SPAM Haiku 6601-6700

Move backwards to Numbers 6501-6600.

6601.
Kill a pig quickly
Leave it out add its feces
Grind it up it's SPAM

--Adam Hartman and Andrew Shannon, JQWA37B@PRODIGY.COM

6602.
Cold, quiet, bubbling...
Liquid nitrogen beckons.
Pink splinters scatter.

--Ted J. Brunzie, Ted.Brunzie@jpl.nasa.gov

6603.
SPAM--pink and mushy
You were once a pig's tushy
Who's not so pushy

--Lou Franco

6604.
Recipe for two
Take 4 slabs of SPAM, mayo,
And bread--SPAM sandwich

--Lou Franco

6605.
pretty pink flower
I didn't see your beauty
'til I tasted you

--Lou Franco

6606.
Don't talk about it!
That part of the pig is not
Polite to mention.

--Plant Kingdom, pk@cordoba6.ns.itd.umich.edu

6607.
Monkey Spanking Boy
SPAM with an oddly made hole
"Here, smell my finger!"

--son of MSB

6608.
Monkey Spanking Boy
Ate a whole SPAM loaf for lunch
"Here, pull my finger!"

--son of MSB

6609.
Monkey Spanking Boy
All you SPAM eaters are nuts
"Here, see my finger?"

--son of MSB

6610.
Monkey Spanking Boy
Rubber SPAM in the bathtub
"Don't bite the bubbles."

--son of MSB

6611.
Hurling side by side
O I C U 8 1 2
Says fellow SPAM fan

--wilbert

6612.
SPAM ball billiards game
EightSPAM in the side pocket
Damn grease! No English!

--wilbert

6613.
Eightball with SPAM balls
Dog eats ball knocked off table
Can still play nineball

--wilbert

6614.
You rack, I'll break 'em
SPAMkabob on a pool stick
Let's try SPAM tennis

--wilbert

6615.
Pink slime, brick of meat
In bright, colored can it lays
The Almighty: SPAM

--Ognib

6616.
waiting in the tin
even if I was starving
spam remains the same

--Roshi et Limbo

6617.
there is not no spam
in the double negative
of the empty can

--Roshi et Limbo

6618.
spams fleeting life span
born with a can opener
dying in your mouth

--Roshi et Limbo

6619.
I tried suicide
thinking spam would do the job
but it found no self

--Roshi et Limbo

6620.
try eggs spam-a-dict
no canadian bacon
just a slice of spam

--Roshi et Limbo

6621.
not so long ago
I thought about tasting it
once then thought ought not

--Roshi et Limbo

6622.
there is more than we
ever care to understand
in a can of spam

--Roshi et Limbo

6623.
It's not what you get
out of it but is what of
it gets out of you.

--Roshi et Limbo

6624.
I will not believe
spam arouses desires of
any sort at all

--Roshi et Limbo

6625.
capitalism is
cans of american spam
for third world countries

--Roshi et Limbo

6626.
and communism is
equal amounts of spam for
all like it or not

--Roshi et Limbo

6627.
tantamount to snout
is there any room for doubt
not in my cupboard

--Roshi et Limbo

6628.
god's in every
can of spam or god never
existed at all

--Roshi et Limbo

6629.
During this spring break
I read the entire archive
God, where'd the time go!

--wilbert

6630.
I love my new SPAM
I take him with me to school
I have no good friends

--tony, fonix_@geocities.com

6631.
SPAM for you and me
You and me will not like it
'Cause it tastes like shit

--tony, fonix_@geocities.com

6632.
Do not try to run
You can't get away from it
SPAM will hunt you down

--tony, fonix_@geocities.com

6633.
Slimy, half-alive
A chewy chunk on a plate
Yummy, Nummy SPAM

--Nat

6634.
Worked just like a slave
Chuckin' that steel all day long
Bring home all my SPAM

--wilbert

6635.
Babe took all my SPAM
Ain't got nothin' but the blues
Now my woman's gone

--wilbert

6636.
Lucille sings the blues
Solace for a broken heart
B. B. King and SPAM

--wilbert

6637.
I used to eat SPAM
Lovely SPAM, wonderful SPAM
And then I threw up

--Sam, sajohnson@centuryinter.net

6638.
when writing SPAMku
use your imagination
not experience

--jacob jesus escapé

6639.
thirty years ago
ate family SPAM dinner
I can still taste it

--jacob jesus escapé

6640.
SPAM...truly heaven
where you go when you are dead
communion with pigs

--jacob jesus escapé

6641.
Brought SPAM to the zoo
Offered to Bengal tiger
Now rhinoplasty

--Ben Kleinman

6642.
Airplane full of SPAM
There's turbulence in the air
Pink snow and no school

--Ben Kleinman

6643.
SPAM is lovely pink
People think it's just a joke
They think it's meatloaf

--Brian

6644.
Into outer space
They sent many astronauts
Why not send some SPAM

--Roelof Alexander Bykerk

6645.
What evil hath thou
Wrought? This pink quivering death!
SPAM: the Devil's own.

--jim strange, Strange@scs.unr.edu

6646.
The Jews won't eat it
WASPies say ya can't beat it
SPAM: the pink shee-it

--jim strange, Strange@scs.unr.edu

6647.
How many snouts must
Hormel grind before we can
Consume this pink-blob

--jim strange, Strange@scs.unr.edu

6648.
Charlton Heston can
Not act, his manly-man chest
A big, furry SPAM

--jim strange, Strange@scs.unr.edu

6649.
Not even Moses
Armed with the power of God
Could part the pink loaf

--jim strange, Strange@scs.unr.edu

6650.
Great timeless wisdom:
Those who do not learn from SPAM
Are doomed to eat it.

--jim strange, Strange@scs.unr.edu

6651.
Heaven's Gate: To think
They ventured beyond Hale-Bopp
Only to find SPAM

--jim strange, Strange@scs.unr.edu

6652.
Surely it kills ya
Exacerbates what ills ya
When SPAM's what fills ya

--jim strange, Strange@scs.unr.edu

6653.
SPAM called--you were out
It left a message for you
The square can is tight

--Stacey Lane

6654.
Tasty fat globule
Released with a tiny key
So gooey, so sweet

--Elizabeth Pickard

6655.
On Space Station Mir
Fire starts. Mission Control says,
"Smother it with SPAM!!"

--Anonymous

6656.
Mechanically
separated chicken. Yikes!
What the heck is that.

--Susan

6657.
Multicultural
Diverse organs, many pigs
A tin melting pot

--Jack Hughes, jack@sprintmail.com

6658.
Revealed before you
The secret life of the SHAM;
Look! Exotic SPAM!

--Screamin' Phil Erickson, pje@hyperion.haystack.edu

6659.
"Thousand pardons, sir;
this can is not a passport."
SHAM on vacation.

--Screamin' Phil Erickson, pje@hyperion.haystack.edu

6660.
SHAM scales the high peaks
pack has only SPAM and axe
SHAM on vacation

--Screamin' Phil Erickson, pje@hyperion.haystack.edu

6661.
In the punctured can
Springs miraculous new life!
Pussywillows grow

--Brooke Alberts

6662.
This here haiku is
not about SPAM, but it is
about SPAM haiku.

--Brooke Alberts

6663.
Just as SPAM surely
poisons the body, so SPAM
Haiku poisons minds

--Brooke Alberts

6664.
Like pinkish wonder
SPAM dances through the daylight:
Beauty grows quiet.

--Jonathan Wren

6665.
SPAM versus dog food:
Not that I hate my dog, but
he lost the coin toss.

--Benjamin Edwards, edwardsb@sonoma.edu

6666.
pink, rectangular
thin veil of sebaceous slime
sandwich and then some

--thom, thomwill96@aol.com

6667.
had a can of TREET
can corroded and it leaked
SPAM is eternal

--Casca

6668.
Eat cooters and SPAM.
You shall grow up big and tall.
Kandice is real good!!!!!!!!!

--bethy meeker, bethy18@hotmail.com

6669.
Rather than sawdust
One can kill by stuffing SPAM
In the nose and mouth

--Ben Kleinman, ben.kleinman@jwalter.com

6670.
SPAM haiku addict
Sought out psychiatric help
Feels good about it

--Eliezer Yudkowsky, sentience@pobox.com

6671.
Evil SPAM haiku
Condemned by Catholic Church
Lunch meat of Satan

--Eliezer S. Yudkowsky, sentience@pobox.com

6672.
Oily pink darkness
Seeps through walls and consumes brain
Lovecraft's SPAM story

--Eliezer S. Yudkowsky, sentience@pobox.com

6673.
Send SPAM chain letter
To twenty of your best friends
Get eight thousand cans

--Eliezer S. Yudkowsky, sentience@pobox.com

6674.
SPAM of the future
Wins Hugo and Nebula
Psionic lunch meat

--Eliezer S. Yudkowsky, sentience@pobox.com

6675.
Shakespeare and Chaucer
Unworthy of attention
Wrote nothing on SPAM

--Eliezer S. Yudkowsky, sentience@pobox.com

6676.
Origin of phrase
"Spam spam spam" sung by Vikings
Monty Python sketch

--Eliezer S. Yudkowsky, sentience@pobox.com

6677.
Spam spam spam spam spam
Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
Raving lunatic

--Eliezer S. Yudkowsky, sentience@pobox.com

6678.
Haiku in shower
Gone--not saved on computer
A geek tragedy

--Eliezer S. Yudkowsky, sentience@pobox.com

6679.
Confessed SPAM habit
Lithium squirted down throat
With turkey baster

--Eliezer S. Yudkowsky, sentience@pobox.com

6680.
Preceding haiku
Stolen from a Dilbert strip
And a Dave Barry

--Eliezer S. Yudkowsky, sentience@pobox.com

6681.
Terrible mistake
Eighteen-syllable haiku
Taken out and shot

--Eliezer S. Yudkowsky, sentience@pobox.com

6682.
No mere SPAM haiku
Contains SPAM hypertext links
New form of SPAM art

--Eliezer S. Yudkowsky, sentience@pobox.com

6683.
Found SPAM haiku page
Mother doesn't understand
Strangely compelling

--Eliezer S. Yudkowsky, sentience@pobox.com

6684.
Ninth circle of hell
Traitors beneath plain of ice
Eat nothing but SPAM

--Eliezer S. Yudkowsky, sentience@pobox.com

6685.
It staggers the mind
Six thousand haiku on SPAM
Too silly for words

--Eliezer S. Yudkowsky, sentience@pobox.com

6686.
God does not subtract
Time spent fishing from man's years
SPAM haiku triple

--Eliezer S. Yudkowsky, sentience@pobox.com

6687.
New energy source
Convert spare time to power
Shift orbit of Earth

--Eliezer S. Yudkowsky, sentience@pobox.com

6688.
Cast "Summon Lunch Meat"
Sacrifice for three mana
Pink "Dark Ritual"

--Eliezer S. Yudkowsky, sentience@pobox.com

6689.
With new SPAM haiku
Earth finally eclipses
Vogon poetry

--Eliezer S. Yudkowsky, sentience@pobox.com

6690.
Send SPAM to abyss
Powers of Darkness displeased
Remains never found

--Eliezer S. Yudkowsky, sentience@pobox.com

6691.
Find SPAM haiku list
Seize the opportunity
Free plug for Web page

--Eliezer S. Yudkowsky, sentience@pobox.com

6692.
Shooting star of SPAM
Tail like a greasy white plume
Gastronomical

--Peter Fotopoulos, fotopoulos@hotmail.com

6693.
Deceptive pink skin
I fear that you're dangerous
Satisfying meat

--Bruno, brunobt@sonypic.geis.com

6694.
I reach in the fridge
dried the SPAM waits uneaten
my shoes become new

--Anonymous

6695.
It's not real haiku
SPAM fails ISO standards
But still beloved

--Eliezer S. Yudkowsky, sentience@pobox.com

6696.
ERROR: SPAM not found
Undocumented feature
Restart computer

--Eliezer S. Yudkowsky, sentience@pobox.com

6697.
No SPAM: Trivial
Can always eat one more slice
Pork by induction

--Eliezer S. Yudkowsky, sentience@pobox.com

6698.
I glance at the SPAM
That slimy little bastard
I drool in wonder

--Ian MacLean

6699.
I'D LIKE TO GO TO
THE BAHAMAS AND STICK SPAM
DOWN MY PYJAMAS

--JOHNNY GLOVER

6700.
I saw the best minds
of my generation dig
SPAM contemplation

--hypatia, hypatia@prodigy.net