SPAM Haiku 18801-18900

Move backwards to Numbers 18701-18800.

18801.
fragrant and pungent
yellow jelly, white cream, SPAM
toilet water swirls

--Thayer M

18802.
SPAM's many uses
It is too bad that none have
any use worthwhile

--Dan Ekstrom

18803.
You will never see
A butcher like me with cans
of SPAM for my friends

--Dan Ekstrom

18804.
The jelly covered
Dog-food smelling SPAM on plate.
The sound of gagging.

--Katie Kerbaugh

18805.
in lord of the rings
sauron did not forge the ring
got it off the can

--kong1560@aol.com

18806.
quarterback brady
patriot super bowl champ
made SPAM of the rams

--kong1560@aol.com

18807.
SPAM-ku at midnight
if i could just get to sleep
i'd quit cold turkey

--kong1560@aol.com

18808.
wile e. coyote
trying to bag bin laden
HEY! FREE SPAM ASSHOLE!

--KONG1560@AOL.COM

18809.
It smells like a SPAM
it is a disgusting smell
I want wind to blow

--barbara leder, mailtobabsy@web.de

18810.
SPAM glides down my throat
Now it's coming up again
Sorry for your coat

--Serieke

18811.
Unclean, jelly flesh
US arsenals now make
Taliban SPAM bombs

--Rick Morgan

18812.
The horse latitudes
Flailing steeds, horrific death
Glue, SPAM overboard

--Rick Morgan

18813.
Mr. T's sandwich
Two slices of bread and SPAM
I pity the fool

--Rick Morgan, rm85@hotmail.com

18814.
The chicken crossed road
The pig stayed home; otherwise--
There's SPAM McNuggets

--Rick Morgan

18815.
Cousin of Head Cheese
SPAM's family reunion
A tortured gene pool

--Rick Morgan

18816.
Of what is SPAM made?
With meat and meat by-products
Just like Puppy Chow

--Rick Morgan

18817.
Spanish 101
Masculine or feminine?
El SPAM. Yuk. Male parts.

--Rick Morgan

18818.
Mom's SPAM casserole
Left to cool on window sill
Dog regurgitates

--Rick Morgan

18819.
Not quite authentic
Meximelt and Bellgrande
Now there's SPAM tacos

--Rick Morgan

18820.
Before and After
Jarod's photos are the same
If Subway served SPAM

--Rick Morgan

18821.
clinking metal cans
processed in machines daily
American SPAM

--stephanie lumsden

18822.
Bilious stomach cramps
Vermin eye thee knowingly--
Meatloaf of the dead

--James Gillespie

18823.
Superman flies now.
People look like ants below;
SPAM under the bed.

--Curtis Hunt, foxgirion@hotmail.com

18824.
SPAM smells of dog food
Wet with a nasty can smell
Will fall on the floor

--Stacey Johnston

18825.
Ground-up flesh, smashed in
one can. Jelly residue
forms. Survivor food.

--Laura Maddox

18826.
Mysterious meat
In a can of blue. Jellied
Succulence beckons.

--Lord Elpus

18827.
Chairman Kaga: When
Is SPAM battle? SPAM, foie gras,
And truffles! Yummy!

--Lord Elpus

18828.
Food of our fathers!
Spongy pink relic of times
When people wore hats!

--Lord Elpus

18829.
SPAM is not that great
It smells like gross, wet cat food
Why do we write this

--Paul McCarrel

18830.
NOT TO SAVE MY LIFE
JELL-O MEAT SLIDES DOWN MY THROAT
DEATH APROACHES FAST

--micah Whaley, fasbol@aol.com

18831.
she forgot dinner
out of my mind with hunger
contemplating SPAM

--kong1560@aol.com

18832.
saw a moose one time
dead--run over by a truck
tight fit in the can

--kong1560@aol.com

18833.
if SPAM's swallowed whole
do you leave a square-shaped poo
think someone will look?

--kong1560@aol.com

18834.
you poor SPAM bastard
break down and go to wendy's
burger and a coke

--kong1560@aol.com

18835.
I love to hate SPAM
It is so easy to do
One look and you puke

--Anonymous

18836.
SPAM, who knows what's that
Nobody really cares 'cause
Today is rainy

--LETI VAZQUEZ

18837.
The sky is cloudy,
blue. The tree is very green.
The SPAM really stinks.

--Patricia Velasco

18838.
Meatatarians!
Neither kosher, nor halal
This fanfare of flesh

--lenka@uchicago,edu

18839.
My friend is Schemmel
He has never eaten SPAM
He's eaten okra

--spishyboy, spishyboy@hotmail.com

18840.
OH! I'm not feeling
very well. SPAM has come and
gone. Wrong orifice!

--LITTLE ANDERSON, LITTLE_ANDERSON@HOTMAIL.COM

18841.
what is it called if
Hormel sends you email ads?
SPAM, or irony?

--Chuck Beard

18842.
clanking of the plate
masticating dogs whining
slurping greasy SPAM

--Anonymous

18843.
processed blubber meat
sense of the unspeakable
fat congeals like tears

--raindog

18844.
the SPAM tastes like fish
the SPAM tastes like tuna but
soft salty and pork

--jesus alvarez

18845.
The SPAM tastes like fish.
The SPAM tastes like salty pig.
The SPAM tastes like ham.

--Arpit Patel

18846.
Do you want eat SPAM?
I saw some jelly things there.
But they're nasty though.

--Gevik, Gourik_88@hotmail.com

18847.
The wrathful SPAM god.
Revenge upon my toilet.
Here it comes again.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

18848.
The jelly is pink
When you touch it's slippery
And the sight's fishy

--Xochitl Meraz

18849.
The SPAM tastes like fish
The SPAM is easy to cut
It smells like dog food

--farhad ahmadzai

18850.
The SPAM tastes like fish.
The SPAM tastes like some dog food.
The SPAM tastes like beef.

--michelle carranza

18851.
the tuna is pink
the jelly has no flavor
it smells like dog food

--elvia pulido

18852.
the SPAM tastes like fish
the SPAM tastes like salty food
the SPAM tastes like ham

--claro andrade

18853.
got SPAM in my plate
is easy to cut and eat
is easy to eat

--martin munoz

18854.
SPAM is slippery
it tastes very bad to eat
if you taste you die

--chilango

18855.
The forbidden taste.
Succulence of pink, hot white
and ready to blow.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

18856.
a demon's shadow
and a fused carnal desire
SPAM becomes my flesh

--E.W.Herman

18857.
a hatchet rampage
murder, madness, and mayhem
SPAM cold in my blood

--E.W. Herman

18858.
S. P. A. M. SPAM
do you eat or do you read
SPAM sushi yummy

--Grand High SPAM Man

18859.
the morphed mutations
go berserkers--cubing SPAM
primal ecstasy

--E.W.Herman

18860.
Processed and processed
And just when you think it's done
SPAM comes out a can.

--Bryan Donohue

18861.
It is filled with stench.
The aroma circles the
room. SPAM in a can.

--Destiny Sheets

18862.
My submissive's choice:
"Pine cones up your ass--or SPAM!"
She presents her ass

--Dennis McDougall, dennism@pcez.com

18863.
Squeezed Pig Asshole Meat
Scabby Pink Awful Mixture
Shaved Pulped Abject Muck

--Dennis McDougall, dennism@pcez.com--This one's lame but it has every letter of the alphabet!

18864.
Valentine's day SPAM
So pink and loving to me
I love how you blush

--Sarah Napolitan, SaNApolitan@ursinus.edu

18865.
Red or white with SPAM?
The sommelier, face frozen,
Looks for the exit.

--Lord Elpus

18866.
woke up this morning
smell of SPAM-sick fills the air
chunks stuck in my hair

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

18867.
It maketh me sick,
the smell of SPAM reeketh so.
I'll puke, I just know!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

18868.
I hate SPAM so but
only the toilet will show.
Mom must never know.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

18869.
I could never make
it to the bathroom I know
before SPAM chunks blow!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

18870.
SPAM and anthrax: dead-
ly germ, death by meat paste. Is
there a difference?

--Anonymous

18871.
SPAM is not from space.
Would they eat SPAM on Star Trek?
No, Kirk would fuck it.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

18872.
Light pink separates
What one ponders as either:
Pork shoulder or ham?

--Jon, jpdeshazo@yahoo.com

18873.
Divine providence.
Pork shoulder, ham, and jelly.
Reincarnated.

--Jon, jpdeshazo@yahoo.com

18874.
SPAM--Slice, or a blob?
Veggie, animal, or rock?
Call the FDA

--D. C., daniemur@juno.com

18875.
Can it be that SPAM
Depends on us to eat it
So it can move on?

--Jonathan DeShazo, jpdeshazo@yahoo.com

18876.
Smell of SPAM turkey
turns you off Thanksgiving, a-
nyone seen my car

--Kirk Dorr, Futlongstud69@aol.com

18877.
Euthanasia?
You had a difficult life?
SPAM...an easy death.

--Angus murray

18878.
High tensile steel case
Explosive material
Some combination!

--Angus Murray

18879.
Bathe in ground-up SPAM
Rub it all over your face
Are you quite that mad?

--Angus murray

18880.
Muslims starve in cave
Nothing to eat but cold SPAM
Osama scoffs lot

--Angus murray

18881.
You love a nice hunk?
Pink fleshed with rippling muscles?
SPAM is the answer

--Angus murray

18882.
Bush, Blair, and Putin
Need a missile defense shield
Terrorists throw SPAM

--Angus Murray

18883.
Soo-wee piggy! Come!
Entrails and posterior
My beans now salted

--Josh, heyjosh@pacbell.net

18884.
The love of my life
Receives my Valentine gift
A pink, heart-shaped SPAM

--Rick Morgan

18885.
Out! Out! from canned SPAM
Pigs tails told by idiot
Signifies nothing

--Angus Murray

18886.
Aquarian age
So much to look forward to
(SPAM not included)

--Angus Murray

18887.
I have seen the light
Shining forth from the Blue Can
Muslim converted!!

--Angus Murray

18888.
Destroyer of men
Apocalyptic vision!
SPAM thy nemesis!

--Angus Murray

18889.
Without SPAM...My God!
Fried rice, beans, breakfast, bentos
Wouldn't be the same

--Josh, heyjosh@pacbell.net

18890.
Enough is enough!
This SPAM addiction is cured
This is my swan-song

--Angus murray

18891.
Man goes to doctor
With raw SPAM stuck to his chest
Doc, can you cure it?

--Angus murray

18892.
The doctor replies
"That's quite a nasty rash...Er
SPAM can kill, you know?"

--Angus murray

18893.
Spaceraft from Venus
Lands in a SPAM factory
Goes straight home again

--Angus murray

18894.
It comes from a can
It smells terribly rotten
A jiggling Jell-O

--Brittany Knoll, pinkraze2k@aol.com

18895.
you smell oh so gross
you poor misunderstood food
you sit on the shelf

--Brittany Knoll, pinkraze2k@aol.com

18896.
In New Scientist
"Oldest fossilized vomit
very largely SPAM"

--Angus Murray

18897.
This food of vermin
Makes me sick to my stomach
Why do I eat it?

--Angus murray

18898.
Osama has bought
Weapon of mass destruction
(Said from Hormel Foods)

--Angus Murray

18899.
SPAM comes from Venus
Little green men have made it
See why they are green?

--Angus murray

18900.
Liquidized pig-brains
Mixed up with chopped rat entrails
That's how they make it!

--Angus murray