my speech is entitled ginger kids, children with red hair, light skin,
and freckles.

we've all seen them, on the playground, at the store, walking on the
streets.


they creep us out make us feel sick to our stomach.  i'm talking of
course about ginger kids.

aw sick gross

ginger kids are born with a disease which causes very light skin, red
hair, and freckles.

aw nasty, yuck

this disease is called gingervitis and it occurs because ginger kids
have no souls.

kids who have gingervitis cannot be cured.

aw sick gross yech

because their skin is so light, ginger kids must avoid the sun, not
unlike

vampires.

some people have red hair but not light skin and freckles.  these
people are called daywalkers.

like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse.  and unless we work to rid
the earth of that curse the gingers could envelope our lives in
blackness for all time.

it is time we all admit to ourselves that gingers are vile and
disgusting.

if conclusion, i will leave you with this.  if you think that the
ginger problem is not a serious one, think again.


--Eric Cartman, "South Park"