.
battlefield terror
horrifying new weapon
SPAMthrower is here

--Chuck Beard

15044.
aerosol SPAM is
the latest revolution
in prepackaged meats

--Chuck Beard

15045.
energies focus
new SPAM laser is online
its beam is pink death

--Chuck Beard

15046.
at poetry slam
read my SPAMku, babes loved me
and then I woke up

--Chuck Beard

15047.
Special Parts Are Mulched
or Spleens Placed Amid Mincers?
Hormel will not say

--Chuck Beard

15048.
will you dig the groove?
the cool cats with yellow and
blue cans; don't be square

--Nate VanKirk, irishfreak@hotmail.com

15049.
with my jiggling bod--
my house is made by Hormel;
i am human SPAM

--Nate VanKirk, irishfreak@hotmail.com

15050.
traces on the floor,
on the ceilings and the walls;
fans and SPAM don't mix

--Nate VanKirk, irishfreak@hotmail.com

15051.
why do the words five
syllables only have four;
oh yeah. I LOVE SPAM!!!

--Nate VanKirk, irishfreak@hotmail.com

15052.
Song was supposed to
Be "Stop in the name of SPAM!"
None stopped, new lyrics

--finbar

15053.
I come from Japan
and all my friends, they eat SPAM
it is a great treat

--the winkie brothers

15054.
I have a craving
It might look kind of like ham
But its name is SPAM

--the SPAM heads. winkie bros mom

15055.
I was up all night
thinking of you and, yes, SPAM.
Tears falling like rain.

--Erinn527

15056.
I gave you my heart,
you ate it like so many
slices of fried SPAM.

--Erinn527

15057.
I sent my lover
SPAM haiku, got no response.
Heart stomped on again.

--ErinnF527

15058.
There It Sits. One Slice
Sitting There On The Plate. "Have
a bite of me now!"

--Max, Soapstar900@aol.com

15059.
The SPAM of the Greeks
Thermopyle to Athens
Hot gate sandwiches

--francis

15060.
have some SPAM for lunch
you might be quite satisfied
or it might kill you

--Rowan

15061.
silicone filled girls
with patina skin that shines
eat SPAM, they are cool

--rowan

15062.
you better watch out
you very well may turn in-
to a can of SPAM.

--rowan

15063.
shiny slab of SPAM
sexual innuendo
need a cold shower

--Voxton, Voxton@yahoo.com

15064.
Pink, Juicy, Cold, Raw
Slick SPAM Slides from the Blue Can
Out To the HOT Pan

--Jessica, ishtar311@juno.com

15065.
Crispy SPAM on rice
Warm in its seaweed blanket
Holy trinity

--Lauri M., lkmclean@trooplaw.com

15066.
Pork shoulder and ham
Stroke of genius in a can
Open with a key

--Lauri M., lkmclean@trooplaw.com

15067.
SPAM is quivering,
shiny, pink, salty, smelly......
Jell-O made of pigs.

--Hunding the dog, WCKEMPE@aol.com

15068.
Arnold Ziffel sniffed
at the SPAM, reminiscing......
"Mommy, is that you?"

--Hunding the dog, WCKEMPE@aol.com

15069.
Foul stench emanates
from the blue can. What is it?
Gut Gopher Banquet!

--Hunding the dog, WCKEMPE@aol.com

15070.
Bounces on Baywatch
Chunky chest of pink fake meat
It's SPAMela Lee!

--Cedric SoulStyle

15071.
There's a lady who's
sure, all that glitters is pork
SPAMway to Heaven

--Cedric SoulStyle

15072.
Joanie loved Chachi,
but Fonzie had better taste.
His girl was Pink-y.

--Cedric SoulStyle

15073.
I send junk email
Hoping to Make Money Fast
And buy lots of SPAM

--TFBW

15074.
My face is tinged pink,
meaty goo drips from my hair:
SPAM has hit the fan!

--Glam, glam_O_rama@webtv.net

15075.
Thin sliced. Microwaved.
Incinerated. Cooked dry.
A pig jerky. Yum!

--Al Terego, amalmind@psyber.com

15076.
a can of SPAM and
a can of ham to eat up
which one to eat? SPAM.

--amanda webber, kinu@dellnet

15077.
SPAM, pink and oval
SPAM, buy it at the Mobil
SPAM makes it all good

--amnda webber & lindsay wood, kinu@dellnet

15078.
SPAM or haggis? The
Philosophical problem:
Which one is more vile?

--Kristin, hrairah@aol.com

15079.
Fling a can of SPAM
Awestruck citizens saying:
"Look! Some pigs can fly!"

--Kristin, hrairah@aol.com

15080.
Staring at the SPAM
I see it stare back at me
Malevolently

--Kristin, hrairah@aol.com

15081.
Contemplating SPAM
Was it evolution or
Did something make it?

--Kristin, hrairah@aol.com

15082.
No, I'm not Christian
What's wrong with the worship of
The SPAM deities?

--Kristin, hrairah@aol.com

15083.
Add SPAM to potion
Pour on pieces of metal
Philosopher's Stone!

--Kristin, hrairah@aol.com

15084.
Shall I compare thee
To a summer's day? Thou art
More greasy and pink

--Kristin, hrairah@aol.com

15085.
It is ten-forty
Little brother asleep now
I've written too much

--Kristin, hrairah@aol.com

15086.
Old Man and the SPAM:
A giant can is snagged, but
The sharks claim the prize

--Kristin, hrairah@aol.com

15087.
"...a crowd, a host of
greasy SPAModils." Know what?
Wordsworth is the best.

--Kristin, hrairah@aol.com

15088.
Starfleet officer
Says "SPAM!" to replicator
Major malfunction

--TFBW

15089.
SPAM--an evil plot?
conspiracy theorists
say "Don't waste my time."

--Chuck Beard

15090.
What is the shelf life
of frozen SPAM? Some questions
should not be answered.

--Chuck Beard

15091.
Chinese restaurant
pink meat meal, fortune cookie
said "that wasn't SPAM"

--Chuck Beard

15092.
crashed in the Arctic
good news--survival rations
bad news--they are SPAM

--Chuck Beard

15093.
fifty-foot SPAM cans
chasing me with scimitars
that nightmare again

--Chuck Beard

15094.
My boyfriend is SPAM
Flecked with barnacles and puke
I refuse to eat

--Brier Anlog

15095.
Pleasantly slimy
Delectably crisped when fried
Who needs alcohol?

--Monkr Yopro

15096.
Sad and rejected,
No astronaut will eat you.
You rank below Tang.

--Buffy, danceswithprozac@hotmail.com

15097.
Viscous gelid stuff
Slips down the gagging gullet
SPAM--heat 'n' eat treat

--Anonymous

15098.
SPAM can burn for hours
I saw this on a campfire
Beacon through the night

--BSP

15099.
A SPAM on the fire.
Is like a small funeral pyre.
To the pig that was.

--RPB

15100.
Open cans fill tub.
A slippery time tonight.
Oh no Mom is home.

--BSP


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