SPAM Haiku 6801-6900

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6801.
SPAM the Wonder Meat;
Versatile, yet unchanging
The SPAM stands alone.

--Anonymous

6802.
She said she'd love me
"When pigs can fly!" Ate SPAM, puked.
Pigs from cans can fly.

--Robert W Reed, robert_w_reed@ccm2.hf.intel.com

6803.
spam fries golden brown
fills the house with tempting smell
oh, that is steak-umm

--TrdBrglr, TrdBglr@msn.com

6804.
Made a house of SPAM
Weather-proof and won't erode
SPAM is eternal

--Tasha Rurka

6805.
Ice princess haiku:
Oksana Baiul, is as
firm and pink as SPAM.

--tiGGer, sdj@fadavis.com

6806.
Strange alien meat
Parallelogram of food
Show me to the can!

--charles e. closmann, hist2s@bayou.uh.edu

6807.
Are you attracted,
To the happy dark blue can,
Just say no, to SPAM!

--Roberto, swacho@onr.com

6808.
North Dakota floods,
Bill promises lots of aid
Lots more SPAM is made.

--Roberto, swacho@onr.com

6809.
Fat woman on beach
Greasy, broiling, dimpled flesh
You are what you eat

--Anonymous

6810.
A bird in the sky
A man offers it some SPAM
And then the bird dies

--Tamy Chesus

6811.
O can of azure,
Pink snouts porcinely filling;
Alas, lost the key!

--Anonymous

6812.
Here are today's words
to add to the cosmic tree
of spam - yggdrasil.

--Jake, jmohnkern@vax.clarku.edu

6813.
in a plastic tube
the ultimate dentrifice
fluoridated spam

--jake, jmohnkern@vax.clarku.edu

6814.
smoke yourself alive
mold your spam into a ball
put it in your bowl

--jake, jmohnkern@vax.clarku.edu

6815.
What? A pull-tab top?
No respect for history.
Farewell to SPAM keys.

--jake, jmohnkern@vax.clarku.edu

6816.
Mammal, reptile, plant,
Insect too. All equal in
The can of our SPAM.

--jake, jmohnkern@vax.clarku.edu

6817.
Recycled protein,
millennial soylent pink,
food for toothless mobs.

--jake, jmohnkern@vax.clarku.edu

6818.
Use a meat grinder
Release the SPAM inside you
Liberate your meat

--jake, jmohnkern@vax.clarku.edu

6819.
what is humble spam
to ponder the nature of
its own living gel

--jake, jmohnkern@vax.clarku.edu

6820.
Ancient ark of life,
what genomes to ponder in
this capsule of time.

--jake, jmohnkern@vax.clarku.edu

6821.
I like SPAM, God's food
It makes me see pink toilets
Vomit endlessly

--Anonymous

6822.
I am the SPAM Lord
I send SPAM to the Food Lands
Please eat my SPAM more

--Duke Nukem

6823.
the SPAM is a god
the can is a large temple
I love the God SPAM

--duke nukem

6824.
I've gone and done it.
Snap. Twist. Roll. Pat. Shake. Pop. Slop.
My SPAM is open.

--Sara Nelson

6825.
Tail ears snout lips jowls
Create glorious pink art
Satisfies no one

--Larry K, krash222@taconic.net

6826.
Old Chinese proverb:
You can unlock any SPAM,
if you have the key.

--Frank, frank@in-motion.net

6827.
Fetid pink mashed meat
Masquerades as food item.
Ah, the porcelain perch!

--wolf, titleIX@msn.com

6828.
Writing my paper
Sidetracked by the lovely sight
SPAM on a cracker

--the spamman, qqq famine@aol.com

6829.
greasy glob of fat
sticks to the side of the can
still i am hungry

--the spamman, qqq famine@aol.com

6830.
i don't write haiku
i just sit here and type them
the SPAM speaks to me

--the spamman, qqq famine@aol.com

6831.
the SPAM speaks to me
it whispers in a soft voice
it says: eat me raw

--the spamman, qqq famine@aol.com

6832.
Darkness hung mud thick.
Barbecue smoke filled the air.....
SPAM, weeds food, supreme.

--On D ST.

6833.
alone in my bed
humping my pretty blue friend
just me and my spam

--Richardb

6834.
faster, faster now
I spasmatically moaned
I'm almost home, spam

--Richardb

6835.
I sit at my desk
my spam working overtime
deep within my gut

--Richardb

6836.
The sun streaming in
Hark! The king of SPAM awakes
He opens a tin

--Richardb

6837.
stirring in the morn'
majestically he roars
the spamking awakes

--Richardb

6838.
she is pink and blue
comes to me in dreams of spam
my bed is a mess

--Richardb

6839.
my dreams are of her
as I open her I wake
my hands holding spam

--Richardb

6840.
her blue shroud removed
her soft pink texture revealed
my tongue meeting hers

--Richardb

6841.
Soylent Green or SPAM?
Given the choice, I would be
a people person.

--Robert W Reed, robert_w_reed@ccm2.hf.intel.com

6842.
After SPAM for lunch
rumble threatens my Levis;
hope that was a fart.

--Robert W Reed, robert_w_reed@ccm2.hf.intel.com

6843.
At Nicaea, the
Council votes: Christ is divine!
SPAM is something else!

--M. Kubacki, duck3351@aol.com

6844.
Ingredients for
A Minnesota orgy:
Whipped cream, snow shoes, SPAM.

--M. Kubacki, duck3351@aol.com

6845.
O, can with a key
Whose contents hold mystery,
Now satiate me.

--Rick Butker

6846.
I love to eat SPAM
SPAM feels so good going down
Nothing can beat SPAM

--Ryan Schauble

6847.
Scottish cheap meat meal
Mammie's proud pink tatty neep
Tastes like shite, ya bass!

--Henry McPork

6848.
i like spam a lot
eat it morning noon and night
you know, my chest hurts

--Diego, unpc@hotmail.com

6849.
I ate SPAM today
indigestible protein
Mylanta tonight

--Aaron Pailes, adp@hyperion.haystack.edu

6850.
Chinese Christmas Eve
Expatriates missing home
SPAM and eggs, Santa

--Aaron Pailes, adp@hyperion.haystack.edu

6851.
SPAM tastes like dog crap.
But I still like to eat it.
And so do my friends.

--J.M.B.

6852.
SPAM is mystical
It can be psychedelic
SPAM will cleanse the soul

--Dylan Argyle, Cargyle@union-tel.com

6853.
two blue can of spam
one lay on top other one
what da heck they do!

--manic mike

6854.
I do not like spam
Nor do I eat the product
The product eats me

--Anonymous

6855.
Question: If SPAM were
To eat their own, would they con-
Tract Mad SPAM Disease?

--Craig L. Sharum, YumChunk@msn.com

6856.
Aloud we wonder
Where is old Jimmy Hoffa?
Dispersed in SPAM cans

--Craig L. Sharum, YumChunk@msn.com

6857.
Sphincters Pigs And Meat
Set Potatoes Around Meal
Some Plans Are Mooted

--Charles Ader, cader@netcom.com

6858.
It's pink and smelly,
Good when you are really broke.
Hey, let's have some now.

--Tim

6859.
A gut-wrenching pop,
Followed by a snakelike hiss:
The SPAM tin opens.

--Peter Berman

6860.
Evidence of God?
Sign of earthly purpose? Look
No further than SPAM!

--Peter Berman

6861.
Dawn on a far isle,
Silent but for the SPAM trees
Swaying in the breeze.

--Peter Berman

6862.
Close your eyes and dream
Of a world where plums are pink
And SPAM is purple.

--Peter Berman

6863.
Hormel's sports legends
Must include SPAM Shriver and
SPAM "Bam" Cunningham.

--Peter Berman

6864.
The food fight lasted
'Til recess's end: SPAM flies
When you're having fun.

--Peter Berman

6865.
Gaz is trapped in lift
Twelve tins of SPAM in corner
Gaz dies five days hence

--Naked Twister, davidgbusby@msn.com

6866.
Elephants eat their
Own feces. People eat SPAM.
All is oneness. Om....

--M. Kubacki, duck3351@aol.com

6867.
look into the spam
the reflection that i see
i will not eat me

--zoot

6868.
Can of SPAM opens,
Fork full lifted to my mouth,
Untie me bastards!

--T Pease, t_pease@ids.net

6869.
Serve SPAM, beans, and beer
Make sure no open flames near
Eat, drink, be wary

--Anonymous

6870.
My diet is SPAM
Favorite part is the jam
That clings to the can

--Keith Marston, ZERO131313@aol.com

6871.
I once had a meal
of peanut butter and SPAM
It turned me all green

--Keith Marston, ZERO131313@aol.com

6872.
SPAM is the greatest
It's made from pig tails and brains
Burns right through metal

--Keith Marston, ZERO131313@aol.com

6873.
SPAM SPAM I like SPAM
They say it's made from old ham
More like rotting lamb

--Keith Marston, ZERO131313@aol.com

6874.
Squeak, squeal, oink, oink, oink
Pig is from the slaughterhouse
A SPAM serenade

--Anonymous

6875.
mow the damn yard now
trim rake sweep gather bag dump
i'd rather eat spam

--Anonymous

6876.
Foul meat by-product
It's a good thing I am a
Vegetarian

--The Thrush, thethrush@aol.com

6877.
SPAM in prophecy
Nostradamus predicted
The Anti-Christ, SPAM

--The Thrush, thethrush@aol.com

6878.
HAD SPAM FOR BREAKFAST,
LUNCH, DINNER, AND SOMETIMES SNACK.
HAVE SAME FAT CONTENT.

--ERNO

6879.
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, and SPAM.
Now I'm sitting on the can.
Damn SPAM, wham, kabam!!

--Anonymous

6880.
SPAM is really good
Eat it in your sandwiches
Yummy tummy good

--Hormel Foods Corp.

6881.
WIND RAIN AND THE SPAM
FRIED BAKED OR RAW UNDER GLASS
SUCH A JUICY TREAT

--tony m

6882.
Eyes, snout, lips, and bung
Fruits of world domination
To the victor, spoils!

--Benito Juarez

6883.
SPAM IS THE BESTEST,
THE MYSTERY MEAT OF GOD,
MAKES MY TUMMY GROWL.

--Carmen Price AND Danielle Sardella, dprice1@bellsouth.net

6884.
WHEN WE HAD THE WAR,
GOD SENT US FAKE MEAT TO EAT,
MMM, MMM, MMM.....SPAMROLL!

--Carmen Price AND Danielle Sardella, dprice1@bellsouth.net

6885.
I GET THAT FEELING,
WHEN I TAKE A CHUNKY BITE,
OF SPAM ON BURNT TOAST.

--Carmen Price AND Danielle Sardella, dprice1@bellsouth.net

6886.
White House coffee klatch.
Bill and Hillary serve SPAM.
Why no donations?

--Anonymous

6887.
Our Lord, rancid meat
Rock my gullet. Give me gas.
Oh, SPAM of Ages.

--Ron Daniels, rgdjr@ix.netcom.com

6888.
The SPAM on my leg
Too many red swamp monsters
They lick the SPAM

--Seth Robinson

6889.
cylindrical shape
soft, pink, supple like piggies
like chodes in springtime

--Seth the slaughterer,

6890.
My Jack Russell dog
Is given SPAM on a plate
She goes for my throat

--Frank McDonough, frank.mcdonough@ci.boston.ma.us

6891.
In the SPAMtheon
It springs from a blue can like
Athena from Zeus

--Frank McDonough, frank.mcdonough@ci.boston.ma.us

6892.
For Worf, Son of Moogh
Did bring SPAM to the Homeworld
Discommodation!

--Frank McDonough, frank.mcdonough@ci.boston.ma.us

6893.
Large, sinister cubes
Pursue Voyager; not Borg
Delta Quadrant SPAM!

--Frank McDonough, frank.mcdonough@ci.boston.ma.us

6894.
I'm in a ska band
All our songs are about SPAM
It's too bad we suck

--NKP7, CCR89@aol.com

6895.
slimy glob of funk
roasted in a brick shithouse
cram it down your throat

--Anonymous

6896.
spameedoodledee
SPAM for you and SPAM for me
shut up you dumb slut

--NKP7, CCR89@aol.com

6897.
Salty spooge pink brick
Resting on my plate so still
Tell me your contents.

--Fe, farama@iastate.edu

6898.
That shiny blue can
Yellow letters exclaim: SPAM!
I think I'll buy two

--Erik Skinner

6899.
Of what is SPAM made?
The whole animal kingdom.
A canned Noah's Ark!

--Anonymous

6900.
Grandpa's wise lesson:
Always, two cans in the trunk.
Best to be prepared.

--Anonymous