SPAM Haiku 17401-17500

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17401.
chew chew chew swallow
Do while not end of the SPAM
chew chew swallow, loop

--cbradley, ruderalis12@hotmail

17402.
Pig teleport goes
awry in the Hormel lab.
SPAM is discovered.

--pork harvest

17403.
DNA tests show
that traces of fur belong
to kidnapped Ewoks.

--pork harvest

17404.
drab streets--noxious towns
people in grey--plastic newz
sabotaged by SPAM...

--e.herman

17405.
delirium's gate
a viper's kiss--poisoned SPAM
fallen game show host

--ed herman

17406.
vicious treachery
and a vile "bung" buggery
SPAM debauchery

--e.herman

17407.
silences blasphemed
a one dimensional sky
SPAM on Everest

--eddie herman

17408.
My five year old son
wants to eat SPAM every day.
See my tears of joy.

--Dan-San of the SPAM can

17409.
On my morning walk
I can think of nothing but
writing SPAM haiku.

--Dan-San of the SPAM can

17410.
SPAM in, methane out:
hit dalyplanet dot org
see Proof That Farts Burn.

--Dan-San of the SPAM can

17411.
I write SPAM haiku
by the tens, not hundreds. Why?
Leave that to the SHAM.

--Dan-San of the SPAM can

17412.
You cannot be told
what the SPAM is; you have to
see it for yourself.

--Dan-San of the SPAM can

17413.
Captain Janeway sees
Borg cubes turn to mush as they
assimilate SPAM.

--Dan-San of the SPAM can

17414.
F-5 tornado
Hormel HQ is destroyed
SPAM rains down for days

--Dan-San of the SPAM can

17415.
Vile, greasy SPAM cube;
you sit on that plate and ooze.
Why do you scorn me?

--Milford Pigboy

17416.
War child, wartime, SPAM.
With "Pom" and fresh peas from pods.
Peace in wartime. Mom.

--Nesta Hollis, nesta.hollis@btinternet.com

17417.
In Japan was there
SPAM? Did you weep to eat it?
As our pigs wept too?

--Nesta Hollis, nesta.hollis@btinternet.com

17418.
Despicable SPAM
cube! You nauseate my guts,
then, clog arteries!

--Milford Pigboy

17419.
Reprehensible
purveyors of pig fat! A
pox on you, Hormel!

--Milford Pigboy

17420.
colonnaded stone
a radioactive wind
a forgotten SPAM

--e.herman

17421.
SPAM on the altar
Tibetan sky burial
white bones on granite

--e.herman

17422.
goatees, pierced nipples
studded gonads and SPAM grease
generation--SWINE

--Renaldo E. Gomez

17423.
"Bread and Circuses"
"tits and Ass"--Xena's Legions
Feminist on SPAM

--renaldo e. gomez

17424.
amazon goddess
goose stepping housewives and SPAM
trailer trash and thong

--renaldo e.

17425.
SPAM flavored Prozac
starving kids and war machines
a forever sky

--eddie" e-lo "herman

17426.
one spectral morning...
a scorched earth and rabid thoughts...
toxic dreams of SPAM...

--e-lo

17427.
My wife makes a dish:
"Chicken Dan Hates"--dare I say:
it's better than SPAM.

--The Amazing Dan of the SPAM Can

17428.
Marilyn Monroe,
struggling to smile, sexily.
She thinks of SPAM. Done.

--John Byer

17429.
Encased in metal,
a squishy loaf of pink stuff,
processed perfection.

--Columbia

17430.
an obnoxious dwarf
murder, madness, and mayhem
SPAM-ku to the Max

--renaldo"e-lo" gomez

17431.
Ate SPAM as a kid.
But I never liked it though.
Leave it for the dog.

--Anonymous

17432.
laden with salty
SPAM is most definitely
goodness in a can

--Spanners, mrspanners@hotmail.com

17433.
SPAM beneath the cheese
Shakes eagerly as it turns
In the microwave.

--LAZLOUNDERHILL, lazlobaggins@webtv.net

17434.
Uncanned and unnamed
Jelly covered birthday wish.
SPAM with wax blisters.

--Lazlounderhill, lazlobaggins@webtv.net

17435.
I love the smell of
SPAM in the morning. It smells...
It smells...like peccary.

--sandra schneider

17436.
Polyg desert life--
SPAM to eat, ankle-length skirts;
lust not involved here.

--Milford Pigboy

17437.
Tom Green clan lives on
welfare checks, dumpster dives and
SPAM--Harem glamor?

--Milford Pigboy

17438.
Want polyg life to
be more austere? Cheap housing
down wind from pig farm!

--Milford Pigboy

17439.
i like SPAM a lot
fry it in a pan till hot
eat it on good bread

--Zephyr Parks, zephyr@zephyr.ruin.org

17440.
so if span not SPAM
is dan not dam then do you
not understand me

--jackerack

17441.
Oozing down my throat,
Hot, salty jelly. No way!
I spit, don't swallow.

--Them Buzz, ultrafoetus@netscapeonline.co.uk

17442.
Another SPAM born
from can. No Umbilicus?
Included with meat.

--pork harvest

17443.
Anti-SPAM is by
accident touched with SPAM. Pink
universe implodes.

--pork harvest

17444.
A quick swallow of
sliced SPAM, my colon coiling
up like a pig's tail.

--pork harvest

17445.
Addictive SPAMku
preoccupies the planet.
Exponential pork.

--pork harvest

17446.
Asparagus, treat.
The price? Your urine smells gross.
SPAM doesn't do that.

--John Byer

17447.
Damn that evil day
I found this pernicious site.
Hours of wasted time.

--John Byer

17448.
"Sad," replied Andrew,
when I told him of this site.
You know what? He's right.

--John Byer

17449.
"Eat my shorts" says Bart.
I decline and turn instead,
to my SPAM sandwich.

--John Byer

17450.
Is it really true,
that I have spent the last hour
writing SPAM haiku?

--John Byer

17451.
They chat about Gore
Pot bellies and pot smelling
The organic SPAM

--gmichael, themichaels@earthlink.com

17452.
Cold, wet, sticky, slime
It slips around in your mouth
Mayo, and cheese please!

--Cindy

17453.
That time of the month
No Hormel-mones in this can
SPAM has a headache

--Pam Collier

17454.
Number one U. S.
State for SPAM consumption is
Hawaii Dano

--tom Q, tqphoto@earthlink.net

17455.
my quivering muse
so eager to be eaten
intense SPAMgasm

--tom Q

17456.
Share my worst letdown
After hot SPAM on a plate
First cold SPAM sandwich

--Phil, Philweisnj@aol.com

17457.
The meat-head person
Can't fathom what's in the can
Slow Pokes Assume Meat

--Anonymous

17458.
Bread with mayonnaise
Canned, pink SPAM is gently sliced
No lettuce required

--Andy Berry, aberry@haydenarchitects.com

17459.
shiny putrescence
and some mucous squeezed gently
into a blue tin

--Anonymous

17460.
High Altitude SPAM
Clogs Tropospheric Structures
Negative Vibes Man

--Phil, Philweisnj@aol.com

17461.
Weather Girl's Report
According to our Sources
It's gonna Rain SPAM

--Phil

17462.
Eight point five per cent
of people polled said that SPAM
is made from plastic.

--John Byer

17463.
My corners curling,
bloom of youth faded, weary.
Like a SPAM sandwich.

--John Byer

17464.
Do you really think,
that time spent here, sad surfer,
will improve your life?

--John Byer

17465.
SPAM changed my whole life.
Meat disgusts me--I became
vegetarian.

--John Byer

17466.
"My entire kingdom
for a SPAM sandwich." What he
meant to say, Henry.

--John Byer

17467.
Sir Walter Raleigh
brought back SPAM from the New World.
Take it back Walter.

--John Byer

17468.
Senator Jeffords
finds R. politics tasty
as a SPAM milkshake.

--Milford Pigboy

17469.
Two pretty pink mounds
Your blue dress falls to the ground
SPAM delight is mine

--richardb

17470.
Oh SHAM SPAM keeper
Please accept my SPAM delights
I labored so hard

--richardb

17471.
This SPAM hurts my brain
Thinking all these SPAMish thoughts
I should be sleeping

--richardb

17472.
One man's SPAM musings
Are another's bad rantings
I ain't got no taste

--richardb

17473.
Fried until crispy,
With cheddar on rye. Yummmmmmmm. Like
Bacon flavored cat.

--dudebud

17474.
SPAM in any place
SPAM feeds many hungry mouths
SPAM, the choice for lunch

--Eric Loux, ericloux@aol.com

17475.
SPAM in any place
I think about nutrition
Wonder what's inside

--Eric Loux, ericloux@aol.com

17476.
I forgot to eat
My daily alotment of
SPAM I love so much

--Eric Loux, Ericloux@aol.com

17477.
Walking through the store
Gathering SPAM by the ton
So I may eat lunch

--Anonymous

17478.
To help you eat SPAM
Carry a spoon and thermos
To help wash it down

--Eric Loux, ericloux@aol.com

17479.
Rabid monkey-dogs
Rush for the unexpected
Treat of a SPAM can

--Joe the Rabid Weasel, bsloan583@earthlink.com

17480.
My cubist pink boat
sails vomit rivers to the
diarrhea sea.

--lunchy barfalot

17481.
I fuck my own ass
With a slippery ham cock
My SPAM fiancé

--lunchy barfalot

17482.
I serve lovers' meals
Warmly lit by SPAM candles
My phone never rings

--lunchy barfalot

17483.
On the nasty scale
SPAM ranks a lot higher than
eating scabs or pus.

--lunchy barfalot

17484.
I brush my hair with
SPAM, 'cause the rat shortening
tames my inbred locks.

--lunchy barfalot

17485.
Seven car pile-up
Plane crash, killing spree, dead dog
SPAM still looks the worst

--lunchy barfalot

17486.
Russian astronauts,
circling Earth in Mir spacecraft,
don't take SPAM with them.

--John Byer

17487.
Do pigs dream of SPAM?
Korma, Karma, Nirvana,
afterlife in tins.

--John Byer

17488.
SPAM Ayres' dodgy verse
not appreciated here,
we are connoisseurs.

--John Byer

17489.
wonder lies within
pork shoulder and entrail treat
Hormel hankerin'

--Peter Bishop, bishop_peter@hotmail.com

17490.
"Mom, what's for dinner?"
"Steak again" she says. Wink wink.
Foolish white trash kids.

--dan krems, dankrems@hotmail.com

17491.
Conservative hogs
become SPAM by defection
of one senator.

--Milford Pigboy

17492.
When thirsty, I chew
SPAM. It makes me thirstier.
I'm a masochist.

--Fozzie

17493.
When you crave the SPAM
I hide the can to watch you
weep. I'm a sadist.

--Fozzie

17494.
At times I sing SPAM's
praises. At times I degrade
it. I'm bi-polar.

--Fozzie

17495.
I take pleasure in
nothing, not even in SPAM.
I am a schizoid.

--Fozzie

17496.
spicy luncheon meat
the distinctive taste lingers
not bad just not good

--michael clarke, michael@unpeople.com

17497.
five SPAM syllables
seven more SPAM syllables
five again here SPAM

--michael clarke, michael@unpeople.com

17498.
SPAM in the freezer
how he got away with it
used as a weapon

--michael clarke, michael@unpeople.com

17499.
pink vomitous mass
it makes you a stud muffin
or something like that

--odanrav

17500.
it smells delicious
"SPAM Lite" contains chicken eyes
always lick the spoon!

--odanrav