10.
If the "Alive" guys
Had some SPAM on board the plane,
What would they eat first?
42.
The pink SPAM glistens
On a blue plate of plastic.
O my Soylent Green.
94.
Charlton Heston cries,
In science fiction epic:
"It's made of people!"
256.
Took the SPAM plant tour.
A cause for fear and concern:
WORKERS MISSING LIMBS!!!
318.
Burnt or buried dear?
We had him spammed just like Dad
Can I have a slice?
464.
The small tab broken:
SPAM trapped inside forever!
Cannibalism?
518.
Both Mrs. Lovett
and Sweeny Todd would approve
serving people SPAM.
633.
Three men in lifeboat.
No food 'cept SPAM. Hour later:
Two men in lifeboat.
684.
Abortionist's trash
Contains grisly organs, meat.
SPAM for lunch again.
687.
Chinese say no more
Than two kids, then abortion.
SPAM supply maintained.
881.
Where's Jimmy Hoffa?
Buy a can of SPAM, my friend--
Corpus delicti.
939.
I sometimes wonder
if what Dahmer left in fridge
was shipped to Hormel
942.
Conspiracies fly...
But Hoffa passed through my in-
testines. DEATH BY SPAM!!!
1048.
My penis fell off
today. Leprosy. Donate
my ding-dong to SPAM.
1148.
The world now-a-days
Is overpopulated.
Oh God, soylent SPAM!
1570.
SPAM is an offah
To lose your appetite, but
Find Jimmy Hoffa.
1673.
Hormel Orphanage:
Many unwanted babies
Welcome; none come out.
1816.
"The pork is unclean!"
Rallying cry overheard.
Speakers now in tins.
1965.
Then, again, what if
The first two letters of SPAM
Stand for "Soylent Pink"?
2203.
Future nourishment
after all plant life is gone,
"Pass the Soylent Pink."
2211.
Fifth "SPAM is Soylent
Green" joke spotted. We need a
moratorium.
2225.
you will eat my pig
eat him! he is processed meat
where is my finger?
2251.
Ate a can of SPAM
right before I went to bed.
Donner party dreams.
2308.
Yeah, yeah, SPAM is great.
Yeah, yeah, SPAM is good. What if
SPAM was one of us?
2371.
Star Trek: TNG.
Where'd Dr. Pulaski go?
Look in the blue can.
2374.
I cut off a chunk,
then I saw it wasn't SPAM,
but...A HUMAN HEAD!!!
2441.
Last night the SPAM-man
Came and stole my sleeping brain.
Boing! There is no pain.
2442.
At the Charnel Grot,
Mad Hormel stirs his pot. My
Brain floats to the top.
2527.
Gelatinous host,
When right-wing talk shows fade out,
Rush him into SPAM.
2672.
I eat the pink pork
like so many M & Ms.
MMMMM good, like my mom.
2822.
Historical fact:
The Donner party carried
lots and lots of SPAM.
3363.
Cannibalism
jokes are pretty easy to
make about this stuff.
3554.
A dog walks the street.
Sniffs an empty can of SPAM
and wonders. Humans...
3831.
What does a rat call
Another rat who eats SPAM?
"Cannibalistic."
4184.
Capitalism.
Birth. School. Work. Old age. Death. SPAM.
Capitalism.
4195.
Analyzing SPAM
just might solve the mystery
of Jimmy Hoffa.
4376.
SPAM's other secret
ingredient: Angolan
basketball players.
4643.
Mean English teacher,
I will make her into SPAM.
It will be tasty.
4748.
Digging in the trash,
Found leftover baby parts.
More SPAM for the poor.
4785.
The madman wants to
Eat humans. We feed him SPAM;
He's none the wiser.
4850.
Out of boomerangs,
They send his head to Hormel.
It comes back as SPAM.
4855.
Miss Piggy tries SPAM
A foul deed forced on her by
The hand up her ass
5488.
In the can of SPAM
A severed human finger
Pleasant texture change
5890.
No one wants to say
If it's salmon or headcheese
It could be your mom
5948.
ingredient list
sodium hydrogenate
homo sapiens?
5984.
Laid in the shower
Pig parts you don't recognize
Soylent green is SPAM!!!
5986.
Donner's Pass snow storm
Box of SPAM and dead people
Easy decision
6062.
Don't feed your kids SPAM
Bet that's how Jeffrey Dahmer
Got urge to eat folks
6125.
Did you know that where
people were cannibals they
eat ten times more SPAM?
6283.
Hoffa, Earhart, Bierce.
Where are they? What mystery?
SPAM cans tell no tales.
6284.
Screaming in horror,
"If Soylent Green is people...
My God, what is SPAM!"
6320.
You won't ever see
Bulk emailers eating SPAM
They're not cannibals
6650.
Soylent Green or Spam
Given the choice, I would be
a people person.
6662.
two blue can of spam
one lay on top other one
what da heck they do!
6676.
look into the spam
the reflection that i see
i will not eat me
6739.
When Uncle Fred died --
suddenly, in the pantry,
ten new cans of Spam.
7023.
You look like a sliced
Cadaver. Food for my thought.
Gee, I wonder why??
7120.
Open a blue can
Image of Charlton Heston
Call it Soylent Pink
7326.
Jeff Dahmer in jail.
He was fed some SPAM and said,
"How can you eat this?"
7231.
Saw my dog eat SPAM
"You horrible dog!" I cried
He's a cannibal
7619.
Wonder what happened
to Jimmy Hoffa's body?
It's on a cracker.
7691.
CANNIBALS SAY THAT
HUMAN FLESH TASTES MOST LIKE PORK.
IS PINK SPAM CANNED MAN?
7925.
I'm going loopy
First I ate my own sister
Now I'm eating.....SPAM!!!!!!
7976.
Hormel profits swell
Soylent Pink(TM) feeds the masses
Rich shareholders laugh
8068.
Grind bulk e-mailers
Pack 'em in little blue cans
More bandwidth for all
8074.
SPAM is great to eat
Dumb cannibals think it's meat
Silly cannibals
8080.
SPAM tastes like human
It tastes really darn groovy
Really, try it now!
8283.
Why are workers at
SPAM processing plant missing
Fingers and toes? ----- EEEWW!