http://www.amazon.com/gp/feature.html?docId=1000619001

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An Open Letter to MIT Dormitory Desk Workers:

On behalf of Amazon Student and Amazon Prime, I want to offer my
sincerest apologies.  An article in the Sept. 17 edition of "The Tech"
said dormitory desk workers at MIT were overwhelmed with packages as
textbooks, TVs, and video games from Amazon.com flooded the dorms.
"The culprit," according to the story, is "Amazon Student, a new
program that gives students FREE Two-Day Shipping on Amazon orders."

I apologize for the extra work this deluge is causing but also suspect
it's just the beginning.  There are so many other student essentials
delivered in two days for free with Amazon Prime, from minifridges and
George Foreman grills to shot glasses, 5-Hour Energy drinks, laundry
detergent, and, yes, Top Ramen.  And since I expect that college
mailrooms across the country may be experiencing similar increases, I
extend my apologies to mailroom workers wherever you are (and hope
that you too are taking advantage of an Amazon Student membership).

Sincerely,
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Robbie Schwietzer
Vice President, Amazon Prime

P.S.
I got my Halo Reach on release day, too, and it was awesome.
Black Ops, anybody?